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oddworld17801
03-23-2005, 3:31 PM
Has anyone ever actually been sleeping and you awaken to find there's an ass full weight on your face? I talked to my girlfriend about this, and I think she may do it Friday. I'd like to hear from anyone who has experienced this. She has sat on my face a million times, and it's one of my favorite things, but I can always see her coming, which means I can take a deep breath before she touches down, but when I'm sleeping that won't be the case.
It really excites me though.
Hard to accomplish, as I usually wake up before she can get there, but Destiny does this all the time...
Shamoo
03-23-2005, 4:17 PM
Originally posted by John
Hard to accomplish, as I usually wake up before she can get there, but Destiny does this all the time...
:eek:
oddworld17801
03-23-2005, 5:34 PM
Thanks for the info, John, boastful as it may be.
I expected a couple guys to say their women do this to them, but I really didn't expect John to come in and brag about Who sits full weight on his face.
I might as well have said "I went out on a really nice drive in my '97 Grand Am yesterday" only to have someone else say, "Yeah, I had a pretty nice drive myself in my brand new Ferrari."
Just kidding, John, I know I'd be bragging too if the most gorgeous woman in the world smothered me regularly.
Didn't mean it to be a boast...you asked! :rolleyes:
Thinking about getting this, anyway...
http://gallery.italiancarclub.com/albums/album06/aaj.sized.jpg
Now I'm boasting... :D
oddworld17801
03-23-2005, 6:04 PM
Christ. And I thought I had it good.
I'll shut up now.:worship:
My wife has done it to me and it's great. My first reaction actually was panic not knowing what was going on. But she let me catch a quick breath, said good morning, laughed and sat down again and it was great. Hell of a way to start the day. ;)
John :)
raquelle1234
03-23-2005, 6:32 PM
i already have one of those...but in black...but not boasting either
oddworld17801
03-23-2005, 6:40 PM
From the travelling that most people in this forum do and the vehicles they drive (I'm assuming we're a more honest bunch than other forums I belong to), I'm getting the feeling that I'm amongst quite a few wealthy people here. I'm not complaining, I'm happy and at least fairly comfortable, but I never realized how well a lot of you must be doing in whatever your careers are.
editor
03-23-2005, 7:22 PM
nice car 'John'.Funny you mentioned cars,cause i like beautiful cars too.
here (http://img9.exs.cx/img9/7927/editorsbmw200220050hj.jpg) is mine and it was parked on the sideway of the road in Chinatown cause i was held up by those M*F'rs cops for a speeding-ticket wich one can see here (http://img16.exs.cx/img16/5395/editortalkingwiththepolice2ot.jpg) were i am talking with them while my girlfriend made the pictures.
Speeding ticket here in Holland is Û 180,-
ON-TOPIC:
I had it done to me on various occasions by my then girlfriends cause as one knows: When they are young and therefore learning the ropes of "pussy pleasure" they tend to take action on many occasions just to have their need fulfilled.Most girls are not those innocent sweet Sandra Dee types but "gimme gimme more" demaning types.And what is better then having an older guy to learn them the "headlock"in fetishm.
smotherboy
03-23-2005, 8:31 PM
;)
My 2nd wife used to facesit me to wake me up. My 3rd wife, though, every morning for our entire year togeher, she used to get up, shower, get dressed( she was a bank teller), and then, just hopped onto my face. Believe me, it was always a shock, not being able to breathe and such, but it was such a turn on for her to prove she was crafty enough to facesit me at any time she pleased. I missed a whole Super-bowl necause she 'Daisy Duke'd me. GOD!! I love this board!
and John....your car...or...Destiny's.....LOL!
Take care and THANX!
smotherboy
Pah. Well I am 23, have no car, and live in a 2 bedroom flat. But hey, this is the age to party, so I don't care :P
As for the facesit thing... how exactly do you guys manage it? I mean like John said, its near impossible. NSB has tried it loads of times, but that requires her stepping up onto the bed and standing over you to do it. You are telling me someone can do that without you waking up, because I sure can't. Normally open my eyes about a second before it all goes dark again.
Only time it did happen was at Reading Festival. I drank to much the night before and didnt make it into the tent, was asleep on the grass outside. NSB came out to look for me... and instead of tapping me to wake me up simply sat down on my face. Scary experience, waking up on cold grass, with a raging hangover, not able to remember the night before, blind, and unable to breathe. lol.
Shamoo
03-24-2005, 3:17 AM
I think now is the time to reflect and think about the people who are less fortunate than yourselves.......
...People like me!
Seriously you guys are bastards..:cry:
p.s. im talking about the title of the thread not the cars :D
jamesspawned
03-24-2005, 7:19 AM
John,
I'll let you in on something. That car..great 2nd car. I mean for getting groceries, or just using to tool around with the kids and run errands. That's what you want. Personally, I bought 2...but not boasting :)
Oddworld great question, it has happened to me but like you we planned it one time and I was so excited the morning it came I woke up early and could think of nothing else, hence the surprise factor was missing. What I am saying is go for it this Friday but have her do it again sometime soon at her discretion for the date therefore you won't know when its coming...
