Guaranteed to get woman to sit on your face

[abnoog]

No lie here it is. I like many of you love to have a woman spread her ass over my face. I am about to give everyone the easy steps to have a woman sit on your face for free. First of all guys you have to understand that most women are repulised by the thought of having their asses on your face. Why? Poop is poop. It doesn't smell or taste good. Most women are concerned by either the smell or weight factor. The bottom line is simply this if you are honest and sincere odds are your woman will sit on your face providing she cares for you. Be great at sex and your woman will sit on your face. Simple but true. I have had multiple women smother me but most were/are girls I have sex with. Make a women cum and she will be fleaxable in what doing what you want. YOU HAVE TO PUT HER NEEDS FIRST. This works. Get yourself in shape be charming, funny and you will get what you want. Looks take a back seat to confidence. My opinion however is that most people on this board have never had a women smother them. Also a sad but true fact guys is that if you were to scratch your testes and smell your fingers it smells just like a woman. Sad but true.

[boon]

ok guys the bloke above is just so so so wrong if your girl loves you your fine just just ask for what you want i know my friends its hard to ask i was really worried and shy but i asked and god help me best thing i ever did if you dont do it you will never be happy trust me just ask

[bignose]

Ohh My GOD! Abnoog...thanks so much for your advice!!LOLOLOLOLOL...the only thing "sad but true" about your little teenage post is is that you might actually believe what you are writing about. I've been married for over 13 years now (coincidentally, probably your age) and theres lots of things in the bedroom that work, and don't work. What I don't need, is you to generalize what is going to work or not work about this fetish. I gaurantee you, what might work for you, won't work for the next guy, OK? Forgive me for being sarcastic, but I don't remember seing you post here before, and I think you've been scratching your balls, and smelling them too much. Now, enjoy your XMas vay cay, and get back to high school and study, son!

[boon]

that was a little harsh my friend give the lad a brake and by the way he has posted to this site more then you

[dalamar]

to be fair to both sides -- I think this comes down to the individuality of most relationships. I have been into both trampling and facesitting since I was very young (though I did not know them by such names).

I have dated many a girlfriend whom I have shared my wishes with to completely mixed results.

THE BOTTOM LINE is that it comes down to the TRUST and RELATIONSHIP that you have with somebody. My wife is now happy (and eager) to smother me, but this was not due to sex or time. It is due to trust and love.

The sad truth is that there is NO GOLDEN RULE OR FORMULA. Just be honest, be who you are and trust that you will meet someone who loves you and is as happy to ride your face you love to be smothered.

Just be honest, and don't be ashamed to admit to someone that you can be completely aroused and sexually excited by something that your girlfriend/wife/friend can give you so easily. Be glad that we are all so easily pleased.

-- Dalamar

[fasskisser]

Good advice abnoog!!!!!!!All exept that "SMELL YOUR FINGER THING" being the samething as having a lovely womens behind firmly positioned on you face. About that I cannot agree, its most certainly, not the same!!!!!!!!!

[sotto]

Ive never been with a woman who has refused to give me her bottom. Strange but true, at least if you look at the fact that it seems to be a problem. Im 38 and have had lots of them during free periods in my life. Now Im occupied with the same bottom since 10 years.
The thing is that I truly enjoy giving oral to the ladies and you start of both being paralel in bed, so to speak, then as she gets aroused you ask her to move up. Never had any problems with that. I agree that some of the ladies are hesitant to let you give them oral in the first place, because of them being too selfaware, worrying about smells etc., this off course being when you dont know eachother too well. As long as you let her understand that you are not only doing it to please her ( wich can be a problem for a gal with low selfesteem and overawareness about how she comes across) but that you actually love doing it yourself and it really turns You on, to taste her secret parts and that youre doing it for yourself as much as for her, then she will let you, at least in my humble experience. And Im not wishing to generalize this into being the rule. There are off course exceptions, complex, locked up minds on the other half. Just that I have been lucky enough to avoid them.

Greetings and blissful sittings

[sbsbse]

In defence of abnoog some of what he says is true. Women in my opinion, are my likely to make the effort to truly satisfy their men if they are attractive and that doesn`t just mean good looking. I`ve got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle but I get more than my share.
What he fails to appreciate is that personally I want a woman to want to sit on my face. Not just because I am nice or funny or because she may have concerns that other women may find my face comfortable. The woman of my dreams and occasionally reality should sit there because it is her throne and it is a happy throne.
As for the finger smelling thing, abnoog were you sniffing after sex??
All the best sbsbse.

[Rich]

After cumming to this board for a while I can tell you this. Everyone that posts here has a different idea of what will work for other people. Truth be said; we all work it out on our own. I guess that's the way it will always be.

[abnoog]

To clarify the finger statement. Sweat from your testies gentlemen does indeed smell like a _ussy not arse. Those who are not convinced next time when you are sweaty try it. This is unless of course your lady has no scent. To my new special friend BIGNOSE I was under the impression this was a friendly board not sure why you felt the need to attack me. Disagree with me ok but to insult me???? That's funny you make a comment about me being young yet your the one who exhibits the adolescent behavior.

[condemnedmale]

Hi,thought i'd add my two penneth.
As is rightly stated there is no hard and fast formula to all this...as there isn't to anything in life.What works in some situations doesn't work in others.I find in relationships a lady who likes oral has no problem sitting on my face....she's getting what she likes so it's a small thing to do,so long as the breathing thing is explained she's quite happy.
Now me i like to be facesat a little differently[although i obviously enjoy the oral giving too!]
I like to try to have just the ass on my face.This way the woman is just punishing me in a way,restricting her private parts and trying to ensure i am punished/humiliated by just coming into very close proximity with her ass and ass only.This is why clothed and jeans/knickered facesitting work well in this context.In jeans facesitting you are being smothered and crushed beneath her weight and ass,humiliated but denied any sexual contact.Her private parts are denied you and she is sitting on your face the way she would a seat....without any thought or feeling....just sitting with no concern whatsoever for your welfare.Great....lol!
I also like to be sat full weight on the stomach/chest also but that may be off topic so i'll defer on discussing that one here.