Facesitting on the Howard Stern show.

[Norm]

I was listening last Thursday when porn star Justine Joli and Penthouse Pet Heather Vandeven came into the studio.
I got this description from the website:

Howard then asked the women if they’d play a game in which they’d each ask a
question, and if someone in the studio got the right answer, the girls would have to do “whatever” the person who answered the
question wanted. Richard came into the studio and asked if Justine and Heather would let him smell their “butt holes” if he was able to answer one of their questions, and they both said he could.

[Norm]

Artie asked if he could play the
same game with the girls, and Howard asked, if Artie won, if he could lay on the couch beside them
and “rub up against them.” After Artie got the right answer,
he said he wanted to be on the couch beside the girls as opposed to having
them sit on his lap, which they both agreed to do. As Artie started coughing while on the couch and telling Heather
she was “the hottest girl” he’d ever seen, she sat on his face until she reported Artie started “licking” her.
Artie then said he was so turned on that he “couldn’t stand up” and asked Heather if she’d “hang” with him later in the day, a request she turned down.

These pics from the web site don't show the actual sitting, but the video on HowardTV has the whole episode.

[hellgrinder]

Nice! Thanks for the pics Norm!

[snootch]

And Don Imus was fired. What a world.

[ct1900]

Not sure I got your meaning , Snootch. Explain, please?

[snootch]

Are you familiar with Imus? He had a competing radio station here in NY. Stern gets away with broadcasting his pointless crap every day. Imus makes one mistake of making a racial slur on the air, and he gets canned. Imus has more class than Stern will ever have - but he is out of work.

[vglover]

Are you familiar with Imus? He had a competing radio station here in NY. Stern gets away with broadcasting his pointless crap every day. Imus makes one mistake of making a racial slur on the air, and he gets canned. Imus has more class than Stern will ever have - but he is out of work.

Two words.

Double Standards

[ct1900]

Not really. Pointless is an opinion. I do not agree, but you are entitled to your belief. Howard is also on satellite radio. Different medium. And Howard did not call any innocent people a dirty name. Is there something wrong with having a couple of hot chicks in the studio? Nobody was hurt by that.
I agree that Imus was probably punished more harshly than he deserved to be, but for years Howard has been telling his audience what a real life racist Imus is. Howard and Robin have said many times that Imus called black women niggers to their faces back at NBC. Imus is hardly a class act. And his show was unlistenable. He mumbled and slurred all his words, was never funny, and he had few listeners.

[John]

Pretty sure Imus had a HUGE listening base...the only reason he got fired was the advertisers threatened to pull...if they didn't do that, he'd still be on the air..

Can't blame them, that was a pretty stupid and shitty thing to say..

What I REALLY can't stand though is him being chastised by the likes of Jesse "hymietown" Jackson and worse, known bigot, Al Sharpton...pushing for the prosecution of the Duke Lacrosse players when there was NO evidence and that chick changed her story 10 times....

Why can't someone NORMAL come out and tell Imus he's an ass?

[ct1900]

I agree with that. But I have heard that he did not have big ratings. Can we get some actual numbers on that?

[snootch]

Let's not forget all the fund raising Imus has done for charities like: The Make a Wish Foundation, The Tomorrow's Children Fund - plus his ranch in New Mexico, which provides a wonderful, once-in-a-lifetime experience for kids with terminal cancer.

[iMof]

My 2 cents: The whole imus thing was overrated and got too much attention. Everybody knows for over 20 years what his show is all about yet now someone takes an offensive to his language and then the media starts blowing it up. I think those...xxxxx like Sharpton should do something for the african-american community instead of wasting their time on chasing what someone says on air about somebody/someone.

[coconino]

STERN RULES!! IMUS HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SNOOZER....
BABABOOEY!! :thebird:

[bottombob]

stern isn't on radio any more only satalite radio. thank god, i don't even hear about him anylonger

[chicagofeet]

This past week's Newsweek Magazine cover story tells the true story of the history of Mr. Imus. His "bit" for the last 17 years was to chastise and humiliate everyone - equally. Celebrities and wanna bees lined up for the Dirty Don Rickles treatment. He became a millionaire for a good reason. While his interview was busting a gut laughing, or at least turning red, he would spill the beans and the truth would make for great journalism. Great radio. Don's act was as old as the hills. Its sad to think that his moment of excessive indescresion awarded has-beens Jackson and Sharpton even a second's feeling of accomplishment.

I'm still a fan of Don Imus. I get his sense of humor. I also appreciate every women's hairstyle, especially long and silky when its tossed in my direction.

We'll hear you again soon Don.
And I'm Sirius.

www.thelonghairparadise.com

[MrJames]

anybody got a clip of this howard stern show??

[LV2GDWN]

I found it on the BTJUNKIE Bittorrent site.
If you have a bit torrent downloader which is a free download,
you can get it there. I have it but it's the whole show.
How do you make a clip out of it?

Here's a link to the file. Enjoy

http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Howard-Stern-HTVOD-Penthouse-Pets-Tickle-Artie-XviD-AllzLoZT_377245851d3766af584e5455add7a89db5e98ffb9 fd5

[Tobie]

SNOOTCH....you think the Howard Stern show isn't funny? Man...I can't even imagine what a stale world mentally you live in...mentally you must be like rigor mortis.....better run to the movies, I think they're showing another Will Farrell movie...then be home by 10 for Friends and Will and Grace......

[ct1900]

Imus has always sucked. Howard rules.

[northwindx]

can someone download that 625mb file and cut that section and post here pls? cheers

[snootch]

Read what I said. Never implied Stern is not funny. I've LMAO at some of his crap. But the fact remains - it's just Crap!

[ct1900]

Some of it is crap. But when he talks about political stuff, he makes some great points. And he is the best interviewer out there. Most avoid the very topic people want to know about. Not Howard. He goes right to it, and he gets answers.

[ygck2006]

good !thank you

[aslik]

So if someone displays an opinion that differs from your own you attack him personally? Are you offended that he doesn't think yours is good enough?

Besides, what's wrong with Will Farrell, Friends and Will & Grace? Just because people are different to you doesn't mean they're braindead.

Infact, you have disgusted me sir. Good day.

[gasping4air]

Good thread, but I can't believe that nobody is saying anything about Artie Lang. I haven't seen ole Artie for a couple of years, and I was shocked to see what has become of this man physically. He looks like John Belushi's corpse. If this man hasn't pulled a John Candy/Chris Farley within the next year or so, he must have the genes of Superman. He is clearly abusing his body in the worst possible ways, which is a shame. He's a talented guy, but I just don't think he's much longer for this life.