View Full Version : A Silmple Test (Guys)
Neo-Fire
03-12-2003, 4:14 PM
alright lads post away... at the end of the test i'll let u all know how it went
coolshot
03-12-2003, 10:16 PM
???? :confused: What do you want us to post ???? :confused:
smotherman
03-13-2003, 12:04 AM
LOL good question "Coolshot".Was thinking same thing. The posting determine`s how the test went??????:D
Peace
Smotherman
coolshot
03-13-2003, 12:39 AM
Thanx smotherman, but I still dont get it. ???? :confused:
smotherman
03-13-2003, 12:48 AM
You`re welcome "Coolshot".
Trust me you`re not alone, I don`t get it either!
Peace
Smotherman
coolshot
03-13-2003, 12:52 AM
LOL :D :D Well at least I'm not the only one. :D :D
Rikkster
03-13-2003, 1:03 AM
Like HUH???????????????
smotherman
03-13-2003, 1:12 AM
Rikkster.
You took the word right out of my mouth HUH LOL
Neo-fire
Did we all pass the test:p
Peace
Smotherman
stevo28
03-13-2003, 1:21 AM
What ?????????????
Don`t get it!!!
eyeshot
03-13-2003, 7:39 AM
Your spelling of simple is incorrect in your thread!!
:o
bikeseat
03-13-2003, 7:56 AM
[B][U][COLOR=crimson] RETURN TO SENDER :thebird: :lilgump: :theband: :rolleyes:
I am confused, what are we talking about here on this thread?
Justeyesshowing
03-13-2003, 1:54 PM
Of course!!!!!!!
The answer is...........................42!!!!
Just eyes...
(Just as confused as everyone else really) :confused:
p.s. why don't my reply's show in count or move the thread up the board... {sighs}, Poor John, more hassles... Software huh? :banghead:
chairboy
03-13-2003, 3:02 PM
at a completely wild guess, i would say that neo-fire is trying to gather how many male and female members post on this board....maybe at certain times, etc. etc.
really though, i'm not sure.
if that is the case, neo-fire just look at the member profiles at the bottom of the homepage to the forums when you come here.
if not, i really don't have a f***ing clue what your on about:help: :help: :help: :help: :banghead:
sp1ash
03-13-2003, 5:13 PM
Well done.....I think
Mistress Sara
03-13-2003, 5:19 PM
I have never posted on this part of the board before but I thought that since I was here I would add My two cents...I think that perhaps he has fallen and can't get up because he has someone sitting on his face smothering him to oblivion???
It could happen...really! :D
Always Above...
Sara
well i have looked up this guys posts and this is simply his way of saying that the guys outnumber the girls by about 20/1 the kid is a nob and im suprised you guys even bothered to reply
fsfbfl
03-13-2003, 5:46 PM
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
dragonslair39
03-13-2003, 6:20 PM
what what what oh well
Mistress Sara
03-13-2003, 6:42 PM
This is a male only message? Whoops. Sorry guys pay no attention the pretty lady perched upon a face in need.
Yeah right.
Always Above...
Mistress Sara
lasertazer
03-13-2003, 7:10 PM
i'm with chairboy on this
nold69
03-13-2003, 7:23 PM
post
coolshot
03-13-2003, 10:08 PM
I see everyone is confused, welcome to the club. :D :confused:
floam
03-13-2003, 10:59 PM
I'm a face in need... You can perch and post here all you want Mistress Sara.
As for Neo... I don't know the motives and it doesn't really matter. At least everyone is having fun with it. It's a nice little change from the norm. Maybe we could turn it into a pic post? Or a story post? He left it open. We can do whatever we want with this post.
boomer
03-13-2003, 11:11 PM
?
smotherman
03-14-2003, 1:41 AM
Neo-Fire has not even responded to our confusion.He just vanished, which leads me to think, he has fallen and can`t get back up:D , or smothered to death LOL is why he did not respond back to stop the confusion.
But otherwise agree with Chairboy.
Peace
Smotherman
Syphonboy
03-14-2003, 3:52 AM
AMDG
Yes... that is it!! I must pass for that, cmon!!
My guess;
Neo-Fire is a Girl is my believe. Because Girls are so advanced, but yet sound so simple, that guys easily get confused.
When She say test - She mean testing guys:o
Justeyesshowing
03-14-2003, 5:19 AM
Originally posted by flipper
or maybe he`s just trying to find out the meaning of life,
42!!!!!! see i was right
pinmedown
03-14-2003, 6:05 AM
Possibly a test to see how many actively participate in this board and/or how long the thread will go.
smotherman
03-14-2003, 12:30 PM
In that case lets keep the thread going. LOL:D
Nothing better then whole group of confused people.
Just kidding.
Peace
Smotherman
Mistress Sara
03-14-2003, 2:31 PM
You know what? I don't care if this is an all male thread I really like this section of the site. Makes Me want to pull up a face and have some smothering fun.
I have a question for you all, since I have not been on this section of the site I do not know if it has been asked yet or not, but I would like to know opinions.
