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He sent me email last night claiming I had banned him from the forum so I could look tough by him not responding...which is clearly not true...I freely admit I am not as kind-hearted as Daddo and would like nothing more than to verbally joust with lilpup in public...it's one of life's little joys to find an illogical jerk and to shove his lying statements up his butt... :D
He has not replied to my email back to him, so if anyone is in contact with lilpup, please check his diaper and then confirm he's able to get to the forum...
For now, I need to cruise the internet to find more people I can force here aqainst there will....
:bananadan :bananadan :bananadan :bananadan
Ease up there John, let it go.
turbs
JOHN EALAND
11-17-2002, 3:39 PM
Please Drop The Dead Donky John,
You might cross the line,
you have made your point loud & clear,
Look at all the new posts & pictures,
Lets all enjoy whats to come in the in the next few weeks
Merry Christmas Everybody
I hope im the first only 6 weeks to go.
lildog
11-17-2002, 7:08 PM
Im still here John... suddenly was able to get back on.
go figure.
Turbs is right.
Let it go homeboy.
You made enough of a fool of yourself.
thound
11-17-2002, 7:49 PM
Originally posted by lildog
Im still here John... suddenly was able to get back on.
go figure.
There is nothing to figure.
You were never "banned"
Sorry, guys....but I don't let someone make a statement like that without shoving it down their throat...it's just not me... :D
So speak up, lilpup...how were you FORCED to come to this forum? C'mon, diaper boy...admit you are full of crap, or a dumbass, one or the other...
Everybody else, ignore this thread...this is between pansydog and moi... :cool:
ucanwalkonme
11-18-2002, 8:25 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
:2guns: :2guns:
Don't read it if you don't like it....VERY simple :D
READ MY LIPS - If anyone besides lilpup responds to this thread, you are just causing more problems...this is between he and I...
Of course, anyone is free to respond how they like.. :D
ucanwalkonme
11-18-2002, 8:35 AM
:kissbutt:
:D
Party time in the lilpup thread!
:bananadan :bananadan :bananajum :bananajum
:carrotdan :carrotdan :bananavic :bananavic
Footslave3000
11-18-2002, 9:40 AM
I might as well join the party John.
Oh one more thing keep up with your wit. I kinda like it.:theband: :bananadan :bananawav :bananajum :bananavic :carrotdan :bananadan :bananawav
But Footslave3000, you must not understand....my sarcasm is destroying the forum...here's a list why...
1.) lilpup was FORCED to come to this forum against his will
(How? ...my theory is the computer virus I sent out that hypnotized him into coming here, and then erased his powers of free will leaving him unable to depart...I charge $39.95 per month if anyone wants to send this virus out)
2.) He claims this is a business forum and I'm a business man
(Even though I make no money from hosting it and it only costs me $$$. Nice business plan...I'll be rich in no time taking a loss every month...make it up in volume!)
3.) He has had to endure my "verbal assaults" even though I've never addressed him before.
(Leaving me to assume my verbal assaults are when I go in the backyard and yell "lilpup is a clueless retard!!!" at the top of my lungs...and funny thing is I keep getting "WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!!" yelled back at me...)
Yes, clearly, this is bringing an end to civilization as we know it....pack it in, folks, it's all over! The end is near!
My lilpup impression = :cry:
Ritchie
11-18-2002, 12:15 PM
John,
I wanna thank you for sending me that virus cuz I thoroughly enjoy the forum. However, the hypnotic trance is wearing off and I find my bank account drained to zero from what you've been charging me.:rolleyes:
PS/
I figure the rules are pretty simple...the forum is FREE...you're free to post, you're free to look, and you're FREE to leave if you don't like the way it's run. :kissbutt:
(John has a lot more patience than me cuz I would've banned some arrogant bastards long ago....who the hell needs them? The anonymity of the internet has emboldened even the weenies among us!)
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, JOHN!
hahaha...hey thanks, Ritchie....but if I'm not mistaken, this post makes you a imbecilic, egotistical, arrogant, sarcastic bastard!
What a verbal assault you just put people through! How can they stand it?! How will their fragile egos survive?!
lildog
11-18-2002, 4:56 PM
Hello Jon.
I kinda missed you, like not having a real good shit or something for a few days but first things first.
To set the record straight I inadvertantly changed my 'cookie' settings and that appears to be the reason I couldn't get on.
