DeadlyFemales PRIZE competition ...

[DandyA]

Hi everyone,

It's been absolutely ages since www.DeadlyFemales.com has offered a prize comp so here goes ...

It's a Caption Comp ... there's a piccie below from a video soon to be released ... all you have to do is post on this thread a caption or maybe a title for the film or whatever you think may amuse this forum ...

It's as easy as that ... you might suppose what scarlet_symon is saying to the girls or what Lucy and Red are saying to him or what the girls are looking at or why Red is laughing !!! Or what the film is about or something else ...

It's up to you ...

Quite amazingly scarlet_symon has offered to judge this comp himself ... I'm amazed cos if I were him, I'd be really_embarassed_scarlet_symon and hide for like a year or three !

scarlet_symon is the sole judge ... he's definitely going to give away 3 free one month's memberships to DeadlyFemales ... maybe more depending on how much you "tickle his fancy" ... ooh-errr ;) ... and how generous *he* is feeling with *my* bandwidth ...

I've said enough ... so over to scarlet_symon ...

Oh and also over to you guys and gals ... get posting and good luck !

http://www.deadlyfemales.com/promo/pics/df089-zz-0363.jpg

[jamesspawned]

"I finally figured out the potato goes in the front of my pants!!"

[doorknob]

"Is it alright, if I wear this to your mothers?"

[nowandagain]

"Lend us a fiver and i'll buy the matching bra i need"

Just kidding si

[Shamoo]

Dont need a free membership, so this is just for fun:

"Hi my name is Scarlet Symon, you may remember me from such films as feel the force, Czech Mate and Santa's Missing, but i have feeling this video is going to be the most humiliating...."

Thats some crazy shit Simon, i hope you got paid for that :D

[scarlet_symon]

Hee Hee!

The fun part of this whole thing is gonna be watching people try and come up with a suitably cutting caption, whilst at the same time tryin not to upset the judge too much... talk about a conflict of interests:D

That said, you carry on lads (and lasses of course... it's not like they could stay away after seeing that pic!) and don't hold back on my account. If I ever needed an incentive to cut down on chinese takeaways, rice pudding; dougnuts, Zinger Tower Burgers, Chocolate and Caramel Digestives, three sugars in me tea, Chip butties, and so on, then I strongly suspect the replies in this thread will be exactly that.

Symon (and now you can see where the 'scarlet' comes from :p )

[rocar]

"I will pay you well if you sit on my face,as you can see my coin bag is full."

[Muffdiver]

"...and that reminds me Lucy, I must get 2 Mandarins and a small courgette next time I'm at the grocer's!"

:D

Muffdiver

[DandyA]

The fun part of this whole thing is gonna be watching people try and come up with a suitably cutting caption, whilst at the same time tryin not to upset the judge too much... talk about a conflict of interests

peeps ... I'm really loving all your replies so far and can't stop giggling so please don't stop !!!

although Symes is the one and only judge of this comp and will decide at least 3 memberships ... there's no reason why I couldn't give a couple more away for my favourites too !!!

so don't worry about offending scarlet_symon ... keep them coming :)

[aslik]

Red: "I was going to have a saveloy for dinner, but now I'm having second thoughts."

[raquelle1234]

how about.......can i have my nuts back?

[got_air]

1. You know what they say " Small hand = A small _ _ _ _ !

2. Title: The Web

Plot : Fake like you are sleep until he gets closer
then grab him.

Lines:
Man- Hey I'm done cleaning can i get paid

Ladies- ZZzzzz.....

Man- ( Steps closer) HELLOOOO

Ladies- Now!!!!!

Man- What the F.......MMMmppp...Hours later

Ladies- We loose more cleaning man that way.
Yep death by facesitting

The End


Gap

[WMI]

Red to Lucy-"Told you-white socks!"

[DU007]

“Sorry I look like a guerilla’s bonky-boot, Mistress....but, won’t you even SIT on me...?!?!”

[sealbert]

Lucy, I thought we hired a stripper, not a mouse.

Yeah you are right, what do we do with Micky?

let's flatten him, so he fits in the comic book where he belongs.

[DU007]

Or...


"You think I look good...???...hey....wait ‘til you see the OTHER guy....!!”


Or...


