Just a random true story

[dcdrake]

About 10 years ago, when I was 20, a group of friends used to always hang out at the same house. Occasionally we would all sleep over there when we hung out late and there were usually a shortage of beds. One time I fell asleep first on an L-shaped sofa only to wake up at about 2:00 with a girl's socked foot in my face. She was about 22, Puerto Rican, and very pretty. She must've not been able to get one of the few beds and went to sleep after me with her head farthest away from mine. Needless to say I did not get any sleep after that.

She was out like a light and I very, very slowly moved my face so that it went from 2 inches away to being pressed right up against the bottom of her foot. I laid there slowly sniffing this girl's foot for about an hour. Eventually she stretched her other leg straight and it scraped against the side of my head and wound up resting on my ear. Now I had her one foot on the side of my head while my face was being squashed into the sole of her foot.

I later tried to very, very slowly get as much of her toes into my mouth as I could. I figured I could make pretend I was sleeping and the position "just happened" if she woke up (she never did). When I had her toes about an inch into my mouth she stretched her leg again in her sleep and pushed her foot as far into my mouth as it would go. I laid there wide awake with this beautiful girl's foot shoved into my mouth for hours while she slept and had no clue.

Hope this wasn't too boring but its 100% true.

[londonraptor]

well, that's what you call luck! thanks for sharing, very cool.

how did this end? did she eventually pull her foot out of your mouth during the night? was she wondering about her wet sock in the morning? or do you think she knew?

[dcdrake]

It ended when the sun started coming up and I realized she (or someone else in the house) would be waking up naturally soon. I had to eventually take her foot out of my mouth and move my head back to a far away position and get an hour of sleep. Her sock probably wasn't wet enough that she'd realize anything. I doubt she ever knew. It was awesome though.

[stivalo]

you're fucking brave and lucky

[dcdrake]

Lucky, yes. As for brave, if she woke up, I could've just pretended that I was asleep and that's just the way my face and her foot wound up in our sleeps. It was awesome though.