Facesitting advert in British TV... GREAT!

[Richy]

I've just seen an incredible ad on TV - for a close shave product...

Has a woman sitting on the guys face, then she slips off...

The punchline?


"For a shave so close, girls slip off your face!".....GENIUS!


I'll be producing a clip of this and I'll post it on the web, somehow....

Any one else in the UK watch that programme 'X-Rated TV adverts on channel 4, Thursday night?" I'm glad I taped it! :D




One thing, though - as Yahoo are totally SHIT, how can I share a large file with you guys? If I use a 'smart group', perhaps...?


I'd be interested in hearing from any other guys in the UK who saw this....it suprised the hell out of me....:D :D :D

Here's a screen shot of my computer desktop (showing the ending, with the punch line, of the clip playing in windows media player)



Which DIDN'T WORK!!! sorry - you'll just have to take my word (and Shamoo's) word for it - it WAS pretty funny, but pretty hot, too!

[Shamoo]

Lol yeah i saw that advert, immediately thought of this board :D

"Oww my back! My back!" hahaha

[Richy]

"I know you're my pussy, can you be my dog, too? Bark for me, baby, BARK"! :D

She does, then she sits on his face!

By that time, you're wondering...."What the HELL are they advertising, anyway?" and "who cares? show it again, SHOW IT AGAIN!"

[Logan]

Sounds like a great ad, hope to see it on the board someday.


Logan

[DU007]

Originally posted by Richy
One thing, though - as Yahoo are totally SHIT, how can I share a large file with you guys? If I use a 'smart group', perhaps...?

...Try Rapidshare to upload a large movie file, Richy.....also easy for us to download it from a Rapidshare link...

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I love the sound of that UK Commercial......Our FS thing is edging closer and closer to mainstream, eh....?...:)

[stevothedevo_99]

One of the best ways of sharing is to use eMule. Download it and run it and you can host it on your pc. Don't forget to let us know what the filename is though.

[Panty sniffer]

are these clips available anywear for download such as Kazaa or limewire ?

Downunder007 I'm glad you like the pic I made that your using for your avitar. That is one of my favorites. The original was to large to post 1.5meg. It's always a chalange to make the file small enough to post and still make it look good.

[duster]

might also want to try filecloud.com, I just found out about it today. i like it alot better tham rapidshare, i am getting dl speeds of 800kb/s. they also have a 100 mb upload limit (instead of 30mb)

[DU007]

Originally posted by Panty sniffer
Downunder007 I'm glad you like the pic I made that your using for your avitar. That is one of my favorites. The original was to large to post 1.5meg. It's always a chalange to make the file small enough to post and still make it look good.

Then I owe you a sincere vote of thanks, Panty sniffer....:D...I hope you don't mind my using it as an avatar...

...I love that pic - just wish I could make them myself...Is it hard to make them...?

Richy (this thread starter) was kind enough to reduce the pic for me enough to use as an avatar....don't know how he did it...

[Richy]

You're welcome, both... :)

I used Adobe Image Ready7.0...

It is amazingly simple to use - I changed htis animated GIF in about 3 minutes to the correct size, AND I'D NEVER USED this software before!

It also looks very easy to create one! Combine this software with photoshop, and it's a winner... :D

PS...

The clip of the ad is ready to download (I think?)

I joined and used filecloud.com......I'll put a link up here, then I'm logging off, 'cause I've got the flu... :(

http://www.filecloud.com/user/files.php?category_id=27753


File is called "Facesitting Advert"

hope it works first time....! :)

[DU007]

Seen it....This was on Commercial TV, Richy...!?!...Wow....I know it was banned - but...at least they're trying, eh...?...:D

PS...I LIKE her, too....

[Panty sniffer]

Great clip Richy thanks

DownUnder007 here is the address of the site I got the pics from

http://facesit.petit-fts.com/play/index.html

[al-uk]

Thanks for uploading pic... sorry I missed ther program..

Its a real pity the ad was banned, it might have given lots of girls ideas!

Mind I often find its the other way round... girls only really complain about stubble and prefer either a smooth pair of male cheeks or a silky beard to sit on....

Must admit in ~50 years of being a facesit.. can't recall many instances of girls slipping off my face because I shaved to close... I guess wedging my nose up their arse helps!!!

Cheers Al

[navybloo]

Excellent bit of advice al-uk. As a facesit beginner, I'm keen to learn from somebody with your experience...
50 years! How many bottoms have you had on your face in that time?! You should write a book!

I tend to have stubble, so next time I go under an arse, I'll remember to shave beforehand.

[Richy]

The one drawback to facesitting!

Personaly, I have a goatee I'm quite fond of....

but if it's the bearded face or the bearded clam on my face - THE GOATEE GOES! :D

[navybloo]

Too right, Richy...
If it'll help me get a bum on my face, I'll invest in some razor blades.
A thought though: I'm mad keen to get the seat of a pair of jeans squashing my nose, or a skin-tight pair of lycra shorts.
For those of us who prefer clothed bottoms, perhaps a bit of stubble wouldn't be a problem?

[DU007]

...By the look of her face in that commercial, I'd say its more likely she slipped off his face 'cos things got hot, heavy 'an exciting for her, than his smooth shaven face...she looked quite heated up to me.....:D

Hadn't really thought about the stubble thing, al....good point....And, Richy - maybe that goatee is an advantage when a 'shaved' lady sits on you, eh...?...a little extra tickle for her...:)

[al-uk]

Well I had a beard for ~20 years and most girls seemed to quite like it. Must admit when I shaved it off facesitting felt a lot better to me, but often found girls complained once stubble formed towards the evening...