“Pleeeeese, Mistress....I know only a mother could love it....but, d’you think if you just closed your eyes.....??”


Or...


"...But, Mistress.....you said red was your favourite colour...."

[Fred UK]

How about:

[McBain]

"Ok, Ok, I promise I won't remove it during the filming"

or

"Take my hand ladies, and let me take you to paradise"
:D

[sealbert]

Symon : before you stand mister perfect.

Red : you mean mister pervert

[maurice110]

"Please, teach me to be a fine stripper, just like you are!"

[mark59]

Lucy and Red at silly slave:

Lucy say: Oh my guss slave silly we told You to dress up with a sexy panty to please Your Mistress Red and Lucy....you look like a clown now slave silly. But any way when we gonna facesit You the whole day we don't have to watch that silly silly panty.

Red laughs very loud and say: Yes slave silly haha .... we gonna sit at your face all day long so that your face gonna be just as red as your silly panty haha. (and Red laughs more andmore).


I hope this is the winning text grinnnn.

Greetings from mark

[Tguyus]

"I can't reach around to untie this thong, and THAT'S why I don't have any hair on my palm anymore!"

[DU007]

(Symon): "....Er....look like Shane who?...."

[DU007]

"...er...playing cricket, Mistress....the Aussies promised to at least leave me my trousers....!!..."

[ninja471]

"Howdy ladies! Does one of you have a spare douchebag?"

[Harvey]

No, really: everything gets bigger when I turn green.

[pladisc@lisco.com]

Looks like dudes in for big trouble!

[Apophis]

Symon: "I'm telling you, I can get it in your eye from here... NO HANDS!!"

[Frank444]

:D :D :D :D

Lucy to Red: "Remember I told you I was missing a few pairs of socks? I think I just found them!!!!!!!"

Simon: "I just saved alot of money by switching to Gieco!"

[hellgrinder]

''Can someone please tell me why I'm the one in a G-string...alright that's it, who's in charge of wardrobe???''
wolfenreich@hotmail.com

[DU007]

(Red to Lucy): "Well, what'd we expect, Lucy...?....the body of an Aussie....?...(sigh).


(sorry, Symon, mate - couldn't resist...:D)

[cheeky]

red to lucy.........that reminds me we want 2 pints of milk.....oh and some more slimfast

[got_air]

Guy ....Hi I'm Elmo

Lucy ...I'm not going to tickle his Elmo



Gap

[McBain]

red to lucy
"I was wondering where my comic relief red nose went"

symon to girls
"What did you expect for a tenner, the Chippendales?"

[muller]

"okay, okay... I'll let you shave my nipples. But please give me my proper undies back, these are chafing badly!"

[grayzie]

The girls.

nice pants shame about the rest.

[golferguy674]

Hello, my name is Symon, and I will be your waiter tonight.

[Part2]

Ladies saying to each other...

If we shut our eyes and concentrate really hard, maybe he will go away!!

Is he still there???

:D :D :D

[Part2]

Spare some change?

[Part2]

symon saying:

come on ladies, if your going to borrow my clothes you could at least ask first!!!!

:D :D :D

[shoeshiner]

COME ON PLEASE, JUST LET ME TRY YOUR RED BRA, I JUST WANA SEE IF THEY WOULD MATCH.

[helpmebreathe]

Very funny-If you give me back my razor so I can shave my right tit I'll shave my balls too.

[DandyA]

hey everyone ... they're all fabulous replies - keep them coming ... you can have as many goes as you like ...

scarlet_symon seems to have gone a wee bit quiet at the moment but I guess that's because he's just *so* amazed and is so busy reading all your brilliant captions ... I certainly never knew he had so many adoring fans taking the time to pay homage to his hunky male physique ...

hey I've even thought of a caption myself - here it is ...

"hi girls ... do you wanna see my pom-poms?"

[Footpath]

"Okay, Okay. have your fun. They're not off limits...you happy now?"

[DU007]

"....um....Whadd'ya mean....'wtf...?', Mistress...."...??**!!??"....:confused:

[DandyA]

lucy and red "... errr ... are you *absolutely" sure you're a moderator of Mistress Destiny's Forums?"

sorry mods - I've had a few beers ... no insult intended !

