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downboy
04-12-2006, 6:36 AM
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey.
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part
of your life." Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." A democratic congressional candidate in Texas.
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Al Gore, Vice
President (DUH)
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." Dan Quayle
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." Al Gore, VP (man he's smart)
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina.
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I'm saying nothing.....i'm just the poster. :rolleyes:

footslavejoe
04-17-2006, 3:59 AM
Did mariah carey really say THAT christ i am starting to rethink my whole opinion of her! cheers,downboy!:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

undrneath1
04-17-2006, 4:28 AM
some funny quotes there.