The dark side of Drew Carey

[whiteslave]

Maybe this has been brought up before, but it seems Drew Carey is a fan of facesitting. He makes several references to it in his book, Dirty Jokes and Beer.

For example:

Meeting eager-to-please, open-minded sex partners seems to be the main activity at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. On the weekends, it even ranks higher than gambling. How that helps to save the planet I don't know, but I'm all for it. "Hey baby, sit on my face and save the planet."

He also suggests being whipped by a cheerleader.

Then there was the fictional (and disturbing) story called "A Friend In Need," which involved bondage with a girl named Natalie:

"And as long as she didn't just tie me up and shove a carrot up my ass, I was game for anything she could dream up. Especially if she used ice cream the same way she did last time."

Later, Natalie promises to "keep my heels on and do it nice and angry."

Things didn't work out, though, when Drew made this discovery: "Natalie, astride Larry's face facing his feet, tweaking his nipples and humping herself into him like she was in the Kentycky Derby. My favorite position."

Who would have thought nice guy Drew Carey was into this sort of thing...

[E.Rotique]

Yeah, it always seems to be the quiet ones doesn't it!:rolleyes:

[casablanca666662000]

you can see calli cox sitting right behind him in one of the "whose line is it anyway" episodes. it's true

[smotherman]

That really did not surprise me, Drew Carey strikes me as being submissive...I`d wonder if he posts on this forum under an assumed name :D


But,Facesitting is becoming more mainstream among hollywood elite,Afew movies were scripted with facesitting lines and had straddling/facesitting scenes.

[shutupyouidiot]

you hit the nail on the head...i am drew carey...hello everyone

[chicagofeet]

Yeah, prove it. Tell us something only Drew would know. And figure out a way for us to confirm you're telling the truth.

Thanks Drew.
Love your work.

[Decima]

If u are Drew and ur kinky get down beneath my legs and prove it!? :P

[bbq]

Hey, remember how much control he had over his own show, he wrote scripts, produced, and had total creative control. With that in mind now think of how KATE, had control and mastery over both the OSWALD & DREW characters on the show. When Kate :D , got mad she terrorized the two male figures, though she was smller then both them. And she always showed how mean a B I T C H she could be. Yeah, I'd say Drew Carey was into strong Dominate Women :whip: :devil: :evillaugh

[Highheel Lover]

KATE, had control and mastery over both...yeah..I'd let Kate do anything she wanted to me ...would love to be facesat by her anytime....:D

[shutupyouidiot]

Originally posted by Decima
If u are Drew and ur kinky get down beneath my legs and prove it!? :P


WILL DO:D

[beneath_feet]

Originally posted by Decima
If u are Drew and ur kinky get down beneath my legs and prove it!? :P

i may not be Drew, butt i am a fromer Marine, just like Drew. Have a warped sense of humor just like Drew. And i am at least as submissive as the Drew character, butt i promise i have a higher pain threshold.

Does that count?

[Decima]

line up u can fight over which one I torture 1st hehe :p ;)

[bbq]

MISTRESS DECIMA, Does it include taking your "subject" to the OUTBACK, for a "picnic" DOMMINA STYLE? ..... Your Obident Servant :worship: BBQ :beer:

[Decima]

Maybe I should invest in a property up north near brome that’s really remote. I can take my slaves up there and torture them where no one can here them scream. And if they tried to run away they would die from dehydration? That’s the true outback experience I’d like to give the tourists hehehe

want to be the first bbq? :P

[bbq]

MISTRESS DECIMA, knowing how hot it can get in the OUTBACK, and the image of what you will ( or will not ) be wearing, I would find it very hard ( no pun intended) to run, and at my age, the knees don't work like they use to. Thus I would be totally at your mercy, or at least begging for it...... Your Obident Servant :worship: BBQ :beer: ---- P.S. You would also proably be drinking a cold one in front of me to add tothe torment !!!:evillaugh :whip:

[bbq]

MISTRESS DECIMA, , I just had another thought of what you may do to me in the OUTBACK, you may make me walk barefoot across the rocks and hot sand ( ouch :cry: ) while you lead me in your boots and I am on a leash, while you tell me what a punny YANK ( :banghead: ) I am...... Your Obident Servant :worship: BBQ :beer:

[livingfurniture]

Hey, shutupyouidiot,
If you are Drew, what the hell happened to Whose Line? I loved that show.