[helpmebreathe]

What do you mean when you say I'm a bloody wanker?

[helpmebreathe]

Pull my finger

[helpmebreathe]

No I did not pad my panties

[helpmebreathe]

See my right hand-it's much stronger than my left.

[helt]

My caption


Sit on my face if Im wrong but arent I the best dressed guy you have ever seen

[DU007]

Originally posted by DandyA
lucy and red "... errr ... are you *absolutely" sure you're a moderator of Mistress Destiny's Forums?"


(reply): "...'afraid so - my name's Kenrug Thound..."....:D

[DU007]

Red to Lucy: "....the bugger's got balls - I'll give him that...!!..."

[cumcrushuk]

Honestly, it sticks out this far when erect, and if you'll both just take turns at sitting on my face...I'll be able to prove it!

[wildamnesia]

Here's are few.....

Symon: "Very funny, now give me back my dignity."

Symon: "Ok, we're all wearing thongs - happy now!?"

Symon: "They don't call me 'Symon the Sack' for nothing you know."

Symon: "Now then ladies, 50p a squeeze or 3 squeezes for a pound."

Symon: "Go on laugh, my mum just did."

Lucy: "Yes it's very nice Symon, but I asked for a small packet of nuts and a coke. Where's my coke!?"

Both girls: "And.....?"


Plot Suggestion:

Housewifes favourite Scarlet_Symon is sitting at home watching GMTV when he hears a knock at the door. He peeks through his net curtains and sees 2 stunning girls stood on his doorstep. Without thinking he rushes to the door and opens it still wearing his prized posing pouch. The girls are both shocked and disgusted and immediatly force their way into the house. Symon manages to calm the girls down by claiming the offending item is infact a medical harness which he was forced to wear after a brutal rugby injury left him without the ability to have an erection. The girls take pity and then strip to their undies. Symon immediatly gets an erection and the girls, pissed off with his lies facesit him to death.

Title: "The Pouch of Doom"

[cumcrushuk]

I used to be Superman...But I've fallen onto hard times and had to sell the rest of my outfit.

[maurice110]

Wanna have a lapdance?

[DU007]

(Red): "....duh, Symon......We just said we wanted to see you, dude.....NOT see you nude....!!!!"....:rolleyes:

[wildamnesia]

A few more...

Symon: "Try and keep my pulse rate over 50 or this thing will explode"

Symon: "I wore this at my best friend's wedding, I was the best man. As you can see."

Lucy: "Have you been working out Symon?"
Symon: "Yeah, working out how to pack it all in, there's not much room."

Symon: "Not bad eh? Only cost me 25p from the Church Jumble Sale."

Lucy: "Nah, try the purple one with the matching tights instead. Red makes you look podgy."

Symon to Red: "Look, if you don't stop laughing then I'm going home. I wore this thing to turn you on not for your amusement."

Symon: "David Hasselhoff wore the same thing in Baywatch and you think he's sexy."

Symon: "Now come on girls you dared me to wear this thing and I'm wearing it. Now show me your tits."

[bobbo008]

"I wuv you both thiiiiis much"

[got_air]

Do I make your horny!! Yeah Baby pay up!! Chip and Dales can't touch this

[dream]

"Just look at this looser's drawers ... he definately belongs to the circus"

[Part2]

I'm telling you, the music didn't stop!!!!

[cumcrushuk]

"Just look at the callouses on my right hand....Please, oh pleeeeaaase just give me some relief!"

[cumcrushuk]

"Listen you wanker, when we said we wanted a nice warm hand on our entrance...We meant a round of applause!!!"

[DandyA]

"oh ... you wanted a Chippendale stripper did you? the agency thought you said you wanted a chip butty stripper ..."

[Apophis]

"package for a Mistress Lucy?!"

"pull my finger and see what pops up!"

"my dingaling, my dingaling, i want you to play with my dingaling!"

"Hi, I'm Symon Stircock and I believe you ladies are after a good time"

"The underwear? Oh i made it myself from an old pair of pants and one of those dog toys. Go on press it and hear it SQUEAK!"

[DandyA]

lucy and red together ... "is it a bird? ... is it a plane? ... oh dear no it isn't - it's ... errr ... scarlet_symon"

[helpmebreathe]

Do you ladies come here often?