Mornings that start that way are the BEST!
Logan
Nail5us
03-24-2005, 12:54 PM
John,
I think I have the right car for destiny
http://davepics.com/Misc/Cars/Messerschmidt/tn/1955_Messerschmidt_175.4.jpg.html
Nail :D
This is what Destiny's car looks like (when it's clean)....I drive an old piece of shit, honestly...
http://www.ambassadorautosales.com/5203%202005%20CARLSON%20SL55%20PASSANGLEN.jpg
Justeyesshowing
03-24-2005, 3:11 PM
Nice Merc but surely its about time Destiny upgraded to The Merc SLR Mclaren... Pricey for sure but an unbelievable car.. (Shame they don't make a convertable version though. :( )
locutus
03-24-2005, 5:13 PM
that is one sharp car! whoever does your detailing is an artist. very nice!
Originally posted by Nail5us
John,
I think I have the right car for destiny
http://davepics.com/Misc/Cars/Messerschmidt/tn/1955_Messerschmidt_175.4.jpg.html
Nah, mate....that's just the car for....John....:D :D :D
editor
03-25-2005, 4:01 AM
Originally posted by John
This is what Destiny's car looks like (when it's clean)....I drive an old piece of shit, honestly...
Always give the lady of the house the best of you right?(Gucci,cars..)
If you drive such an old car for whatever reasons, why not buy one like i have (http://img9.exs.cx/img9/7927/editorsbmw200220050hj.jpg).
Sportive,quality car and....great for in the summer.
Bought it 1 year ago when my honda broke down.
headpop
03-25-2005, 4:44 AM
Ladys like German cars the best I heard. "Big nobs". Nice car John.
fazzrap
03-25-2005, 4:46 AM
Many years ago when I had a wife, I would awaken with a big ass ready to pounce on my face. I guess her climbing into the bed and throwing a leg over me awakened me enough to see what was going on. It didn't happen often enough, butt when it did, it was great!!
Originally posted by editor
Always give the lady of the house the best of you right?(Gucci,cars..)
If you drive such an old car for whatever reasons, why not buy one like i have (http://img9.exs.cx/img9/7927/editorsbmw200220050hj.jpg).
Sportive,quality car and....great for in the summer.
Bought it 1 year ago when my honda broke down.
I am not motivated to get a new car because I don't drive very often. When we go out on the town we take her car or call a limo if we know we're going to be drinking too much to drive safely. I've never been an expensive car kind of guy. If we get the ferrari, it will because Destiny wants it, not me...
oddworld17801
03-25-2005, 10:04 AM
Logan, it happened to me the way it happened to you. We planned on her doing it when she got off work this morning. I knew she worked until 5:30 am, and there's about a 20 minute drive to my house from her work. I went to bed extra late so I would be able to still be sleeping when she got there, but it didn't work, I woke up at exactly 5:30 and couldn't get back to sleep. I laid there with a hard-on until she got here. I still kept my eyes closed and pretended to be sleeping because at least I wouldn't know exactly when it was coming. I wanted to at least experience the thrill of not being able to prepare for it. I took your advice, though, and asked her to do it sometime when she wakes up in the middle of the night. I love that she does wild crazy stuff with/to me. I'm thinking about seeing if she'll tie me down on the living room floor tonight, blindfold me and just do as many cruel things to me that she can think of. I have several ideas, but I don't know if she'll go for them. I'll let you know how it turns out, IF it turns out.
orlock
03-25-2005, 1:40 PM
I saw the Benz SLR at an auto show. From the side it looks like a big dick on wheels...
Justeyesshowing
03-25-2005, 2:31 PM
I saw the Benz SLR at an auto show. From the side it looks like a big dick on wheels...
I've been in one on a test track.... One fast dick on wheels! :D
livingfurniture
03-25-2005, 4:28 PM
I had been working alot of hours, and was totaly crashed out. I woke up to something on my face. When my wife decided I was awake enough, she rased up and informed me that she had alot of gas, so she wanted to share it with me. She then sat back down with my nose up her butt, and farted. This started at about 3 in the morning, and She fell asleep there, and kept farting till sometime after sunrise, when she needed to pee. Lucky for me, I finaly had the next day off. And what a day it was. Unfortunately that only happend once. Bummer.
Oddworld congratulations on the wake up call perhaps next time it will be more of a surprise! For something different do what I did once, I purchased a kids blow up pool one small enough to fit in our living room but big enough to have fun, then when she comes home let her know that tonight its oil wrestling at home (use cooking oil). I told my wife that I had a surprise at home a sexual surprise so she was imagining things all day long so she was very much in the mood when she got home after work.
Logan
Originally posted by livingfurniture
She then sat back down with my nose up her butt, and farted....This started at about 3 in the morning, and She fell asleep there, and kept farting till sometime after sunrise.....Lucky for me, I finaly had the next day off
Asleep...?...Farting on your face....?...for hours ...?...Man, I guess you needed the day off....!!
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