What do you prefer when a woman sits on your face. Do you prefer her to be in her panties or wearing nothing at all? Then tell Me why.
Always Above...
Mistress Sara
pinmedown
03-14-2003, 6:40 PM
Hey... has anyone else noticed the typo "A SiLmple Test..."
???
pinmedown
03-14-2003, 6:58 PM
Originally posted by Mistress Sara
You know what? I don't care if this is an all male thread I really like this section of the site. Makes Me want to pull up a face and have some smothering fun.
I have a question for you all, since I have not been on this section of the site I do not know if it has been asked yet or not, but I would like to know opinions.
What do you prefer when a woman sits on your face. Do you prefer her to be in her panties or wearing nothing at all? Then tell Me why.
Always Above...
Mistress Sara
Seriously!? You can pull mine up, I'm in your city...
In panties, actually, I'm more into that silky feel than cotton.. put on that morning - for a late afternoon sitting.
Why!?... The wonderful scent for one. Another is subtle - with panties feels more like a power exchange than without... subtle but very important to me at least. Lastly - reality aside, it seems safer with the fabric there.
livingfurniture
03-15-2003, 12:42 AM
It is so obvious, he/she/whatever, wanted to see just how many people would actualy respond.
smotherman
03-15-2003, 12:58 AM
Mistress Sara.
First wanted to welcome you to the" facesitting/smothering section of the forum, great group of people here.To answer your question.
I actually love both panties and nude.
Nude- Because i feel it`s a deeper air-tight seal smother, flesh on flesh makes it harder to breath.:D
Peace
Smotherman
Originally posted by Mistress Sara
You know what? I don't care if this is an all male thread I really like this section of the site. Makes Me want to pull up a face and have some smothering fun.
I have a question for you all, since I have not been on this section of the site I do not know if it has been asked yet or not, but I would like to know opinions.
What do you prefer when a woman sits on your face. Do you prefer her to be in her panties or wearing nothing at all? Then tell Me why.
Always Above...
Mistress Sara
Mistress Sara - I would prefer the woman to be wearing
nothing at all because I love the taste and the feeling of
a beautiful pussy pressed to my face and most important
I love giving her the most pleasure which she deserves
enjoy your life
yosi
chairboy
03-15-2003, 3:22 AM
thanks for re-directing the thread, Mistress Sara, i was getting pissed off with neo-fire's inability to respond to his own post and the whole issue.
as for the question, it's got to be pants, (cotton) i like the feel and also it's more realistic - i like jeans, also.
by realistic i mean you're more likely to be sat on by a girl in pants under her skirt, or jeans, than nude when you're out and about.
maybe i'm going solo with this thought, but i am always thinking of being sat on when i'm in the street etc.:eek: :o :eek: :o :o :o
Mistress Sara
03-15-2003, 9:49 PM
Wow and thank you for your responses!
I will tell you what I like. I like to sit on happy face in panties either cotton or silky it just depends on what I put on that day. I also prefer a clean-shaven face because whiskers are not fun.
I like to ease Myself down on his face slowly and then sit reading a magazine while the poor soul beneath Me starts wiggling about because he needs air.
Air...something we can't live with out.
I like to ease up slowly so that he has a chance to view what is yet again about to come down on his face again if he is smart, he will take a deep breath because you never know how long I plan on staying there. To watch the panic start? To feel his face wiggle under Me? To tease him as he exhales and must take a breath again only to be smothered some more.
Mmmmm...makes Me feel naughty. :)
Always Above...
Mistress Sara
Dirty^^face
03-16-2003, 6:31 AM
THANK YOU:worship: THANK YOU:worship: THANK YOU:worship:
I WISH THAT I GOT IT!!!!! HeHeHe :p ...!
coolshot
03-16-2003, 1:44 PM
WOW !!! Love the way you expressed yourself, I wish I was your slave Mistress Sara . :D :eyebrows: :thumbsup:
Justeyesshowing
03-16-2003, 3:06 PM
Originally posted by pinmedown
Hey... has anyone else noticed the typo "A SiLmple Test..."
Just looked up Silmple in "Cheesily Cheep Dirty Dictionary" 2nd edition. and it says...
SILMPLE.. (silmmmpul) (v) An easy way to confuse the male gender in a forum. (alt) To bury male nose deep into female crotch until expiration.
Gotta love the "Cheesily Cheep Dirty Dictionary" 2nd edition ;)
Just eyes....
Mistress Sara
03-16-2003, 5:22 PM
Hi coolshot,
you are the one that does all of those pictures yes? Good job by the way. :)
Being honest is the only way to be. Like I have said, I enjoy sitting on a happy face. I like to sit until the guy just can't take not breathing anymore.
I kind of have a mean streak in Me as well...meaning, that I don't find any harm in say, dripping candle wax on his chest & tummy (and maybe even other places) while I am sitting on his face because he's obviously not going to complain.
This section of the site really gets Me feeling so very naughty!
