saltcedar
10-07-2007, 8:17 PM
I have a great idea for the guest bedroom. I am decorating it to look like an old school classroom. There would be the desk I sit at while I make you crawl up to when I call your name. If I am not happy with your "progress", you will kneel in front of me ( under the desk) and kiss my feet, my legs, and work your way slowly up to between my legs...doing as I instruct you! There would be a corner for you to stand in when I am fed up with your bad behavior. If the day is particularly frustrating for me, I may be forced to take the cane down from where it is hanging on the wall, behind me. I would have you stand in front of the desk and bend over. I would then administer some greatly deserved smacks to your behind. I would be telling you, with a very strict tone, just why I am taking this action. I hope you take it to heart and really listen , so that you become the excellent student I know you can be. I have some great ideas for "assignments" that you need to complete and am more than willing to put the time in that is needed for you to excel as my top student. I love to tutor you in the ways to be a master in all the "subjects" I can think of...before long you may even become the "teacher's pet"!!!!