turkey humour...

[underheragain69]

For those of you who are celebrating thanksgiving here is a little recipie I found at www.ampland.com

20 Easy Steps For The Perfect Thanksgiving Turkey


Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Happy Drinking all :beer:

UHA69

[coolshot]

That was sooo funny, UHA69, the way those words were mixed up like that, it was like you were really drunk by the time the turkey was done, here have another drink and thanx for sharing that recipe. :D :beer:

[Rich]

That used to be me; butt not today! One is too many, and a million are not enough. :cool:

[underheragain69]

I am only drinking to ease the suffering of giving up smoking..(8 days and hurting real bad) I'll give up the drinking after that and maybe smoke to ease the pain...

UHA69
(remember people smoking kills.. but only when you try to give up! ):devil:

[noface]

...little cartoon I found
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[LaBumboy]

Found this one in my email. Don't know where it came from.