Take a deep breath...or not.
Always Above...
Mistress Sara
coolshot
03-16-2003, 9:46 PM
Thanx for responding Mistress Sara and yes I create those pix, thanx for liking them . I still think you have a sexy way of expressing yourself and as they say honesty is the best policy. With that candle wax dripping all over the guy's body, I'm sure he wont pass out in a hurry. If you know what I mean.:D :eyebrows: :thumbsup:
nathan
06-28-2003, 2:56 PM
Originally posted by Mistress Sara
Hi coolshot,
you are the one that does all of those pictures yes? Good job by the way. :)
Being honest is the only way to be. Like I have said, I enjoy sitting on a happy face. I like to sit until the guy just can't take not breathing anymore.
I kind of have a mean streak in Me as well...meaning, that I don't find any harm in say, dripping candle wax on his chest & tummy (and maybe even other places) while I am sitting on his face because he's obviously not going to complain.
This section of the site really gets Me feeling so very naughty!
Take a deep breath...or not.
Always Above...
Mistress Sara
Oh my Goddess!!! You are so totally amazing Mistress Sara..i know this is an old thread but i never got the chance to read it..i definitely would have if i knew You had posted here..i like to read every last word that You say...i am so completely in adoration of You and Your wonderful mind and body...thank You :worship:
herfacechair
06-28-2003, 3:01 PM
That was not fair! I did not get to study! Do we get any extra credit in this last minute test?
:D :confused: :banghead: :)
Faceinherbutt
i can't believe I just wasted all this time reading all the posts... fuck you neo-fire for creating a confusing post...:2guns:
Neo-Fire
06-29-2003, 4:41 PM
Well the result of the test is this
there has been over 4000 views, and over 50 replys
this been 51
it has no pictures and nothing todo wiht facesitting or smothering at all
the test was to see how many of you are searching for a life, e.g wanting to have a women sit on ur face and take control of ur life
the simple test was this
you all have way to much time on ur hands and you want someone to take it away from you...
it's not gonna happen, there is more to life then having a women sit on ur face
and u have all taken to time to not think about it just so you can reply and read this even very reply i am writing now.
please all of you, there is so much more in this world, all you need to do is get off ur ass and away from the computer and see what you are missing
thanks 2 all that took the time 2 post and reply for this test
(escuse the typeo cos i can't be arsed to read all thsi again)
Neo-Fire
dragonslair39
06-29-2003, 5:01 PM
If you dont like what is here then gey the fuck out asshole but who the fuck are you to judge us
pinmedown
06-29-2003, 7:43 PM
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I guess I do have too much time on my hands...
Heckron
06-29-2003, 11:42 PM
so he says we have too much time...and comes into a forum posting random idiocy for the sake of making fun of ppl..
WHO has too much time?
Heckron
nathan
06-30-2003, 1:35 AM
Originally posted by Heckron
so he says we have too much time...and comes into a forum posting random idiocy for the sake of making fun of ppl..
WHO has too much time?
Heckron
LOL...very well said Heckron :D
I was thinking the exact same thing while I read his illiterate rant.
neofire
YOU are the one who is bored, NOT US.
I am having a great time here .
:lilgump: is one who come and comes again to see boring
stuff
Syphonboy
06-30-2003, 12:00 PM
The flaw in your argument that we have too much time on our hands is that we came here expecting to do a personality test or something along those lines. If your thread was called 'Hello, I'm new to this board', this is what would happen:
a) You'd get 2 or 3 replies from the regulars
b) Nobody would really want to see what you have to say
c) We won't think of you as an idiot
chairboy
07-01-2003, 2:32 AM
the test was to see how many of you are searching for a life, e.g wanting to have a women sit on ur face and take control of ur life
the simple test was this
you all have way to much time on ur hands and you want someone to take it away from you...
oohhh, who's a clever boy then???..:rolleyes: :lildog:
shit, now why didn't i think of that??
if only, i could have made myself look so much more intelligent, had i thought of that masterplan test.......:rolleyes: :p :2guns:
neo-fire, the very fact that YOU took the time to register here, post this silly trying-to-prove-how-clever-i-am bullshit, and then sit at YOUR computer, watching all these replies, says that YOU too must have too much time on YOUR hands.......
please all of you, there is so much more in this world, all you need to do is get off ur ass and away from the computer and see what you are missing
so, your idea of "getting away from your computer, to see what you are missing" is to join a facesitting board, conduct a completely pointless test (which actually proves how immature and stupid you are, and not the opposite as you would have yourself believe), wait around hours just to watch people reply, and then deliver a typical tennage 'i-know-everything-about-the-world' arrogant rant, telling people with much more life experience than yourself, that they should get out more????
the very fact that you are trying to prove yourself publicly, and trying to downgrade others, shows you are quite uncomfortable with your own life.
i'm sure there are much more productive things you can spend your time doing.......
neo-fire, when you've grown up a few years, you will look back on this with embarassment, and realise what a cock you have made yourself look.........
:lildog:
:)
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