nubian
04-14-2008, 6:45 AM
I have posted a few stories in Dianes Lethal facesitting Group under the files section. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lethalfacesitting/
Here is one of the many. These stories were sent to me over the years. Most have been corrected and reworded to make sense so the grammer may seem simular. They are supposed to be true but lets be serious. The odds of being facesat to unconsciousness equals the same as surviving being smothered by a pillow.
Dare to sit
My wife and I have been married for many years now. She has always been kind of an exhibitionist. She always surprises me with some of the things she does and embarrasses me quite often as well. We were thrown off of nudist beaches because I would be sunbathing on the beach naked and she would come over and either starts sucking me or have sex with me. We live in a nice apartment in the downtown area of a major city. It was raining very hard so we decided to go to the Shopping Galleria a few blocks down the street. We spent the day shopping and had a nice meal at the food court. We decided to end the day with a movie. We were seated near the back of the theater and just as the movie began my wife had to go to the bathroom. She had to cross by me to get to the isle. About 25 minutes into the movie she had to get something to drink and some popcorn. When she came back one of the leading actresses in the movie was taking a shower and the audience was amazed at her body and some people started whistling and yelling. My wife stopped in front of me and was blocking my view as the movie was going. I asked her to get her big butt out of my way. She told me she was sorry and that she would sit down. As a total surprised to me she put her butt on my face causing the theater seat to recline. When the footstool came out it knocked her off her feet and caused her to really sit on my face. Her soda had fell on my pants but she manage to save her popcorn. The people behind us were looking at my head buried under my wife’s ass and I could hear a woman say “Oh my god.” My wife gathered the popcorn as I was grabbing at her letting her know that she was smothering me and to get up. She tried several times to get up but she was back too far in the seat on my face. She finally got up and asked me if I was alright as I tried to catch my breath. The lady behind me asked me if I was ok. My wife was giggling as the old lady told her that she should be more careful because that could have been a humiliating accident, especially if she accidentally killed me. I heard a boy with parents a little ways down tell his dad that my wife was a pig.
Well I was pissed because my pants were sticky. I told my wife she did that on purpose and now we had to go home. When we left the mall it was raining but not as hard as it was earlier. I was carrying the packages while she was running along trying to keep her stinking popcorn dry. We ran through the park next to our apartment and almost made it to the sidewalk. There was a big puddle in front of the side walk. I tried to jump it but slipped on the grass and fell back into the puddle of about 6 inches of water. My wife was laughing as I just laid there. She asked me if I was going to get up as she started gathering the packages I dropped. I responded “What’s the point I am already soak so why bother”. I looked over and told her “Oh sure you pick up the presents. My wife started laughing and kicked off her shoes. She walked in the water directly behind my head and put out her hand. I looked up straight into her butt and asked her how she was going to help me up like that because her butt was in the way”. I then asked her if she was she going to help me like she did in the movie theater.” She replied “if I wanted her to” and she lowered herself in the squatting position over my face. I looked up and for some stupid reason I told her that I dared her to do what she was thinking of doing. I offered to give her all the cash I had left in my pocket if she had that much guts. I honestly didn’t think she would do it out in public like this. She proved me wrong and she sat on my face fast and hard.
She sat on my face so hard that she mad a huge splash when her ass hit my face. I figured it was going to be a quick off and on, but she was wiggling her ass on my face splashing in the water and actually smothering me. I grabbed her thighs and she yelled at me to stop moving because she was trying to get the money out of my pants that I now owed her. I don’t think she knows that the ground is a lot harder than our bed and when she bounced twice on my head with all of her weight I really thought I was going to pass out because it hurt so much. I tried to lie still so she can get her stupid money and get up. I was really being smothered and I figured I can hold out probably another 15 seconds. I felt her let go of my pants so she must have got the money and will finally get her ass off my face. My wife finally lifted her ass off of me. I heard a commotion as my vision slowly returned and saw two Police Officers grab my wife. They looked down at me and told me that they thought I might have been dead. My wife told the officers she could explain. One officer yelled that there was nothing to explain. You were sitting on this guys face and smothering him while you stole his money. My wife said “That’s not true”. I looked up with my watery eyes and tried to talk, but I was still out of breath from being smothered. A passerby told the officers that I fell in the water and that my wife came over and smothered me by sitting on my face and then started taking all of my money. I was amazed at the amount of witnesses that came over and saw the whole thing but didn’t do anything. I figured that my wife was about to get in trouble. When I finally recovered my breath I told the officers that she was my wife. They said then it is a domestic. I told them no and that she was only kidding. The officers then told me then its obscene behavior. No matter how we see it someone is going to jail. The officer asked “When we came up to you and she was removing money from your pocket, how come you were lying there motionless?” I responded “Because I wanted her to hurry up and get the money she was after before she smothered me”. The officer yelled “Exactly! She was smothering you to get your money”. My wife yelled “I didn’t think I was smothering him”. The officer laughed and looked at my wife and said “With an ass as big as yours, how could you not think you can sit on his face and not smother him”. I looked at the officer and said that he just sexually harassed my wife. He looked at me and said that it wasn’t sexual harassment. My wife put her arms on her hips and agreed that it was. The officer looked over at his partner as he was shaking his head in agreement. The officer was mad and told us to go home and get out of his sight. As we were walking away he yelled “Don’t call us if next time she suffocates your dumbass” My wife looked at me and laughed “He’s right you know. I was going to smother you out and leave you lying there in the rain while I went back to the mall”. I looked at her and she then said “Well you would have been alright. No one would rob you because I had all your money and the rain would have revived you sooner or later”. I looked at her and asked when will she ever stop embarrassing me and she kissed me and said “Never because its part of our wedding vows.”
