facesitting mention on TV

[Bently]

just a quick note... on Saturday night on The Jack Dee show the female comdian Jo Brand was on. she spoke to someone in the audience who replied in a cocky manner " i'll see you later..." to which Jo replied " No you wont see me, because i'll be sitting on your face". well, it was funny at the time!!!

[LaBumboy]

Got another one. A comedienne was complaining about how men leave the toilet seat up (so what else is new?). She had to go for a piddle in the middle of the night, went into the biffy without turning on the light and wound up with a wet bum. As she put it, she marched back into their bedroom and sat her dripping ass right down on his face.

Which left our boy in something of a quandry. Does he leave the toilet seat down to keep peace in the family, or does he leave it up in hopes of a repeat performance?

I was also watching a TV sex show on a Friday night about a year or two back where they were interviewing Mistress Robin. The subject was femdom on the internet. They showed Robin at her computer, answering emails, etc, then cut away to scenes of her earning her daily bread. For about two minutes, she was shown sitting on the faces of a couple of men.

Now for you Americans and your first amendment, this was shown on network television (CITY TV, channel 57), visible in Buffalo, Rochester and all the cities within range of Toronto in New York's northern tier. That's right. Not cable. Out over the air. This is the same station which used to play the Friday Night Baby Blue Movie. Apparently people in the Big Apple were getting UHF antennae placed high up on the skyscrapers to be able to watch. This was back in the seventies. It was highly popular.

The Federal Department of Communications (equivilent to the FCC) did not react the way the FCC did in the 2004 Superbowl "costume malfuntion." Nothing was said. Not a word. No fines, and Howard Stern was not forced off the air on the stations which carried him.

And we don't have a constitution with the same impact yours has. As a former Prime Minister of Canada said, "The government has no place in the bedrooms of the nation."

Hmm. Must be something good about liberals after all.

[noface]

The woman who made the 'Toilet seat up' joke was Rhonda Shear
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I always remember because Rhonda was always in the top 10 on my 'best thighs' lists and just thinking of her doing that is enough to harden one:)
I always thought that would be a great scenerio for a video...me sleeping and the girl mounting and not letting my face out after I left the seat up. She can get her ass wet and then come in and sit!

[steel242002]

She also had a "Walk On" or two that I remember. Her Up all Night movie hostess show on U.S.A channel. Where a veiwer would write in saying he wanted to be a walk in on the show and that is what would happen. She also used to crush bannanas under sexy closups of her feet.

[nowandagain]

Yes, thats just the way it goes i suppose, Americans get that heavenly, blonde angel making jokes about facesitting and we across the pond get jo brand!

[3D Man]

I wasn't going to say that!:D

[die_hard_with_a_vengance]

SORRY but the idea of being face sat by Jo brand leaves me feeling very cold!!!:( thats my worse nightmare!!!!