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All you wonderful women
Mistress Nicola Lady Joanne Jersey Girl and the rest
AWESOME HOT INCREDIBLE
All 10 000 KMS away
Why cant one of you be from Australia
I feel so ripped off:p
you telling me there are no good looking women in Australia???
I don't believe it!!
:D :D :D
Mistress in Pink
02-20-2005, 3:03 PM
THank you Hetl, and gee I could say why can't you be in JERSEY...
I cant find one mistress from Australia on this board and Cant find any women so openly into facesitting anywhere
New Jersey would be awesome
Maybe email me at helt69@hotmail.com and we can chat
Mistress in Pink
02-20-2005, 4:21 PM
New Jersey can be awesome LOL Expecially the beaches around here are great...
Would you bury me in the sand? Make a sand castle worthy of a queen
mistressnicola
02-20-2005, 11:54 PM
Awww, sorry helt! :( But you know I'll be over that way soon :)
There must be some Aussie facesitting Mistresses though, surely :confused:
DU007
02-21-2005, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by mistressnicola
There must be some Aussie facesitting Mistresses though, surely :confused:
...'Course there are, Ms Nikki....and lots of girls who'll oblige, too...
helt......do you, perhaps, live in a small town - with not much action around...?
bombora
02-21-2005, 2:21 AM
There are plenty over here Helt :D
...all you have to do is get out and mingle...
I've travelled all over the world and im not being biased when i say the women here (especially in West Oz) are always open to
the idea of them being able to please themselves on a man...
Be wise and advertise yourself....ha ha
Stryder
02-21-2005, 1:59 PM
HELT
I dunno M8 never seem to have a problem...enjoy. Mistress Melissa and Helen
Ah, but JERSEYGIRL & MISTRESS NICOLA, can have a good ol' fashion JERSEY SHORE "TAFFY" PULL, if MISS N ever decides to visit the JERSEY SHORE !!!
mistressnicola
02-21-2005, 3:46 PM
What's a Taffy Pull then bbq? :confused: :confused:
Originally posted by mistressnicola
What's a Taffy Pull then bbq? :confused: :confused:
...Its what Hobbits on Heat (like bbq) do in the bathroom, Ms Nikki...:D
007, if this was the FREE ZONE I would comment BUT--
MISTRESS NICOLA, Taffy is a candy that is shaped by a lot of pulling and twisting, the substance is gooey and SWEET and soft. It usally takes two people to mold it into a shape---and is a very popular treat along the Jersey Shore---
So I think you get the idea of a MISTRESS TAFFY PULL !!!
Mistress in Pink
02-21-2005, 4:58 PM
Originally posted by helt
Would you bury me in the sand? Make a sand castle worthy of a queen
Of course I would bury all but your face in the sand that way there is no way for you to escape, but now its up to you to build a castle worthy of your queen....
itnaya
02-21-2005, 5:35 PM
Had a lot of fun at the Jersey Shore:
Sandy Hook, Belmar, Sea Girt , Manasquan, Point Pleasant, Bay Head, Seaside Heights, Long Beach Island, Cape May.
Great wide Beaches and Boardwalks. When I was young we used to go under the boardwalk to look up for the POV shots. I'm talking 10 years old. Boy Oh Boy,,, And to dream about one of the 17 yr old bikini girls catching you and pinning you to the sand with her bottom........... You are bringing back some memories there Jersey Girl. Did you ever Pin any guy down at the beach and sit on him ??? Did he like it ????? Were people watching ???
Tagwyn
02-23-2005, 11:31 AM
JG: How about some pics of your fabulous ass and lucious tits? All I get is the emoticon with the cute little whip? Come on JG put it out there. Hell, I can go to Jersey shores to be face sat. Tag
Mistress in Pink
02-23-2005, 5:10 PM
Originally posted by Tagwyn
JG: How about some pics of your fabulous ass and lucious tits? All I get is the emoticon with the cute little whip? Come on JG put it out there. Hell, I can go to Jersey shores to be face sat. Tag
sorry sweetie I don't have pictures for public display. never had anyone take any of me that way....
It adds to her tease and mental CONTROL factor !!!
Mistress in Pink
02-24-2005, 4:47 PM
Originally posted by bbq
It adds to her tease and mental CONTROL factor !!!
UMMMMMMMM BBQ bite me LOL
SEE, she is planting the seed of her command in my BRAIN !!!
