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humanchair
03-30-2003, 9:25 AM
1. get a laundry basket and fill it half way with clothes, then put
weights in it
2. put your head under 1 or 2 pillows and set the laundry basket on top
of them
---You should also put a really tight belt around your waist or stomach..this
will make it harder to breathe so the experience of facesitting will
improve ;-)
---- you should also set some of the laundry basket on your chest...this
too will make it harder to breathe so the experience of facesitting
will improve.
3. You should have an alarm clock by you, so you can record how long
you can stay under.
4. I recommend going to meanbitches.com or misscrystal.com and getting
some free pictures and printing them off. Looking at these pictures
will give your extra energy while you're running out of breathe. If you
need some really good photos to look at, then I'll send them to you. I
also recommend you downloading some music, such as KHIA - " my neck, my
crack" on winmx. This song is a great song to be facesat to..lol...
try searching for it on winmx and burn it on a cd, and listen to it
while you're be facesat. or if u don't want to make much nose while
facesitting, you can put it in your cd player walkman and listen to it..so
others can't tell what you're listening to. I recommend playing this
music while being facesat because...when you're being facesat alone..you're
mind kinda wanders and you start to stop thinking about sex,porn, etc.
trust me..after doing this for about 15 minutes you'll feel really
stupid..so keep background music such as Khia - "my neck" playing so you
don't get out of your little "mind zone"

I also recommend laying on a bed doing this.

simply stated...fill a laundry basket up with clothes and weights then
put your face under 1 or 2 pillows with the laundry basket on them.
Make sure you're playing a song such as Khia- "My neck" in the
background to keep the mood alive.

You can download the "my neck" song by khia
from places such as
www.winmx.com
www.kazaa.com
or try a search on google.com for it
you might also want to try to find the lyrics for the song too..if you're
bored enough.


What do you guys think of this?

would anyone be willing to post pictures of themselves doing this?
:-)

Queened
03-30-2003, 12:44 PM
I think you need to get out a bit more my friend.

humanchair
03-30-2003, 6:41 PM
lol....I know

but there are sometimes when I'm really in the mood for facesitting and I don't want to wait for a woman to come around.


btw(by the way) sorry for the typos in the post...I really didn't spend much time looking over it, since you're the only people reading it, and it's only a message board

mindbomb
03-30-2003, 7:53 PM
Humanchair, if your alone and need a facesit, and have a lot of money, check out this site! They would make a great facesitting tool. Pretty bizarre, but its got to be better than a laundry basket!

www.realdoll.com


http://www.realdoll.com/images/amanda06.jpg

http://www.realdoll.com/images/t07.jpg

http://www.realdoll.com/images/st12.jpg

humanchair
03-31-2003, 5:12 PM
I think I'll just use that 6 grand on something else...
such as a new computer and a broadband connection.. or an actual women to facesit me

smotherboxfan
03-31-2003, 6:36 PM
actually,when I was like 10-12 years old, ( now 33) I had a toy box in my bedroom, I used to fold my 2 bedpillows in half and tighten with a belt so they formed buttcheeks. I'd hold up the toybox while laying on the floor and finese the " ass" over my face and let the weight of the toybox do the " work". I also happen to like scat. and I used to do the same thing but I put a banana in the ass cheeks and let the toybox weight push down. I'd eat the banana & jerk off like crazy. I love all types of ass now and often go to BBW sites and clubs to dream of being under thoses ass'........later, T

Justeyesshowing
04-01-2003, 3:22 AM
lol I can see the headlines now...

Man found dead under laundry!
Police are today investigating the mysterious death of a man who it appears has died through choking on a loose sock while under his laundry basket. Baffled Police are still at a loss to explain why the man was naked and in bed at the time of the incident. When asked if this death was at all suspicious they replied "How many people would lay under their own laundry?" A nationwide man hunt for the "Laundry Killer" is underway....

Just eyes..:D

chairboy
04-01-2003, 6:10 AM
ha ha ha ha, very funny justeyes.. i chuckled for ages at your post.:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
on the question, can't say i've ever thought about it.

Cindy1984
04-01-2003, 6:18 AM
hahahaha thats was Sooo funny :D :)

mador8
04-01-2003, 8:34 AM
No offense but that realdoll stuff is freaky as hell. It's like a dummy. You think it's gonna like get up and choke you while you're asleep.

Justeyesshowing
04-01-2003, 1:21 PM
Blimey it's made the papers!!!!

Just eyes... :D

chairboy
04-01-2003, 1:40 PM
very creative justeyes......again, i laughed for ages, and out loud too.....so loud, i nearly woke me old man up..it's late here:D :p :D :p
very funny...:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Justeyesshowing
04-01-2003, 1:47 PM
I know its late (UK) here too...

Thanks for praise it makes the effort worth while..

Just eyes.. :D