(I can just hear it now... man. But, at least I admit my mistakes)
1) My statement that we were forced to come here wasn't meant to be an insult against you or your website.
It was simply a fact.
Delphi closed (or was gonna close) the site so we had no choice.
Wether you agree, or like it or not, we were forced to move and as a result we were forced to move here. Not just me, but everyone as well.
I didn't just 'depart' because truthfully I've been a member of Daddos forum longer then most of the people here, probably including yourself.
2) The Buisness statement I said was true.
If 10,000 people go through this site a month and even 25% of them take memberships out at one time or the other in one of the sites good enough to let us post their pictures, at an average of $30 American thats $75,000 a month, or $900,000 a year.
And remember... thats American, or $1,440,000 Canadian.
You ARE a buisness man Jon. You may not want to be, or think you are, but your worth a lot of money to a lot of people. You may not get a lot, or any of it, but you are a buisness man and this is a plateau for these sites to showcase their product... Hell, why then do you get so pissed when someone don't say where a pictures from?
3) You can be rude.
Period. Call it 'funny', or 'humerous' or 'sarcastic' or any of a thousand words but its simple rudeness.
A lot more so then someone should be in your position. You've said shit to people that left me sitting here shaking my head.
But, like the others have been doing up till now, I didnt want to upset you... Hell, the free pictures may dry up, huh folks?
Wouldn't want that, no, no, no. That wouldn't do.
Agreed you've never addressed me before, because perhaps I never pissed you off by telling you what you didn't want to hear.
later.
Sorry to hear you have constipation problems, lilpup...my dog eats grass when that happens....maybe you should try it? That explains your bad attitude, though.. :D
As far as your cookie settings, anyone can make a mistake...and anyone with YOUR limited intelligence would expect to make ALOT of mistakes...so I accept your apology for insulting me in email, even though you really weren't man enough to apologize, you are just "setting the record straight"...
1.) I repeat, neither you nor the forum was FORCED to move here...that was a choice. FORCED means you were made to against your will...if your car gets in an accident, you are not FORCED to buy a new one...you have CHOICES to make...you could buy a new car...you could try and fix the old one...you could buy a motorcycle, take a bus, ask your mom for a ride, etc...
These are CHOICES....believe me when I tell you that your logic is substandard and you will LOSE this debate...
2.) A business, by it's very nature and definition, has customers. I do not have customers on this message board. Just because it may or may not be valuable to someone else does not make something a business. By your reasoning, a person that does charity work for the church is in BUSINESS when he donates his time. That is very clearly not the case and it's all I am doing...donating my resources to the trample community. The reason I get pissed when people don't credit the pics is because at one time I was the single largest producer of trample pics on the planet. I know how it feels to get screwed over by forums, groups, etc.....that don't care anything about the people that take the time to create this material.
So, once again, you have been proven wrong... :D
3.) Finally, we agree on something! I can be rude, sarcastic, or any of a thousand words! YOU try being in my position and see how you like it...very easy to preach over there lilpup...walk a mile in my shoes why don't ya?
Anyone can "upset" me whenever they like. I have no problem with opinions...your opinions I don't care about, it's your factually incorrect statements that make me think you are a moron.
And that, as they say, is that!
Party again in the lilpup thread!
:bananadan :carrotdan :bananadan :carrotdan
lildog
11-18-2002, 6:40 PM
I apologize for insinuating you banned me in an email.
I shoulda realized that wouldn't be your style.
you have none.
:D
Grass costs to much to eat. maybe you oughta leave yours where your dog can't get at it.
Allow ME to repeat.
There was no choice.
none. zero, zilch, zippo. The old board closed and this board opened.
Why would I stop frequenting this forum simply because it moved?
Its not an option, hence there is no choice.
You cannot be the same guy that ran T.com so well and be so friggin thick.
Sure, this board is free, but you are supporting and representing the trample industry. Your a big part of it and your actions and decisions impact it.
Allow me to explain this on a parralell your neanderthol mind may (or may not) understand.
You say you are donating your resources to the trample community similar to a person doing charity work for the church.
That individual donates his/her time because they want to help it or better it.
When you are insulting people or turning them away you make us weaker as a community.
strength in numbers. its true.
You mention that I should 'walk a mile in your shoes'...
You had choices, remember?
:barf:
Even YOU can not be this stupid, lilpup...(I take that back...apparently you CAN be this stupid...)