Let me know what you think.
Here is one of the many. These stories were sent to me over the years. Most have been corrected and reworded to make sense so the grammer may seem simular. They are supposed to be true but lets be serious. The odds of being facesat to unconsciousness equals the same as surviving being smothered by a pillow.
Dare to sit
My wife and I have been married for many years now. She has always been kind of an exhibitionist. She always surprises me with some of the things she does and embarrasses me quite often as well. We were thrown off of nudist beaches because I would be sunbathing on the beach naked and she would come over and either starts sucking me or have sex with me. We live in a nice apartment in the downtown area of a major city. It was raining very hard so we decided to go to the Shopping Galleria a few blocks down the street. We spent the day shopping and had a nice meal at the food court. We decided to end the day with a movie. We were seated near the back of the theater and just as the movie began my wife had to go to the bathroom. She had to cross by me to get to the isle. About 25 minutes into the movie she had to get something to drink and some popcorn. When she came back one of the leading actresses in the movie was taking a shower and the audience was amazed at her body and some people started whistling and yelling. My wife stopped in front of me and was blocking my view as the movie was going. I asked her to get her big butt out of my way. She told me she was sorry and that she would sit down. As a total surprised to me she put her butt on my face causing the theater seat to recline. When the footstool came out it knocked her off her feet and caused her to really sit on my face. Her soda had fell on my pants but she manage to save her popcorn. The people behind us were looking at my head buried under my wife’s ass and I could hear a woman say “Oh my god.” My wife gathered the popcorn as I was grabbing at her letting her know that she was smothering me and to get up. She tried several times to get up but she was back too far in the seat on my face. She finally got up and asked me if I was alright as I tried to catch my breath. The lady behind me asked me if I was ok. My wife was giggling as the old lady told her that she should be more careful because that could have been a humiliating accident, especially if she accidentally killed me. I heard a boy with parents a little ways down tell his dad that my wife was a pig.
Well I was pissed because my pants were sticky. I told my wife she did that on purpose and now we had to go home. When we left the mall it was raining but not as hard as it was earlier. I was carrying the packages while she was running along trying to keep her stinking popcorn dry. We ran through the park next to our apartment and almost made it to the sidewalk. There was a big puddle in front of the side walk. I tried to jump it but slipped on the grass and fell back into the puddle of about 6 inches of water. My wife was laughing as I just laid there. She asked me if I was going to get up as she started gathering the packages I dropped. I responded “What’s the point I am already soak so why bother”. I looked over and told her “Oh sure you pick up the presents. My wife started laughing and kicked off her shoes. She walked in the water directly behind my head and put out her hand. I looked up straight into her butt and asked her how she was going to help me up like that because her butt was in the way”. I then asked her if she was she going to help me like she did in the movie theater.” She replied “if I wanted her to” and she lowered herself in the squatting position over my face. I looked up and for some stupid reason I told her that I dared her to do what she was thinking of doing. I offered to give her all the cash I had left in my pocket if she had that much guts. I honestly didn’t think she would do it out in public like this. She proved me wrong and she sat on my face fast and hard.
She sat on my face so hard that she mad a huge splash when her ass hit my face. I figured it was going to be a quick off and on, but she was wiggling her ass on my face splashing in the water and actually smothering me. I grabbed her thighs and she yelled at me to stop moving because she was trying to get the money out of my pants that I now owed her. I don’t think she knows that the ground is a lot harder than our bed and when she bounced twice on my head with all of her weight I really thought I was going to pass out because it hurt so much. I tried to lie still so she can get her stupid money and get up. I was really being smothered and I figured I can hold out probably another 15 seconds. I felt her let go of my pants so she must have got the money and will finally get her ass off my face. My wife finally lifted her ass off of me. I heard a commotion as my vision slowly returned and saw two Police Officers grab my wife. They looked down at me and told me that they thought I might have been dead. My wife told the officers she could explain. One officer yelled that there was nothing to explain. You were sitting on this guys face and smothering him while you stole his money. My wife said “That’s not true”. I looked up with my watery eyes and tried to talk, but I was still out of breath from being smothered. A passerby told the officers that I fell in the water and that my wife came over and smothered me by sitting on my face and then started taking all of my money. I was amazed at the amount of witnesses that came over and saw the whole thing but didn’t do anything. I figured that my wife was about to get in trouble. When I finally recovered my breath I told the officers that she was my wife. They said then it is a domestic. I told them no and that she was only kidding. The officers then told me then its obscene behavior. No matter how we see it someone is going to jail. The officer asked “When we came up to you and she was removing money from your pocket, how come you were lying there motionless?” I responded “Because I wanted her to hurry up and get the money she was after before she smothered me”. The officer yelled “Exactly! She was smothering you to get your money”. My wife yelled “I didn’t think I was smothering him”. The officer laughed and looked at my wife and said “With an ass as big as yours, how could you not think you can sit on his face and not smother him”. I looked at the officer and said that he just sexually harassed my wife. He looked at me and said that it wasn’t sexual harassment. My wife put her arms on her hips and agreed that it was. The officer looked over at his partner as he was shaking his head in agreement. The officer was mad and told us to go home and get out of his sight. As we were walking away he yelled “Don’t call us if next time she suffocates your dumbass” My wife looked at me and laughed “He’s right you know. I was going to smother you out and leave you lying there in the rain while I went back to the mall”. I looked at her and she then said “Well you would have been alright. No one would rob you because I had all your money and the rain would have revived you sooner or later”. I looked at her and asked when will she ever stop embarrassing me and she kissed me and said “Never because its part of our wedding vows.”
Let me know what you think.