Mistress in Pink
02-25-2005, 5:15 AM
Originally posted by bbq
SEE, she is planting the seed of her command in my BRAIN !!!
:cool: OH BBQ you have no idea, NOW ON YOUR KNEES BIG BOY, HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE, She has me primed, pirmed and ready for her PINK ATTACK !!!
Mistress in Pink
02-25-2005, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by bbq
SEE, She has me primed, pirmed and ready for her PINK ATTACK !!!
Oh Yes SILKY, SATIN LACE PANTIES SHAKING OVER YOUR HEAD ARE YOU READY TO BEG FOR MERCY?????
How can I beg when you have already to stick a PINK FUZZY SOCK in my mouth ???
Mistress in Pink
02-27-2005, 8:24 AM
Originally posted by bbq
How can I beg when you have already to stick a PINK FUZZY SOCK in my mouth ???
OH now that is easy, you will be wiggling and trying to get out from underneath, your eyes will be begging for mercy... NOT THAT THERE IS MERCY TO BE HAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
In other words I would be bound, gagged and helpless, and waiting for the MOOD to stirke you ???
Originally posted by bbq
In other words I would be bound, gagged and helpless, and waiting for the MOOD to stirke you ???
Or so what you do after watching the "LADY IN PERIAL" movie of the week, and tell me I AM THE BADY GUY !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-04-2005, 4:53 PM
Originally posted by bbq
Or so what you do after watching the "LADY IN PERIAL" movie of the week, and tell me I AM THE BADY GUY !!!
Yes THE BAD GUY That of course gets caught THE BOUND UP AND GAGGED awaiting the punishment that I WILL GIVE YOU :D
I only hope it isn't a 20 tissue movie !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-05-2005, 8:11 AM
Originally posted by bbq
I only hope it isn't a 20 tissue movie !!!
WellBBQ its more like a 3 hour cry marathon HEHEHEHE :D
GOD, I think she is hinting how she plans to use me as a TISSUE DISPOSLE !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-06-2005, 7:27 AM
Originally posted by bbq
GOD, I think she is hinting how she plans to use me as a TISSUE DISPOSLE !!!
who lil ole me.....?????? now BBQ how could you think that??? sweet lil ole me would never do that dear.... ;) :kissbutt:
THEN WERE WOULD YOU PUT THE WET TISSUES ???
Mistress in Pink
03-07-2005, 2:49 AM
Originally posted by bbq
THEN WERE WOULD YOU PUT THE WET TISSUES ???
Well now I never thought of that one... Gee where are we going to put these wet old TISSUES??????? Well I guess I will just have to stuff those tissues in your pants....
YIKES, now she is starting a BLUE-BALLING attack as well !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-07-2005, 7:49 PM
Originally posted by bbq
YIKES, now she is starting a BLUE-BALLING attack as well !!!
:eek: OH WAIT HOLD THE PHONE I AM CONFUSED I thought BLUE BALLS was caused by lack of SEX not tissues in your pants LOL Good Lord just confused the F**k out of me now LOL [/FONT]
It can be started by touchy feely,touchy feely, touchy feely, a GIRLISH GIIGLE THEN... NOTHING, NADA, NIN, and then the coloring starts !!
Mistress in Pink
03-08-2005, 1:57 PM
Originally posted by bbq
It can be started by touchy feely,touchy feely, touchy feely, a GIRLISH GIIGLE THEN... NOTHING, NADA, NIN, and then the coloring starts !!
OH ok Now that I can do HEHEHEHE I like to play TOUCHY FEELY, TOUCHY FEELY, TOUCHY FEELY,AND YOU KNOW I HAVE THE SWEETIES GIRLISH GIGGLE :D :o
I can only think of that old saying BEWARE OF NURSES WITH WARM HEARTS, AS THEY HAVE COLD HANDS !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-09-2005, 4:43 PM
Originally posted by bbq
I can only think of that old saying BEWARE OF NURSES WITH WARM HEARTS, AS THEY HAVE COLD HANDS !!!
Well sweetie I am WARM ALL OVER :D
With a BITCH, FUZZY, ATTITUDE !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-11-2005, 2:50 AM
Originally posted by bbq
With a BITCH, FUZZY, ATTITUDE !!!
