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SexyMissLizz
12-11-2008, 7:21 AM
Dates give me gas!
I never used to eat dates until now. For some reason while I was shopping they just looked really good. So I bought some. I ate the whole package and went back for more. Now everytime I go shopping I buy dates. Only problem is. . . they give me non stop uncontrollable gas. The kind of gas that stinks real bad like fermenting cow manure and stile. For me personally I just LOVE the horrible smell. . . but everyone in the house in complaining. It's the dates!!!! hahaha

http://www.trainafoods.com/files/dates.jpg
noser
12-11-2008, 9:20 AM
....but are you facefarting?
SexyMissLizz
12-11-2008, 12:46 PM
....but are you facefarting?
No I am not. . . . I am just sharing my gassy experiences. My husband would never let me do that. However he does like to put his finger in my butt and smell it. He likes ass. . . just not gass! hahahaha
butthunter
12-12-2008, 8:13 AM
Is your son still enjoying them, or has he grown out of that? lol
SexyMissLizz
12-12-2008, 9:45 AM
Is your son still enjoying them, or has he grown out of that? lol
Sorry I prefer not to dicuss my children.

Thanks,
Lizz
thelantern
12-12-2008, 2:02 PM
Is your son still enjoying them, or has he grown out of that? lolbutthunter, that was completely out of order. There will be absolutely no discussion of minors in the Femdom Forums, whatsoever. You have been warned, do not do it again.Sorry I prefer not to dicuss my children.

Thanks,
LizzSorry about that SexyMissLizz, you're free to report anything like that again by clicking the '!' sign in the top right corner of your post.
V_Slayer
12-16-2008, 7:56 PM
Is your son still enjoying them, or has he grown out of that? lol
Damn man, How could u even say that?
What were you thinking?

Sexy MissLizz, i got your back. No matter what
(Even if it's farting)
undrneath1
12-16-2008, 10:48 PM
he won't be bothering you again I promise
simon
12-20-2008, 12:05 AM
No I am not. . . . I am just sharing my gassy experiences. My husband would never let me do that. However he does like to put his finger in my butt and smell it. He likes ass. . . just not gass! hahahaha

I'm in the opposite position...I love not just the SMELL of Farts but the TASTE also, but my Lady hasn't got to liking FACEFARTING me YET

Maybe You should try Face Sitting and then accudentally (on purpose) give him some AROMATHERAPY
buttkisser_661
12-20-2008, 1:05 AM
Is your son still enjoying them, or has he grown out of that? lol

Hey! That's not creepy at all... *shudder*
SexyMissLizz
12-20-2008, 10:51 AM
I'm in the opposite position...I love not just the SMELL of Farts but the TASTE also, but my Lady hasn't got to liking FACEFARTING me YET

Maybe You should try Face Sitting and then accudentally (on purpose) give him some AROMATHERAPY
If I ever did that my husband's dick would go limp. hahaha However He does enjoy the smell of my ass without the farting. But sneaking one in would definitely kill the mood for sure.
buttkisser_661
12-20-2008, 1:07 PM
Maybe You should try Face Sitting and then accudentally (on purpose) give him some AROMATHERAPY

Aromatherapy! That is the best euphemism for FaceFarting I have ever seen, and in fact I'd say it should be officially adopted.
simon
12-21-2008, 10:27 AM
If I ever did that my husband's dick would go limp. hahaha However He does enjoy the smell of my ass without the farting. But sneaking one in would definitely kill the mood for sure.

H just doesn't know a GOOD THING when he SMELLS IT

He needs to be ASS-Phixiated
simon
12-21-2008, 10:31 AM
Aromatherapy! That is the best euphemism for FaceFarting I have ever seen, and in fact I'd say it should be officially adopted.

Thank you- maybe we should submit this to the appropriate authority

The official definition of Aromatherapy is

"a form of alternative medicine that uses volatile liquid plant materials, known as essential oils (EOs), and other aromatic compounds from plants for the purpose of affecting a person's mood or health"

I've never had a liquid fart in my mouth, but a FART in my mouth certainly improves my MOOD and HEALTH
simon
12-21-2008, 10:32 AM
If I ever did that my husband's dick would go limp. hahaha However He does enjoy the smell of my ass without the farting. But sneaking one in would definitely kill the mood for sure.

I never thought I'd enjoy it so much until it happened......... and the effect was KNOCK OUT.
squashed-uk
12-23-2008, 1:33 PM
I remember I was at a fetish Party once, hppily serving a vERY attractive Lady, she quite inocently let a tiny poot go. I just continued licking, because I had been told to continue until she said stop, and she hadn't said "stop". She lifted up for a second, smiled down at me and said "You might as well have the rest of it too" and let rip a real pantie blaster.

Thanks to a deviated cartelage in my sinus I couldn't smell a thing
simon
12-24-2008, 7:29 AM
I remember I was at a fetish Party once, hppily serving a vERY attractive Lady, she quite inocently let a tiny poot go. I just continued licking, because I had been told to continue until she said stop, and she hadn't said "stop". She lifted up for a second, smiled down at me and said "You might as well have the rest of it too" and let rip a real pantie blaster.

Thanks to a deviated cartelage in my sinus I couldn't smell a thing

What a SHAME to miss such a WONDERFUL AROMA.... I love the TASTE too
SexyMissLizz
01-12-2009, 8:11 AM
Well I am sad to say that I can no longer get dates. I guess they are "out of season" what a bummer. . . I was so hooked on them. hahaha I'll have to wait until they grow again in the summer.

Lizz
simon
01-12-2009, 2:13 PM
Well I am sad to say that I can no longer get dates. I guess they are "out of season" what a bummer. . . I was so hooked on them. hahaha I'll have to wait until they grow again in the summer.

Lizz

Would love to around for YOUR Celebratory BLOW-OUT when You get them again.

It will be "BUMMER" in the opposite...smelly sense of the WORD