Pirate Women of The Pacific - Ooh Arr!

[Erebus]

It's not here. It's over at the other place. Where they have the stories. The story place, that's it.

Waiter! Another drink! And one for my friend. No, wait a minute, I'm looking in the mirror...

Hmm. Curious...:think2:
[No, I don't know what I'm talking about, either...]

Taxi!

[Rodzo]

Great one, E . . Really GREAT!!!

Haven't actually seen it yet, but

I will . . . I will !!

Just as soon as I sober up . .

(Only truly awesome talents such as yourself can rest
in the comfortable expectation of wild approbation from your
adoring fans even before they've read a word)

I'm going there directly and am confident . .confident,
I say, that I will be back within the hour to heap more praise
upon your noble brow . .

Your servant

The insignificant, the base, the inconsequential - rodzo

May it please you . .

[Erebus]

May it please you . .

It does please me. You have 46 minutes to report back, or you must remove both pairs of trousers - whatever that means. It's Susan's rule and can't be broken. But don't sober up. That's not the way my stories should be read. I don't want anyone to understand them, otherwise I'm in trouble.

Your time would be better spent producing another masterpiece. I've printed them all off and put them on my wall at work. (I've turned them the other way round, of course. Don't want to excite Mr Prescott...)

:dance:

[ljh690]

[QUOTE=Erebus] But don't sober up. That's not the way my stories should be read. I don't want anyone to understand them, otherwise I'm in trouble.

fantastic, I must be off to read this in my present state then, otherwise I might actually understand it, and have difficulties like your Mr Prescott. :)

[Erebus]

I must be off to read this in my present state then, otherwise I might actually understand it, and have difficulties like your Mr Prescott. :)

You don't want to understand me - that could be fatal.

My Mr Prescott? That's fighting talk. I'd send Rodzo to get you, but he's gone overboard. Possibly eaten by sharks, we may never know.

No flowers, by request. Send all donations to Susan S. That would have been his wish.

Oh, Rodzo - why is it always the pretty ones that are taken from us? :crying2:

[Erebus]

As I type, I see that this thread, with nothing much in it, has 1686 'views' (and probably more by the time you read this), whereas the story itself (over at the other place) has only 868.

How many members do we have? I bet if I start up a completely empty thread, with the title, 'Shy, attractive schoolgirl (18 today) offers free facesitting, nude/knickers and/or jeans; gentle/till you can't take any more, or until you are rendered unconscious - the choice is yours' - it would break all records. Especially if I threw in a free sketch of the occasion, drawn and signed by my good friend, Mr Rodzo, gentleman artist.

It's a funny old life. :crying2:

Or is it...?:think2:

[Rodzo]

E, I've noticed that a lot of the good guys seem to have been
missing lately -

but I suspect it's not pearls before swine

so much as

pearls before nobody home

but don't forget it's the holiday period, and the kids are around

I mean(1) . . it's self evident that we're a bunch of tossers, but it's
another thing to let the bairns to catch us at it, isn't it?

well . . so I'm told . .

Being of sound mind (sober) at the moment, I want to tell you that in
that last offering, you have in my opinion revealed a true and somewhat
unique talent. I mean(2), anybody and their dog can write dirty stories,
but to leaven them so richly with humour without losing the plot can't be
easy.

I mean(3) . . I'm a mean(4) spirited sod at the best of times, and prose does very little for me, but I never stopped laughing from start to finish, and it had the same effect on the missus.

If I could produce stuff like that (at what I assume was fairly short notice)
I'd want to do it again . . and again.

Cheers