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draculay
12-25-2007, 7:31 AM
I'd like to wish Strict Susan, Erebus, Fiona Brown and other authors out here who are doing a wonderful job in this part of the forum a Very Merry Christmas. Also like to wish John, Mistress Destiny, Rudy and the rest a very Warm and Pleasant Season Of Joy.


heres a fetish carol for all ....

sung to Frosty the Snowman ;)



Frusty the Maso


Frusty the maso had a folly crappy soul,
With a dildo pipe and a clit like nose
and two eyes that had no role.
Frusty the maso is a sissy tale, they say,
He was made of shit but the dominas
know how he came alive one day.
There must have been some fetish in that
old silk thong they found.
For when they strapped it on his head
he began to prance around.
O, Frusty the maso
was as subbie as he could be,
And the mistresses say he could kneel
and beg just the same as you and me

Whippety Whip whip,
Whippety whip whip,
Look at Frusty go
Whippety Whip whip,
Whippety whip whip,
Over the hills so slow

Frusty the maso knew
his time had come that day,
So he said, "Let's share and
we'll have some fun
now before I pass away."
Down to the forum,
with a hard disk in his hand,
Surfing here and there all
around everywhere saying,
Hack me if you can.
He led them down the femdom links
right to the stuff they loved
And he only paused to upload some more
when the mod just hollered "Banned!"
For Frusty the maso
had to hurry and log out
But he PM-ed goodbye saying,
"Don't you fret,
I'll reincarnate here again."

Whippety Whip whip,
Whippety whip whip,
Look at Frusty go
Whippety Whip whip,
Whippety whip whip,
Over the Net so slow


:matey:

draculay
12-27-2007, 12:07 AM
Have yourself a Merry Smelly Christmas

Have yourself a Merry Smelly Christmas
Get your face engulfed
By her arse
you'll never ever have to sulk
Have yourself a Merry Smelly Christmas,
Make your mistress proud,
As she rides
your face she'll be cumming out loud.

Here we are as in days of yore
dreaming facesit dreams and more
Faithful members who were dear to us
reincarnate again once more.

Through the years on MDFF we'll be together
If the "Johns" allow
Hang a shining thong upon the highest mod
And have yourself a Merry Smelly Christmas now




:pbbbbblt:



Please feel free to contribute your own fetish carols on this thread

draculay
12-27-2007, 7:19 AM
Bust the Balls (sung to Deck the Halls)

Bust the balls with boots of femdom
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be loathsome
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don they now their domme apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Slaves amongst us love ole Farrel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

See the blazing Dommes before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Strike the whips on subs amongst us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow mistress in her toilet
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While she farts and shits as you fret
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Blast away the mistress passes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
unholy gas in your mouth lasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous, slaves together
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
spineless twats all bound in leather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la



:thebird::pbbbbblt::devil:

draculay
12-27-2007, 7:20 AM
Here Comes Domina (sung to Here Comes Santa Claus)

Here comes Domina!
Here comes Domina!
Right down Domina Lane!
Vixen and Cruella and all her comrades
are pulling on the reins.
Balls are squeezing, slaves are squirming;
All is fetish and bright.
Hang your Hose and clean your cocks,
'Cause Domina comes tonight.

Here comes Domina!
Here comes Domina!
Right down Domina Lane!
She's got a bag that is filled with toys
for the subs and slaves again.
Hear those crop sounds swishy swashy,
What a femdomlike sight.
Jump in bondage, thong up your eyes
'Cause Domina comes tonight



:eek::eek::eek:

iandaman7777777
12-27-2007, 8:49 PM
you got to much time on your hands