You had a CHOICE not to come here...you did anyway. You could have CHOSEN not to come. Not coming here was CERTAINLY an option...are you saying you are incapable of not logging on to this site? Is there anyone else that can explain the difference between FORCE and CHOICE to lilpup? I guarantee you that NOT coming here was an option...you just didn't want that option...Good Lord....
(Helpful Hint : If you're going to use words like "neanderthal", learn how to spell them..)
Okay, so now I am representing the trample industry. :rolleyes:
Does that mean you now admit this forum is NOT a business and you were a retard for insisting it was? Or are you going to stick to that statement? If so, you need to show how this is a business, and you haven't.
Now, let's say I am donating my time at the church on the soup kitchen line...(and supplying the soup, to boot)...and the church rules are; stand in line, don't take cuts, and don't piss in the turkey gravy...
I am willing to tell the guy who takes cuts that he needs to take his rightful place in line...I'll even tell him twice...but that's enough...if you can't abide by some VERY simple rules that help everyone, I have no use for you. And if you piss in the gravy, you're out the door the first time...it's not my job to keep the asshole happy...there are too many fine, decent and upstanding people here that deserve better...I care about THEM, not the jerk who pisses in the gravy...
Now...let's gets these insults that you are claiming I said out in the open...please post them in this thread so we can all see them and determine if the insults were to some poor innocent forum member, or they were in response to someone cutting in line or pissing in the gravy....
We all wait with anticipation...
:bananavic :bananavic :bananavic :bananavic
lildog
11-18-2002, 7:41 PM
I'm not going to go through a million posts to prove what you've already admitted to with pride.
There's been enough time spent on this.
Again, yes, I said this forum is a buisness platform and you are a buisness man. It is and you are. When you have 10,000 people plus a month visiting your site you ARE representing something.
If your handing soup out in a church line you are not going to be asked to do so if your personality isnt suited for it.
For example, you wouldnt find Jim Jones handing Kool aid out at a cub scout meeting...
You would be in that church line donating your time because your personality either suited it or allowed the people around you to feel comfortable with your role.
If you hate the people that come here so badly why do you do this?
You have the experience to know most people just take.
Its human nature. So why would you suddenly think they are going to change?
I dont mean to do this, but you proved my point yourself.
You've chosen to do this. Its like what I do for the community I live in. I no longer like it, but I dont shit down their throats because of it.
Wow, your COMPLETE lack of logic is astounding...I never thought it possible you were THIS dumb...I figured maybe just slow...riding to school on the special bus, that kind of thing...but NEVER did I imagine this total inability to see facts and use of a common language...
a.) You don't have to go through a million posts...click on the search feature under my name and it will take you to MINE alone...if you are going to make statements, you should be man enough to back them up. You have said I "verbally assault" people here...I am asking you to prove it. If I said you admitted you wet the bed (and we all know you do), you'd be within your rights to ask me to dig out that post...
b.) I MAY be representing something...not sure I agree, but it's possible. You MAY be representing the "people who can't read" chapter of your local pay toilet, also. That has absolutely ZERO to do with running a BUSINESS. There is not a business person in the WORLD that would consider hosting a forum for free as a favor to a community as a BUSINESS. You are clearly VERY out of touch with reality...
c.) AGAIN, you can NOT read. If you read my message that turned you into a drooling nincompoop, you would see that I was telling OTHERS that this was human nature and it was not going to change. READ IT FOR CHRISSAKES! I said they are NOT going to change, so STOP complaining about them not responding. Do you even understand that? Sheeesh...
I love most of the people that come to this forum. The difference between us is I think the smelly guy on the soup line is a lazy greedy asswipe if he can not say thanks once in a great while for getting his free soup....you seem to think he's a great person and shouldn't have to bother with ANY kind of reciprocation back to the people giving him his soup every day. We have totally different philosophies on life, and it's clear you will never understand mine...but at least you could learn to READ....
lildog
11-19-2002, 3:48 PM
Your retorts are childish but somewhat coherent enough to make it clear to me that this will go on for ever.
The people that have sat back reading this without response, all 3,000 of you have proven to me one thing, that being that they are here only for the freebies. They dont want conversation, they dont want to say thank you or kiss your ass, They dont want to support their dignity, they just want free pictures.
Something I've just learned but obviously something you've known for a long time.