BBQ MY PILLOW THRONE FUZZY that is your BRAIN after I have smothered you for hours:D
editor
03-11-2005, 10:24 AM
what the hell are you guys talking about like 'steve'whatever his name is would say..
Originally posted by editor
what the hell are you guys talking about like 'steve'whatever his name is would say..
If you don't Like it Don't read it !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-11-2005, 7:22 PM
Originally posted by bbq
If you don't Like it Don't read it !!!
OK OK let me be the first to say I DID NOT MISS EDITOR AT ALL, go away it doent matter what we are talking about it has nothing to do with you ...
SEE, EDITOR has made MIP, angry, and I feel fearful when she is ANGRy !!
Mistress in Pink
03-11-2005, 9:09 PM
Originally posted by bbq
SEE, EDITOR has made MIP, angry, and I feel fearful when she is ANGRy !!
Fearfull :eek: No BBQ why would you be fearful MY PET!!!!:D
UH, that you make take your anger out on the nearist PERSON !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-13-2005, 6:35 AM
Originally posted by bbq
UH, that you make take your anger out on the nearist PERSON !!!
Well BBQ BUT UMMMMMMMMMMM
BBQ either way ou know you love the suffering I put you through.... OH OH I FEEL A FUZZY PINK ATTACK COMING and its aimed at you BBQ
Is that right down to your SLIPPERS ??
Mistress in Pink
03-14-2005, 3:21 AM
Originally posted by bbq
Is that right down to your SLIPPERS ??
But of course, cute PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS :kissbutt:
SHE now has my knees just about buckeled !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-14-2005, 4:25 PM
Originally posted by bbq
SHE now has my knees just about buckeled !!!
Just about BUCKELED !!!!!!! oh well what if I put on my silky lace PINK TEDDY and hover over your face before settling in for a few hours UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HOW ARE THE KNEES NOW BBQ????
BARELY HANG ABLE TO HOLD MY WEIGHT !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-15-2005, 2:53 AM
Originally posted by bbq
BARELY HANG ABLE TO HOLD MY WEIGHT !!!
)whipering) oh BBQ c'mere tell me what you think about this new PINK TEDDIE I just found... (scating head) wonder how long his knees will hold him up now :cool:
MUST SIT DOWN, Knees to wobbley to stand !!
Mistress in Pink
03-15-2005, 5:02 PM
Originally posted by bbq
MUST SIT DOWN, Knees to wobbley to stand !!
Ummmmmmmmmmm BBQ my pillow would you not be more comfortabe laying down... Oh don't mind those handcuffs and ties they will only hurt for a minute :D
Now breathing is hard, head spinning, sweat on my brow, can't find focus on things around me--SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME !!
Mistress in Pink
03-16-2005, 3:06 AM
Originally posted by bbq
Now breathing is hard, head spinning, sweat on my brow, can't find focus on things around me--SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME !!
NO SWEET SWEET BBQ you do not have to worry about focusing on anything but my SWEET PINK ASS ON YOUR FACE the only thing you should worry about is WHEN AND IF I WILL GET UP AND ALLOW YOU SOME AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but now if your head is spinning that much DON'T SWEAT MY PET I WILL JUST KNOCK YOU OUT there now see no more spinning head!!!!!!!!!!:D
Now MIP, has given me the BODY_SHAKES all over !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-16-2005, 5:21 PM
Originally posted by bbq
Now MIP, has given me the BODY_SHAKES all over !!!
Don't worry once I have you knocked out even the body shakes will stop and you will just be ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm like jello on the floor:D
UH, isn't that the same thing ???
Mistress in Pink
03-17-2005, 2:56 AM
Originally posted by bbq
UH, isn't that the same thing ???
Hey now I was trying to be nice but UMMMMMMMMMMMMM OK MR. SMARTASS you will be reduced to nothing more then a mud pie when I am down with you ... :D
WH..WH...WHAT IS A MUD PIE ????
Mistress in Pink
03-17-2005, 4:57 PM
Originally posted by bbq
WH..WH...WHAT IS A MUD PIE ????
A clump of wet earth that just stays where it is, no life
OH NO SHE IS TALKING " WET" again !!!
Mistress in Pink
03-19-2005, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by bbq
OH NO SHE IS TALKING " WET" again !!!
BUT BUT wet is fun HEHE, the wettier the better :D
It depends on who is getting wet !!
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