[DandyA]

hi everyone,

I'm getting absolutely flooded with emails from scarlet_symon fans from all over the world all saying "we want to see more !!!"

Oh go on then ... here's another one - this time it's a still from the end of the film ...

BUT remember the prize caption comp is for the first photo ... so no jokes about this one PERLEASE ;) ;) ;)

BTW I phoned Symon tonight - he's so overjoyed with all your replies he couldn't speak - in fact he's so moved he seemed to be crying !

HEE-HEE !

http://www.deadlyfemales.com/promo/pics/df089-zz-3851.jpg

[cumcrushuk]

"Look girls! World War Three has decimated the planet. Outside of this fallout shelter not one single male has survived...Take it or leave it!"

[cumcrushuk]

"The thing is Lucy, when he said I'm going for a thong...I though he was a cheap date with a lisp!"

[cumcrushuk]

"Look girls, I dont want to get arsey, but I've been attending the annual Unnaceptable Underwear Conference for three years running, and THAT is my seat!"

[McBain]

"Hi ladies, I am researching the stetchability of this thong's material, so if one of you would like to sit on my face, I can get started"

[headpop]

and these nucelar babes got soul suckers..

[helpmebreathe]

I washed my hands after whacking off-honest-see


The callouses on my hand are from milking my pet sheep, not from spanking my pet monkey.

[cumcrushuk]

"Oh come on darling, it would really go with my thong....Ok, I'll give you £4.25 for your bra and thats my final offer!"

[DU007]

(Symon):

"...but, Mistress...Camilla makes Prince Charles wear one all the time....and just look at them...."

[grayzie]

Simon to the girls.
Hi girls do you think i look like Brad Pitt in these pants.
The girls.
No ,you look more like Arm Pitt.

[Footpath]

"Sure...I can handle the weight of you both on my face."

[Footpath]

"Sure...I can handle the weight of you both on my face."

[Footpath]

Sorry...unintended dup.

[headpop]

Camilla's a guy.

[scarlet_symon]

Keep up the good work lads... I'll be picking the winners this coming weekend - and the video that this piccie comes from has just gone up at www.deadlyfemales.com so I imagine that it'll be first on the winner's long list of videos to download of course;)

Anyway, I'm off to watch a Red Dwarf DVD, which somehow seems strangely appropriate where that picture is concerned!

Cheers

Symon

[samhain22002]

Red: *giggling* I just can't get the Bourne Identity out of my head. Red bag...

Lucy: Mmm. Too bad he's not Matt Damon...

[DandyA]

symon: "come on girls, stop fooling around - where have you hidden my superman costume?"

[scarlet_symon]

Right then, time to pick the winners (and get this thread off the front page as quickly as possible!). I've picked 3, if DandyA has a favourite or two there may yet be more winners but for now the three lucky posters who'll be able to see me in all my glory very soon (oh yeah, and countless women in their underwear too) and their winning captions are

Originally posted by cumcrushuk
"Look girls! World War Three has decimated the planet. Outside of this fallout shelter not one single male has survived...Take it or leave it!"
There were a couple of CC's that coulda won this and this one topped 'em all. He's a very funny bloke:D
Originally posted by Harvey
No, really: everything gets bigger when I turn green
This one appealed to the comic book geek in me. Yeah, it's hard to believe I'm a bit of a geek after seeing that pic ain't it
:p
Originally posted by mark59
Lucy and Red at silly slave:

Lucy say: Oh my guss slave silly we told You to dress up with a sexy panty to please Your Mistress Red and Lucy....you look like a clown now slave silly. But any way when we gonna facesit You the whole day we don't have to watch that silly silly panty.

Red laughs very loud and say: Yes slave silly haha .... we gonna sit at your face all day long so that your face gonna be just as red as your silly panty haha. (and Red laughs more andmore).
Don't ask me exactly why I picked this one, all I can say is it makes me laugh every time I read it - 'silly silly panty' :D :D :D

So there ya go, they're my three winners. I'll leave it up to DandyA to sort out the paperwork and do his thing. For those that didn't win, thanks for giving it a go and if you wanna see me REALLY suffer for not picking your caption, keep an eye on www.deadlyfemales.com in the weeks to come... Kassidy's coming :help:


SS

[mark59]

Hey Scarlet_Symon,

I have seen i'm one of the winners!