With the experience you gained at T.com you learned that then, but still opened this forum up.
You knew what you were getting into (choices) and yet you bellyache about it.
I've explained clearly twice how we were forced here, and will not go into that again.
One thing yawn, err, I mean Jon, we really oughta spare the other people on this board and keep this on this thread only.
LOL....my GOD you are an imbecile...
You really can't read, can you?
You are correct on one thing, however...I will NEVER give up hounding you until you can recognize the difference between FORCE and CHOICE. That's all there is to it...your "clear" explanation follows this logical pattern...
lilpup masturbates to pictures of men in tight underwear at WalMart
Walmart closes it's doors
lilpup is FORCED to go to Kmart to maturbate to pictures of men in tight underwear
THAT is your FORCE....
Now, a rational person realizes that lilpup COULD have gone to Target to fantasize about his tight underwear-clad men. He COULD have gone to Sears. He COULD have gone to a number of stores. But he CHOSE to go to Kmart. This is called a choice...NOT force...
Logic is a bitch, lilpup...you are a beaten dog...who I will see over and over again...
:bananawav :bananawav :bananawav :bananawav
lildog
11-19-2002, 4:59 PM
Naw, I'm not beaten.
Just tired of spinning the same shit over and over.
Your Kmart explanation wasn't bad. What was that... about grade 9 compreh....
Hold it a second...
How old are you yawn... really?
I'm just old enough to know when I see someone who is getting his ass spanked in a discussion based on logic...(that someone is YOU, in case you hadn't noticed).. ;)
To quote Jules in Pulp Fiction - "My names Pit...and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit..."
Everyone else can plainly see you have LOST the battle between the definition of FORCE and CHOICE...but until YOU can see it, I'll be here to remind you...at least until 9th grade starts...
:bananadan :carrotdan :bananadan :carrotdan
castagnus
11-19-2002, 5:35 PM
John;
Wot?
Logic with an objectivist flavor?
You are right on - but the obvious is not so obvious any more in our victim-oriented, whining. "I am entitled to something you have because I NEEEEED and WANT it" society.
With a "theory X" boot in the behind for you know who.
Nobzil
LOL....nobzil gets it...
A fellow Rand reader! How pleasant and unexpected!
Can you believe what you are reading, nobzil? Lilpuke makes James Taggart look like Einstein...
thound
11-19-2002, 6:12 PM
Originally posted by John
LOL....nobzil gets it...
A fellow Rand reader! How pleasant and unexpected!
Can you believe what you are reading, nobzil? Lilpuke makes James Taggart look like Einstein...
Uh oh....
I smell an "Atlas Shrugged" dissertation coming. :help:
"The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it."
The Penguin
11-19-2002, 10:41 PM
I like the dancing Fruit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One other thing. I found it Interesting that people jumped on the band wagon in barbequing lildog and rather quickly too
I thought that was rather typical of human nature not at its best
mike19
11-20-2002, 12:13 AM
john how about a few more girl on girl pics??!!.. yaaaa!!:D
lildog
11-20-2002, 4:54 AM
Yeah Penguin. Thats a big reason I've lost intrest.
Nobzil, Why dont you wait untill you have, say... 10 posts before you start yapping?
:rolleyes:
donkey2you
11-20-2002, 6:16 AM
what ever happened to the good ol days when people used to post pictures of guys/gals getting stepped on by good looking women......I miss those kind of posts
woodensole9
11-20-2002, 6:40 AM
Hello all:
Just could not resist, to be a part of this ever loving family of great friends.
Is it wrong to feed cats crayons, Is it wrong to put peanut butter on the roof of a dogs mouth, is it wrong to have racoons over for dinner, is it wrong to hoist a large Canadian flag in the path of an on coming plane, is it wrong to smile and offer gifts to agressive drivers on the road. Now that I have said that, and your all saying what the heck is this clown talking about, that made no sense what so ever, well you know what I would have to agree, I just wanted to add some flavour to this thread and maybe we could all get together and Have a Teddy Bear Picnic.
