hey, farting while being facesat (Moved to FS Discussions) [Archive]

undrneath1

04-29-2004, 3:35 AM

you know actually i've had a couple of different women (at various times) fart on me when they sat on my face...

and between the nose being wedged tightly up there you don't smell that much and the fact they were women...no woman will ever be able to clear a room with the smell of her farts like some guys can. must be the internal chemistry of a woman or something.

I've been known to cause the room wallpaper to peel after one of my White Castle hamburger binges.

BBWchubz

04-29-2004, 4:39 AM

LOL dont you belive it darling. I (in my none lady like moments) have been known to impress the guys somewhat after a few delicous meals lol.

I often encounter farts on two common occasions doing this fetish..

first the small fanny farts and bubbles as i begin to crouch (non smell ) but embarresing for me all the same lol

second and this happens alot.. when i stand full weight on the stomach it tends to push the wind out of the guys asses.

first couple of times i thought it was wicked but now is run of the mill

chubz xxx

fukmeinthebrain

04-29-2004, 5:20 AM

did someone just say that women's farts don't smell as bad as men's?

I couldn't think of ANYTHING further from the truth.

the few female facefarts that i have received nearly turned me off to facesitting alltogether, they were THAT putrid smelling.

undrneath1

04-29-2004, 6:03 AM

<b>did someone just say that women's farts don't smell as bad as men's? </b>

well i don't what kind of women you hang around with but my point was the girls I was referring to (in my experiences) weren't:

1. 300 lb. slobs
2. taco bell workers
3. women with an utter lack of hygiene

so there was no reason their gas should have resembled something out of the Hussein WMD collection

Tush_slave

04-29-2004, 6:40 AM

Umm, actually the smell of a fart has nothing to do with weight or hygeine. That is pure myth. Farts smell because of the presence of hydrogen sulfide. It's the "sulfide' part that causes the "rotten egg" smell. The fact is that women's farts actually have a higher content of hyfrogen sulfide than men's farts. Men produce more gas when they fart, but don't fart more frequently. That is also a myth. Ounce per ounce, women's farts actually smell worse than men's, but men produce more gas when they fart so the opposite seems true. It's fact. Look it up.

swm_make_me

04-29-2004, 7:28 AM

Originally posted by Tush_slave
Umm, actually the smell of a fart has nothing to do with weight or hygeine. That is pure myth. Farts smell because of the presence of hydrogen sulfide. It's the "sulfide' part that causes the "rotten egg" smell. The fact is that women's farts actually have a higher content of hyfrogen sulfide than men's farts. Men produce more gas when they fart, but don't fart more frequently. That is also a myth. Ounce per ounce, women's farts actually smell worse than men's, but men produce more gas when they fart so the opposite seems true. It's fact. Look it up.

As if that would be something easy to find studies on! lol

smotherman

04-29-2004, 8:53 AM

Tush slave was dead on...farting smell has nothing to do with hygiene or her weight.

Afew different variables to consider

what she is eating prior to facesitting the guy and even what she is drinking plays a role!!

I have been face farted afew times as well!!

facesat23

04-29-2004, 12:41 PM

Thanks for all the responses, does anyone have any facefarting experiences that they would like to share?

babyboy274

04-29-2004, 2:56 PM

or clips w/ farting in them??

eyeheartass

04-30-2004, 5:26 AM

My girlfriend farts on my face quite frequently. In the past, she has awakened me by doing that in the morning. Now, her thing is to tell me to kiss her ass, and she farts. Although I know its going to happen, I just cant resist the opportunity to kiss it.

boriszeke

04-30-2004, 8:48 AM

my girl has farted in my open mouth so I could taste it. mmmmm so good

Facesittinglover099

05-25-2007, 11:47 AM

I Have Had Alot of experience and trust me the gurls that i have had farted on me i would have left the country if i wasn't tied up so tight

lizardking

05-25-2007, 1:15 PM

I wasn't facefarted but a girlfriend blast farts a few times on my lap and it was to just be funny. I didn't notice it as being really bad. She was a petite blonde so I don't know if that has some significance to it. I think her farts were pleasant.

Tobie

05-26-2007, 11:43 PM

...even the gorgeous Lady Joanne facefarts her slaves...if you don't beleive me, ask her yourself...she's totally cool and will answer your questions...

HEALDAMAGE

05-27-2007, 1:34 AM

Would love to see and pics or clips of this.