Thanks and your reaction makes me laugh too! :D

I'm very honoured and offcourse very happy because

Deadly Females is a very nice and good facesit site with

very attractive and most deadly females grinnn.

What do i have to do for action? Does DandyA need

some data from melike my email address?

Okay Scarlet_Symon i wait for DandyA's reaction.

Have a great time with Mistress Red and Mistress Lucy!

Best regards,

mark

[mark59]

Hey cumcrushuk and Harvey,

Congratulations too guys!

You have won too and also with great captions grinn.

Have a great time too at Deadly Females!

Maybe one of these days they pick us out too to be a

actor or must i say willing sub for the Deadly Females :D

Best regards,

mark

[aslik]

Ah well, you win some, you lose some...

[DU007]

...Well done to the winners....good stuff guys...:D

...and thanks to DandyA & Symon for putting on the competition...It was a lot of fun.

Cheers.

[DandyA]

all is not lost peeps ... Braveheart Symon has announced his winners ...

but I haven't announced mine yet !!!

[DandyA]

Congratulations to cumcrushuk, Harvey & mark59 who all win one month's membership to www.DeadlyFemales.com

Please can you email me at support@deadlyfemales.com quoting your nickname and please could you also make a quick posting on this thread to say you've emailed me so I know it's really you and not an imposter trying to claim your superb prize ...

I really wish I could give everyone who's taken part a prize but I can't so I'm going to award two consolation prizes of one week's free membership to nowandagain and Part2 for these rib-ticklers ...

Originally posted by nowandagain
"Lend us a fiver and i'll buy the matching bra i need"

Originally posted by Part2
I'm telling you, the music didn't stop!!!!

And now for the STAR PRIZE !!! And the winner is .... [drum-roll] ... DownUnder007 for this little chortler which seems rather appropriate at the moment :(

Originally posted by DownUnder007
"...er...playing cricket, Mistress....the Aussies promised to at least leave me my trousers....!!..."

Well done DU007 - if you'd care to email me your snail mail address, I'll get your prize off to you straight away ...

Oh silly me - I haven't told you what the star prize is ... it is, of course, Scarlet_Symon's posing pouch - he's been wearing it 24/7 since we made that film 4 weeks ago and we'll seal it in a plastic bag so that it reaches you in the "freshest" possible condition !

HA-HA ... only joking downunder - you can have one week's free membership too :)

Well that's this comp closed ... once again thanks to everyone who took part ... for those who weren't lucky enough to win a prize, we are still running our special offer of 7 days membership for only $9.99 ... just click the link below ...

www.deadlyfemales.com/join-now-mdf.htm

[mark59]

Hi DandyA,

I have just mailed you.

Thanks again for the prize and i am lokking forward to join

Deadly Females! Yeehawww!

Best regards,

Mark

[DandyA]

Hi Mark,

I emailed you back with a username/password for our members area within a few minutes of receiving your email ... hope you're enjoying it :)

I haven't heard from any of the other prize winners as yet ...

BTW ... mark posted his email address on this forum but the other winners don't need to ... I didn't ask for that ...

[DU007]

Originally posted by DandyA
Oh silly me - I haven't told you what the star prize is ... it is, of course, Scarlet_Symon's posing pouch...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA....I could auction it on ebay (with the pic) - someone's bound to pay $1000 for a world famous, well-used 'pouch' like that....!!


Well, thanks very much for the runner-up prize of a week's pleasure in your excellent pleasure-mart, Dandy...!!...You may be sure that I'll totally enjoy myself there...:D

I've sent you a confirming email.

[Part2]

I really enjoyed that competition. Hopefully you will do another one in the near future.

Thanks a lot for the prize. Much appreciated.

Email has been sent

:D :D :D

[DandyA]

OK ... mark59, downunder007 and part2 have claimed their prizes ...

cumcrushuk, harvey and nowandagain haven't yet ... but I'm sure they will :)

[ghostbud]

Good to see you keeping up the fun stuff DandyA.
Good on ya
Cheers
ghostbud

[golferguy674]

Maybe if the prizes continue to go unclaimed, they should be
re-issued to runners up... Just a thought ; )