lemonscool
11-04-2008, 3:59 PM
I have long been one of those members of this site that read the stories and looked at the pictures without ever really contributing much other than a few exclamations of admiration for the efforts of others. Well this is an attempt to describe a night I had about 15 years ago when I was still able to live in the moment. The moment on this occasion just about cost me my girlfriend who is now my wife.
For those who don`t know the place Newcastle is a city that maps should show in between England and Scotland. We drink too much and the city has a reputation for a rather wild nightlife. On the night inquestion I had drunk all day and returned home to the flat I shared with my girlfriend and two of her friends. The time is about 3 am when I charge in waking everyone. After some shouting the girls go back to bed and I eat my cold pizza. Amanda, my girlfriend is not impressed and advises me not to come to bed as she has to work early the next morning. Trouble is, I am very drunk and not only forget that she is angry but decide that it would be a good time to remind her how good I am with my tongue. I sneak into the bedroom, strip and slip into the bottom of the bed. I gently slide up between her legs and start to kiss her fanny. She wakes and grabs me by the hair and shouts what the fu@% are you doing. I some how convince her of my genuine contrition so she eases her legs apart and wraps them round my neck. *Come on then show me how sorry you are, make me come then go to sleep you selfish bastard" she says.
Do not doubt for a moment that I love to eat pussy but I fell asleep, denied it and then fell asleep again. Think about multiplying insult by injury then add in taking the pi%@. Amanda kicked me out of bed and wentback to sleep.
Did I mention that I was very drunk. Well let me show how drunk I was. An hour later I woke upon the settee in the living room, felt rather cold and thought to myself that it would be much more comfortable in bed with my darling. I was surprised that she hadn`t come to see if i was home yet, but proud that at least I had not woken everyone this weekend.
Anyway into the bed I went and cuddled up behind Amanda in a lovely spoon position. Soon I had one of those thobbing hard ons that you cannot ignore so rubbed it hopefully on her beautiful soft bottom. Soon she was awake and incredulous, " what do you want," she asked in a cold voice, " are you trying to fu@% my arse. Is that what you want to fuck my arse." Alcohol kind of inhibits my ability to read between the lines so i decided to try my luck , "well actually I would rather you sat on my face."
Amandas face changed shape then I think, during a five minute spillage of anger,frustration and probably hormones of some kind she reminded me of my behaviour over the course of the night. Then to my confusion pushed me onto my back and climbed on top of me and said," is this what you fu@%ing want, do you want to be smothered. do you? How about I really fu%@ing do it" I have never seen such fury and though I have never told Amada this I have never been so turned on as I was then when she really fought to smother me and I really fought to get any air over the course of the next five minutes minutes. Amanda came on my face, climbed off me and the bed and went for a shower. She returned, silently got dressed and left for work.
I wrapped her nighty around my head and wanked over the memories of something that I have never really had so good again.
I no longer drink as much as I did but I never seem to get quite as much sex as I ever did either.
Thanks for listening.
For those who don`t know the place Newcastle is a city that maps should show in between England and Scotland. We drink too much and the city has a reputation for a rather wild nightlife. On the night inquestion I had drunk all day and returned home to the flat I shared with my girlfriend and two of her friends. The time is about 3 am when I charge in waking everyone. After some shouting the girls go back to bed and I eat my cold pizza. Amanda, my girlfriend is not impressed and advises me not to come to bed as she has to work early the next morning. Trouble is, I am very drunk and not only forget that she is angry but decide that it would be a good time to remind her how good I am with my tongue. I sneak into the bedroom, strip and slip into the bottom of the bed. I gently slide up between her legs and start to kiss her fanny. She wakes and grabs me by the hair and shouts what the fu@% are you doing. I some how convince her of my genuine contrition so she eases her legs apart and wraps them round my neck. *Come on then show me how sorry you are, make me come then go to sleep you selfish bastard" she says.
Do not doubt for a moment that I love to eat pussy but I fell asleep, denied it and then fell asleep again. Think about multiplying insult by injury then add in taking the pi%@. Amanda kicked me out of bed and wentback to sleep.
Did I mention that I was very drunk. Well let me show how drunk I was. An hour later I woke upon the settee in the living room, felt rather cold and thought to myself that it would be much more comfortable in bed with my darling. I was surprised that she hadn`t come to see if i was home yet, but proud that at least I had not woken everyone this weekend.
Anyway into the bed I went and cuddled up behind Amanda in a lovely spoon position. Soon I had one of those thobbing hard ons that you cannot ignore so rubbed it hopefully on her beautiful soft bottom. Soon she was awake and incredulous, " what do you want," she asked in a cold voice, " are you trying to fu@% my arse. Is that what you want to fuck my arse." Alcohol kind of inhibits my ability to read between the lines so i decided to try my luck , "well actually I would rather you sat on my face."
Amandas face changed shape then I think, during a five minute spillage of anger,frustration and probably hormones of some kind she reminded me of my behaviour over the course of the night. Then to my confusion pushed me onto my back and climbed on top of me and said," is this what you fu@%ing want, do you want to be smothered. do you? How about I really fu%@ing do it" I have never seen such fury and though I have never told Amada this I have never been so turned on as I was then when she really fought to smother me and I really fought to get any air over the course of the next five minutes minutes. Amanda came on my face, climbed off me and the bed and went for a shower. She returned, silently got dressed and left for work.
I wrapped her nighty around my head and wanked over the memories of something that I have never really had so good again.
I no longer drink as much as I did but I never seem to get quite as much sex as I ever did either.
Thanks for listening.