Woodensole: I have no idea what I have done, and I must say it makes no sense, my fingers just kept tying and then the drugs kicked in.....lol
Happy Novemeber Everyone :)
Woodensole:
woodensole9, it sounds like the mushrooms are really kicking in there, buddy....lol...
the good ol days are all around you, donkey2you...the forum is busier than ever and more people are registering to the board...so ignore this thread since it offends you...peace! :cool:
hmmm...were you FORCED to take those mushrooms, woodensole9? It's very possible, ya know...here's the logic why..
lilgump takes it up the butt daily with an aluminum baseball bat
they stop making aluminum baseball bats
lilgump is FORCED to use wooden baseball bats up his butt
Now, a rational person would tell you lilgump has choices...he could stop taking baseball bats up the butt....he could use steel poles....he could switch to plastic baseball bats...etc...
However, in lilgump's world, the removal of one item FORCES him into another...he has no free will! Therefore, you were forced into taking mushrooms!
A = A
This mornings lesson on objectivism...
:bananadan :carrotdan :bananadan :carrotdan
lildog
11-20-2002, 6:16 PM
Nemo me impune lacesite.
Cave Canem!
uyay areyay anay diotay
Also lilgump, you are an :lilgump:
lildog
11-20-2002, 6:30 PM
:thebird:
Hey, who FORCED you to post that smiley! We know someone had to force you because you have no free will!
Tell the truth...there's a naked man in front of you threatening no sex tonight if you didn't post that....you can admit it...we know...
lildog
11-20-2002, 6:40 PM
You know yawn, it's 2002, not 1950... not a whole lot of people think theres anything wrong with being gay anymore.
Myself being one of them.
Try another button, redneck.
Who said there was anything wrong with being gay? You must be AWFUL sensitive there, lilgump....I can assure you that nobody here thinks you're a bad person because of your homosexuality...we just think you have a logic problem and the inability to distinguish between FORCE and CHOICE....
lildog
11-20-2002, 6:51 PM
Good cover there, yawn.
No, I'm glad to see you support the homosexual lifestyle.
There's enough hatred in this world without fueling the flames.
I just can't help myself...It must be the virus again...or the vodka I drank tonight, but I really find the humor in the new "smiley faces"
:lilgump: :lilgump: :lilgump:
Hey, speaking of hatred, lilgump...how about this logic for you...
lilgump hates himself because he wets the bed
lilgump's bed gets too soggy and smelly to sleep on
lilgump is forced to wet his mom's bed
No choice! That's all there is! After all, he's used to wetting beds so why shouldn't he continue in THIS bed...
LOL, bcurt...FORCED to drink again, were ya?
lildog
11-20-2002, 7:06 PM
Good greif.
You on meth now 'cause your dog ate all your weed?
Your not even making sense now yawn.
:eek:
I don't expect YOU to understand, lilgump...trying to explain the difference between FORCE and CHOICE to you is like going up to the hotel room and trying to slap the dick out of your mouth...it just doesn't happen...
:bananadan :carrotdan :bananadan :carrotdan
LOL - YES....That's it. I was forced to drink again....yea..That's the ticket.
And it was probably those damn little waitresses in the short little catholic school skirts that made me do it. Yeah..that works.
Geez, I feel so much better now knowing I had no choice.
My god...all this time I thought I had a free will to make my own choices.
Thank you John for enlightening me!
:D
lildog
11-20-2002, 7:35 PM
The 'Merriam Webster' Dictionary includes this definition of force:
2) 'to cause through necessity'
It also includes this definition of "choose".
1) the power or OPPORTUNITY of choosing, the act of choosing.
Note you need an opportunity before you can choose.
For me, to stop participating in this forum when Daddos shut down wasn't an option, therefore no choice.
It was necessary to join this forum to continue in the community, therefore I was, along with the others forced.
Now, lets look at the word forum.
Sound it out yawn... yer pa would be proud of you.
Forum
1) the marketplace or central meeting place of an ancient roman city (interesting, huh?) 2) a medium of open discussion.
I was gonna go a little further with this but why.
For me, to stop participating in this forum when Daddos shut down wasn't an option, therefore no choice.
It was necessary to join this forum to continue in the community, therefore I was, along with the others forced.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you total retard...there WAS an option...it was an OPTION that you did not want to make...Had you taken the option NOT to come here, your life would not be over. You made a CHOICE.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=option
op·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pshn)
n.
The act of choosing; choice. See Synonyms at choice.
The power or freedom to choose.
You COULD have chosen not to come here. Regardless if someone may think I'm a prick for relentlessly coming after you, everyone KNOWS you are a clueless tard who can't tell the difference between making a choice and being FORCED to do something against his will...
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