just Joking

[helt]

I was in the club and talking with my woman. She dropped a bit of change and when she bent over to pick it up I said " Wow you are getting a litle bit broad in the backside" She wasnt at all Brunette 5 ft 9 130 pounds framed in tight blue jeans she has the best ass this side of heaven. She stood up with a frown on her face and then quickly smiled and asked if i wanted a drink I ordered a bourbon and finished it quickly. She ordered me another then another. Then she asked me to dance We went on the dance floor and we danced a few songs and then she started getting wild bending over and rubbing her body all over me. Her hands roamed my body sliding quickly up and down on my hardening crotch. She felt my excitement and smiled. " Lets get out of here baby" she purred I was really excited and got myself another drink for the road and ordered a taxi. On the way home she was all over me rubbing and kissing me I was ready to burst in the back of the cab. We got back to her place and we rushed inside She said give me two seconds and meet me upstairs. I went and got a drink and heard he call Ready Baby. I went to the bedroom but she wasnt there I heard here say in here and I opened the bathroom door

[helt]

She was standing hands on the wall backarched and bent over the toilet in her purple Gstring "Like what you see?" I was speechless "Is this what you pictured when I was grinding on you on the dance floor? Do you want my ass?" " Oh yeah" i said

"If you want it say please "

"Please baby I want it"

"if you want it you are going to have to kiss it first"

"Ill kiss it"

"Shut the door first"

I shut the door and got down on my knees. I leaned in and kissed her left cheek.

"Oh baby you can do better than that you know where i want to be kissed"

I slid her panties to the side and kissed her on the cleft of her ass.


"MMMMMm Deeper" she moaned

My knees were getting a little sore so I sat on the floor behind her and leaned in for a another kiss on her ass.

MMMm That is good she said pushing her ass back into my face

In fact she was pushing back into my face rather hard. I tried to push her forward but her ass was forcing my head back. I tried to tell her to relax but all I got out was a muffled groan I tried moving my head backwards but her shapely ass folowed me back and suddenly my head was pinned by her ass to the bathroom door

[helt]

I tried to push her ass away so I could get some air but she grabbed my hands and held them tight. "You think my ass is too big How insulting My ass is perfect and now you are going to pay ?" Then she started grindin her ass side to side on my face cutting off all my air. "If you wanna breath you better howpe you can make me cum quick because you arent breathing until I cum" She then stood on my legs and forcedmy body down to the floor my legs on either side of the toilet. I stuck out my toungue and started licking as hard as i could


OOOHHH Yeah She screamed and started bucking against my face my head bouncing off the door

"lick my ass Lick My Ass LICK MY ASS" she screamed as the room started to spin

As the darkness over took me I heard her say "my ass needs satsisfaction and you get one more chance to provide it"
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[Logan]

Nice short story!


Logan