Thanks

Tobie

05-27-2007, 6:44 AM

Hey dude...talk to her about it...ask her some questions here...she's cool and open, she'll answer you and we'd all love to hear.

victorianseat

05-27-2007, 8:02 AM

...even the gorgeous Lady Joanne facefarts her slaves...if you don't beleive me, ask her yourself...she's totally cool and will answer your questions...

True my boy, but come on !!! Farts and scatology should be reserved for the lower life forms

Tobie

05-27-2007, 8:13 AM

"True my boy, but come on !!! Farts and scatology should be reserved for the lower life forms"

Ok...what can I tell you....you're not into woman.

victorianseat

05-27-2007, 10:28 AM

Into woman but not into farts, vomit, scatology and other grosseties of life... thats only for chimpanzees and baboons

Smother.Com Luke

05-27-2007, 3:22 PM

Into woman but not into farts, vomit, scatology and other grosseties of life... thats only for chimpanzees and baboons

( );( ) Under Queen Victoria's Smelly Arsecheeks ( );( ) <----------

What does above mean then?

Don't be a jerk!

victorianseat

05-27-2007, 3:35 PM

( );( ) Under Queen Victoria's Smelly Arsecheeks ( );( ) <----------

What does above mean then?

Don't be a jerk!

'Smelly' can mean fishy or musky ! It needn't reek of fart ! Broaden your horizons and stop having a farttrackmind...

Smother.Com Luke

05-27-2007, 3:47 PM

'Smelly' can mean fishy or musky ! It needn't reek of fart ! Broaden your horizons and stop having a farttrackmind...

So a "fishy" or "musky" smell is acceptable or appealing, but you resort to calling people "baboons" if their taste is different than yours? I can tell you if a girl was sitting on my face and smelled "fishy" I would f---ing puke! This forum is supposed to be a positive place for fans of smother,facesitting and variations of the fetish to chat, share experiences,etc. If you dont like a certain post or thread then move on!

victorianseat

05-27-2007, 3:52 PM

Smother.Com Luke

05-27-2007, 4:12 PM

Smother.Com Luke there is a difference between smells & Farts, the latter belongs to the category of Scatology and that my friend is disallowed in this forum. So in short this is just my viewpoint on the matter and should not be regarded with emotion !!!

the guy that owns and runs the forum is my immediate boss and people are free to talk about farts if they want. Let's leave it at that. Thanks!

mcmerlin

05-27-2007, 4:20 PM

I beg to differ victorianseat, someone who likes to sniff farts while being sat on,must not automaticly someone into scat.

And could you have the common decency to shut the hell up, since you obviously don't know how to broaden your own horizon too ?
Comparing people into that kind of roleplay with chimpanzees and baboons
doesn't sound really open minded.

Guess you are really keen to make use of the fart mask from Jackass 2 :evillaugh

DownUnder007

05-27-2007, 8:42 PM

Mod Comment

Its perfectly okay to express differing opinions at MDFF....Wouldn't it be a dull world if there was only ever one way to view things...?

Lets not try to shut down a voice that disagrees....Tolerance, please, my feisty friends...!!

But...

...If you disagree with someone in this Forum, express it politely....Leave out the name-calling & personal put downs...

...And, that includes all of you...

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victorianseat

05-28-2007, 7:03 AM

Thank you DownUnder007 for your diplomatic and forum friendly response ! I guess if you opted for political science you would be making more peace than war. I would gladly replace President Bush with President DU007 :)

pearl

05-28-2007, 8:53 AM

that's a good joke facesitting lover, I laughed

simon

05-28-2007, 11:15 AM

Hey, this is my first time posting just wondering wut everyone's opinion is on a girl farting while sitting on you?

Facesitting is AWESOME

Farting in my MOUTH is intoxicating

some1uknow

05-28-2007, 3:44 PM

Into woman but not into farts, vomit, scatology and other grosseties of life... thats only for chimpanzees and baboons

'Ummmm. Very well then slave. I left you to take a shit and I am afraid it was a particularly
nasty one at that. And I am quite afraid there was no toilet paper to clean myself with. So,
you have two choices. One, you can lick my bottom clean and I do mean clean or you can
endure more wax until I am satisfied you have suffered enough. And that may take a very,
very long time.' She grinned down at him menacingly.
Henry's mind reeled with the choices. Should he lick her nasty arse as she commanded or bear
the unbearable torture of the wax. His mind could not comprehend and so he said 'I'll lick you
clean Mistress.'

"Hypocrite? Where?"

victorianseat

05-28-2007, 4:30 PM

"Hypocrite? Where?"

Good Tidings Hunchback of Notre Dame, this is a community, so I'm doing a service now that its okay to talk about farts and all, doesn't necessarily mean that I like it.