chairboy
11-24-2002, 5:12 AM
hi all
Rich you got me thinking after reading one of your replies that said you often think about women on the bus sitting on you instead of the chair.....i too 'suffer' from this fate.
one thing i also 'suffer' from ( i think i've posted something similar before) is when my imagination runs at it's most wild.....at the gym (i've now moved gyms but i'm referencing to the old one)
everytime i was in the gym, no matter how hard i would try and focus, within a few minutes i just gave in - all these lovely women, all shapes and sizes, in TIGHT LYCRA SHORTS and various other figure hugging fitness suits - i just could'nt contain my imagination, and instantly my mind was filled with 'potential scenarios' where hopefully a woman would use me as the gym equipment seat.
here is a typical one i used to imagine:
I am in the gym, on a normal day, and am using the lying bench press (how coincidental)
when all of a sudden, a Lady comes to me and asks "hi. do you mind if i share this machine with you?"
"no problem" i reply. " feel free to jump on, and if there's anything i can do to help, please ask"
"ok, great. only thing is, i'm doing military presses today (above the head press) is that ok?"
"yeah, of course. do you want to use it now?"
"oh yes. thing is, because i'm a little short, i need a platform or something to sit on, as the bench won't go any higher"
"oh right. erm, i don't know what to suggest....."
"oh, that's fine - i've got a great idea....you just stay right there......"
"mmppff!!"
without hesitation, or regard for my nose, she chooses to use my face as a platform for her ass, which seems to work.
"that's much better!! now i can work out and have a nice rest in between sets......that's o.k with you, is'nt it??"
"mmpppfffff...!!!"
"good!!! i hope you've finished your work out, because i'm going to need you for at least an hour. well, you did offer to help me, did'nt you??"
"mmpfff!!"
of course, after the success of her workout, she decides she could use a personal trainer permanently, and tells him he is to meet her at the gym tomorrow at the same time.
" except this time, we're going to concentrate on more cardio vascular....learning how to breathe correctly is very important you know, so i will be giving you some tests...getting harder as the weeks run on..... what do you think??? have we got a deal???"
i'll leave that for you to decide............
:eek: :eek: :eek: :help:
Rich you got me thinking after reading one of your replies that said you often think about women on the bus sitting on you instead of the chair.....i too 'suffer' from this fate.
one thing i also 'suffer' from ( i think i've posted something similar before) is when my imagination runs at it's most wild.....at the gym (i've now moved gyms but i'm referencing to the old one)
everytime i was in the gym, no matter how hard i would try and focus, within a few minutes i just gave in - all these lovely women, all shapes and sizes, in TIGHT LYCRA SHORTS and various other figure hugging fitness suits - i just could'nt contain my imagination, and instantly my mind was filled with 'potential scenarios' where hopefully a woman would use me as the gym equipment seat.
here is a typical one i used to imagine:
I am in the gym, on a normal day, and am using the lying bench press (how coincidental)
when all of a sudden, a Lady comes to me and asks "hi. do you mind if i share this machine with you?"
"no problem" i reply. " feel free to jump on, and if there's anything i can do to help, please ask"
"ok, great. only thing is, i'm doing military presses today (above the head press) is that ok?"
"yeah, of course. do you want to use it now?"
"oh yes. thing is, because i'm a little short, i need a platform or something to sit on, as the bench won't go any higher"
"oh right. erm, i don't know what to suggest....."
"oh, that's fine - i've got a great idea....you just stay right there......"
"mmppff!!"
without hesitation, or regard for my nose, she chooses to use my face as a platform for her ass, which seems to work.
"that's much better!! now i can work out and have a nice rest in between sets......that's o.k with you, is'nt it??"
"mmpppfffff...!!!"
"good!!! i hope you've finished your work out, because i'm going to need you for at least an hour. well, you did offer to help me, did'nt you??"
"mmpfff!!"
of course, after the success of her workout, she decides she could use a personal trainer permanently, and tells him he is to meet her at the gym tomorrow at the same time.
" except this time, we're going to concentrate on more cardio vascular....learning how to breathe correctly is very important you know, so i will be giving you some tests...getting harder as the weeks run on..... what do you think??? have we got a deal???"
i'll leave that for you to decide............
:eek: :eek: :eek: :help: