Giblet
02-21-2003, 8:36 PM
I love reading a mainstream book and run across a passage or two that makes me smile. I just checked out "Polgara the Sorceress" from the local library. On a literary note, it is only worth reading if you want to finish off the world of the Belgariad. I did find these two little gems.
(A beautiful young countess referring to her country's undersized ruler)
"We all have to be careful not to step on him when he's in the throne room. Do you happen to have a cure for minusculeism? Oldoran should probably take a double dose if you do. He's a bug, Polgara, so stepping on him's a natural reaction. Life around here would be much simpler if somebody'd just squish him and have done with it."
(and later the stunning Polgara, angry at another ruler's betrayal says)
"Just as soon as he comes across the River Camaar, I'm going to trample on his face until it looks as if he's just been run over by a plough."
Thought I'd share.
Giblet
(A beautiful young countess referring to her country's undersized ruler)
"We all have to be careful not to step on him when he's in the throne room. Do you happen to have a cure for minusculeism? Oldoran should probably take a double dose if you do. He's a bug, Polgara, so stepping on him's a natural reaction. Life around here would be much simpler if somebody'd just squish him and have done with it."
(and later the stunning Polgara, angry at another ruler's betrayal says)
"Just as soon as he comes across the River Camaar, I'm going to trample on his face until it looks as if he's just been run over by a plough."
Thought I'd share.
Giblet