So now I carry a rechargeable raxor in the glove compartment of my car.

navybloo:-50 years! How many bottoms have you had on your face in that time?! You should write a book!

Re no of facesits... must be many thousand I guess... & about ~100 different bottoms... mind suspect a book would be a bit repetitive & boring!!!

[Shamoo]

Al you are a true god! :worship:

A role model for the masses on this board....

[Tagwyn]

What is a "raxor?" LOL Tag

[navybloo]

No way would a book about your facesitting history be 'boring', al-uk. I'd love to read it, but I imagine that you're too
busy actually GETTING bums on your face to find time & write about it.
'...a hundred different bottoms...'!! That's a story I'd love to be able to tell.

[Mlicious]

Have been following the thread. Has anybody found the commercial or a way to get it downloaded?

[Richy]

Yes - if you look at the first page of this thread, the link id there (filecloud)

http://www.filecloud.com/user/files.php?category_id=27753

other people have found it, so you should be able to use the same link to find it, OK. Any problems, just let me know....

[al-uk]

Must admit if I was making the advert I would have two girls sitting on two male faces... and the girl sitting on the seat who user the shaver sitting & wiggling with a smug look on her face, and the other looking really uncomfortable and complaining like hell about the prickly seat... pic below gives the idea...

...or maybe the guy on the right was so prickly he had to have his head stuffed in a leather hood!

[Richy]

LOL

Better still, Al

you could have 10 women sitting on 10 guys, then one woman getting up and leaving, and the tagline could be...

"Shave with this! Nine out of Ten pussies prefer it...."

(guess this'll only make sense to UK members - anyone remember the catfood ads.... ? :) )

[al-uk]

Great idea Richy... always like the idea of those mass facesits!!!

Good excuse to post some pics from my favourite video-- "smother school" from Smother.com...
(years later I still regret not having the bottle -or airfare-to volunteer for this event-- !)

I guess John could see if Remmington or Philips would be interested in such an advert as a biproduct to an updated smother school video/DVD.... ...

[DU007]

Originally posted by al-uk
Good excuse to post some pics from my favourite video-- "smother school" from Smother.com...

(years later I still regret not having the bottle -or airfare-to volunteer for this event-- !)

...As you know, al, I was there.....(In your pics, I'm the one in the middle, on the floor - next to the guy in the white singlet)...

...Its become a classic, fondly remembered by all.......Years later it remains one of those forever remembered magic moments in life...We had fun....I'm sorry you didn't make it, al...

...But there'll be other times...

[kisorhart]

Hey,

all the pictures and links to this video don't seem to excist anymore. Is anyone able to repost any of them?

Thanks and best wishes.

Kisor

[Jadis]

heheh if only MORE commercials were like that ... I would like TV much better.

[taz101]

Great clip Richy thanks

DownUnder007 here is the address of the site I got the pics from

http://facesit.petit-fts.com/play/index.html

Hey Panty sniffer

Do you have the clip from your profile image/gif? Its from Asian femdom I think, used to have it but lost it ages ago, any chance of helpin a brother out?

[rehava]

Richy,
I couldn´t find it,please explain a little more where it is on that page?Thanks

[tommythomaso]

Richy, the ad writes screwed up. The better pitch is: "For a shave so close, girls slide on your face!"

[Seven_Edmonton]

The clips are gone, everybody. If you check the post times, this thread was started 2 years ago. Also, Richy's account on these forums is listed as Inactive. Safe to say that the clip is gone.

[kisorhart]

Ya, but still, someone could still have it, if they would be so kind as to re-post it for everyone, that would be awesome.

[butt2facex2]

My gf likes my beard...says she feels like shes nesting when she sits on my face.

[Erik]

Can't seem to find the file on the page??....Oh just checked the year of the post....never mind!

[kisorhart]

Yea, it was a long time ago. But someone still probably has it out there.

[sexyassalice]

I found it.
Its only small but scroll down a lil bit and it'll play.

http://www.ttr2.com/?page=featuredcontent&featuredcontent=15

Alice
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[Logan]

That was and still is a great ad

[Jerre]

Marvelous !

[pearl]

it's not bad....lol

[sweets]

Here are some ideas for future commercials:
1. The guy is sprawled out on the couch and his wife appears behind him. The camera angle shows part of her ass in jeans. He is watching tv. "Honey, " she says with a smile and a purr. Do you know what day it is? " He mumbles and scratches his nuts. "Football Day. Can you get me a beer?" The scene changes with him squirming and her on his face. Again the camera focuses on the label of her jeans. An announcer says "**** jeans, durable for any kind of need."

2. The history of jeans is presented from the 1880's talking about their uses until present date. All showing rugged men doing various work. The last scene shows a woman sitting on her man's face at a picnic. The announcer says "**** Jeans. They have come a long way."

3. Announcer talks about 50% of Americans being over weight and the health risks involved. The scene ends with a BBW facesitting a struggling man. The scene changes to a Gym Logo. (sorry if I offended any BBW women out there)

[iMof]

Talking about "what,if" is not doing it for me. I wanna see pictures or adds with facesitting in it or at least an imagination of a man going down on a woman. Let me be the one to give an example...( it is from a film i recently saw on dvd and manage to get this part for own purposes)

Click for a download trough Rapidshare (http://rapidshare.com/files/47209526/20th_CenturyFox_presents_Trust_the_Man.mov.html)