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MrCrypt
12-13-2002, 12:17 AM
I was talking about my new girlfriend earlier. She seems to have a thing for facesitting already, and I haven't even mentioned it yet. I think I need some advice though. You'll see as you read.
Me: I told you, you're working too hard. You should come over to my house and I'll give you a message. Trust me, I'm good with my hands.
Her: What if I come over there and you get fresh? What if you just want to have sex?
Me: And what if I DO want to have sex.
Her: I'm going to kill you. :)
Me: How would kill me if you had to?
Her: I'd sufficate you.
Me: How would you do it?
Her: I don't know... (She took a second to think about it.) I'd sit on your face.
Me: You'd sit on my face? Until I died?
Her: Yeah... Until you were just a corpes under my ass.
Me: What a way to die.
Her: Do you want me to sit on your face?
Me: Um... YEAH!
From there I think you get the idea... Do you think she's just playing around, or you think she's going to do it? I'll keep you posted. But this could turn out to be the girl of my dreams. To give you an idea of what she looks like, she's 5'5", brown hair, green eyes, nice tan, slim body (Great ass), and a White/Hispanic mix.
MrCrypt
MrCrypt
12-13-2002, 12:20 AM
I forgot to mention, now she always talks about sitting on my face every time we talk.
MrCrypt
Mario
12-13-2002, 12:22 AM
If you should get rid of her one day...let me know.:D
coolshot
12-13-2002, 12:27 AM
And what are you waiting for lol..... an invitatation.... Go for it and see what happens. :D :D Take on her bluff and give it a shot..
How long have ya known her??
If ya haven't known her for long; make sure ya got a way to get out from under her just in case.
Or maybe ya got a death wish. I think we all do a little. :evillaugh
Wow, what a dillema Mr Crypt!! If I were in that situation I don't know what I would do. On the one hand , it sounds like it would be what I have hoped for and dreamed of (a serious and long smothering facesitting, but not untill death), yet I would not want to actually be killed by her from it. I would assume she would not really intend to kill me, but would you literally bet your life on it? Now I don't know if this is a real situation you are in or if it is a fiction you have created in order to pose an intriguing question. Either way, thanks for sharing this with us. My obviously unhelpful answer to your question is: it beats the sh-t out of me as to what I would do.
Tad
Justeyesshowing
12-13-2002, 4:23 AM
Go for it. if she kills you, well at least you'll die a happy man!
If we don't here from you again we know it was a good one!
Justeyesshowing
stevo28
12-13-2002, 10:57 AM
I won`t give you a definite yes/no answer but consider the following.
1. How long have you known her.
2. Do you trust her not to go all the way.
3. Do you know any of her ex boyfriends? If they are still around maybe its just a big bluff.
If you`ve got any doubts don`t do it. Although it would be great to find a girlfriend who`s really into facesitting its not worth dying for!
Personally I think this whole `smother you to death` is one big bluff. After all she would have to dispose of the body and would probably be charged with murder.
If your really serious just make certain you are able to shift her if things get out of hand.
Keep us posted, I`m sure she`ll turn out to be the woman of your dreams.
Sorry I know I said at the start I wouldn`t say yes or no but what the hell go for it!!!
mrselfdestruct
12-13-2002, 12:33 PM
Heh, you can get killed walkin your doggie. I know which way i'd rather go.
Tap that ass!
Thats my final analysis after 20 nanseconds of research, surveying and blindly following the voice of my penis!
stevo28
12-13-2002, 12:44 PM
Nice thoughts on the subject mrselfdestruct. However (no offence) but I don`t think its very constructive!!
Slackjaw
12-13-2002, 3:03 PM
She was probably only joking about killing you, but not about sitting on your face! You know that if a girl will joke about killing you like that, she's the type that will facesit you and take you to the edge and back many times for many hours.....Congratulations!
newguy
12-13-2002, 3:22 PM
Great post but let's be honest. It's virtually impossible for a lady to sit on a guy and hold him down against his will. What you think?
Justeyesshowing
12-13-2002, 5:47 PM
hahahahaha newguy ain't been "there" yet!
Justeyesshowing
Slackjaw
12-13-2002, 6:31 PM
Actually, I have to agree with newguy on that one. If a lady is sitting on a guy and holding him down "against his will", he's letting her. But who wouldn't let her? LOL
E.Rotique
12-13-2002, 8:11 PM
She's obviously interested in keeping you interested in her. You led her into the facesitting thing when you asked her how she would suffocate you. She had to think about it and came up with the sexiest answer she thought would turn you on, possibly a little shyly as she didn't know what you would think of her for saying something "unlady-like". She may be a bit of a tease but she's definitely testing the water with you. You have to tell her how sexy you think she is and challenge her to go through with it, saying something like "I don't believe you, you wouldn't dare - you'd only chicken out!" That may be all she needs to say "Oh yeah?" and then it's on.
Don't miss out on this chance or you may regret it. The words about killing you are very obviously just words, nothing more than her teasing you.
Go for it!:machine: :2guns: :p
MrCrypt
12-14-2002, 12:31 AM
SlackJaw and Erotique, you're both right... People, although it would be great if she WOULD do it when I was ready to die, we were both kidding around with the idea. However, my point was that SHE brought up the idea first which could mean she's either facesat before or she's thought of it. Now, yes, she will sit on my face if she had the chance and nobody was around, I DO know that, but she's not going to kill me. I haven't known her too long, but I DID just meet her ex-boyfriend and he's alive and kicking. I don't think she's got it in her to kill anyone anyway. I'd be out of luck if I need her to help with an assisted suiside. :( But on the bright side, I've got a face sitter for real. And yes, I'll keep you all posted with pics of us and stuff.
I think this could be the start of a beautiful airless relationship.
MrCrypt
sbsbse
12-14-2002, 6:11 AM
I don`t know if this helps or not but what the hell.
I spent much of my younger days justifying to friends living my sex life to the full. The only real regret I have is that I once bottled it and missed out on what could potentially have been the experience of my life. I was in a hotel room in the Canary islands with two voluptuous girls, they opened a suitcase and brought out a whip, handcuffs, blindfold etc.. They had already talked at some length about where they were planning on putting my face. The whip was about 4 foot long and that was enough for me. I legged it and have always wondered how that might hhave turned out.
All the best sbsbse.
sbsbse
12-14-2002, 6:12 AM
I don`t know if this helps or not but what the hell.
I spent much of my younger days justifying to friends living my sex life to the full. The only real regret I have is that I once bottled it and missed out on what could potentially have been the experience of my life. I was in a hotel room in the Canary islands with two voluptuous girls, they opened a suitcase and brought out a whip, handcuffs, blindfold etc.. They had already talked at some length about where they were planning on putting my face. The whip was about 4 foot long and that was enough for me. I legged it and have always wondered how that might hhave turned out.
All the best sbsbse.
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