Women Who Enjoy

[willingseat]

Are there any women out there who actually enjoy facesitting us men - or do you do it 'only because we ask'?

I think there's nothing more arousing than a picture of a woman facesitting when she's obviously enjoying it (preferably in a skirt) and getting (at least) as much out of it as the bloke.

(To the women reading - please remember - If I were ever to be facesat my toungue would become very active and responsive to a female voice - back to front etc if you know what I mean!)

[herfacechair]

I have had women that enjoyed face sitting me. :) Some of these women have became face sitting addicts. :D I think it is because of my tongue springing to instinctive cunnilingus action. :devil: As soon as she settles her butt on my face, my tongue goes right to work! :D

[eacrtv]

Victoria really enjoys facesitting/smothering and oral servitude,she just loves it.There are a few clips of her on several yahoo groups,even with a long and short skirt.:D

[Kyle_Narshadaa]

Are there any women out there who actually enjoy facesitting us men - or do you do it 'only because we ask'?

1) if a woman loves you then she will do it knowing that you will enjoy it.

2) If she enjoys doing it to you per se, then she prolly doesn't repect you as she would think you're a pervert, wimp etc


most women like cunnilingus and a very tiny percent are into ass licking. This sucks !!!

:mad:

[smotherman]

Most women i`ve met seems to really enjoy facesitting aspect of it.But you get afew that thinks it`s weird.As far as "Ass Licking" I totally agree with Kyle,It`s very Taboo for Most women to experience.



Best way is to bring up what makes you happy,Ass Licking,Facesitting,Smothering etc. slowly,Don`t ever rush her into anything she doesn`t feel comfortable doing,She`ll only resent it later and you stand a chance of losing her.


Introduce her to this fetish one step at a time.



Peace
Smotherman

[Tommy]

1) if a woman loves you then she will do it knowing that you will enjoy it.

I can only confirm Kyle_Narshadaa's statement.
A Woman in love will do almost everything to give her mate the utmost pleasure.
And from my own experience I can tell you,willingseat :
Yes,there are women who genuinely enjoy facesitting.
Some of them actually love it and they're just as crazy about it as you and me.
However,born sitters are rare. Usually they've to learn to like it.

So let's teach them,fellows !

[MrCrypt]

I need to agree with that too.
Although I haven't told my girlfriend that I'm into that stuff, she's pretty independent on the "giving" side of sex. Actually, she has a fetish too, but her fetish is BJs. I'm not into BJs but if it makes her happy, I let her. Eventually I will tell her about my facesitting fetish and see what happens from there.

I showed her a short clip of facesitting, and she said "It looks stupid and pointless..." Ouch! That hurt.

MrCrypt.

[Kyle_Narshadaa]

Glad you guys feel the same way smotherman, Tommy and Mr Crypt

Don`t ever rush her into anything she doesn`t feel comfortable doing,She`ll only resent it later and you stand a chance of losing her.

yeah this is the err of most guys. Its all the stuff from the vids/pics that just wanna get out of the system. But in reality, the girl has to be "weaned" into the fetish. Takes from a week to say two-three weeks depending on her character and degree of conservatism.

I'm not into BJs but if it makes her happy, I let her.

yeah me too. I hate those BJ or cum shot sites. I mean who still creates these crappy sites ? Maybe aimed at the 18 yr olds.
But the bottomline is if a woman really loves a guy she'd do his fetish and vice versa. I mean thats a long lasting and a healthy relationship as opposed to one night stands.

So let's teach them,fellows !

lets make some Frankensteins facesit monsters out of em hehehe :D

[HCFudge]

I think women do enjoy facesitting. And they do expect the guy underneath to do some good tongue work. The feel of the guy's nose, mouth & tongue rub against her makes her wet. EARCTV, you seem to have a good collection of Victoria clips. Where can I find them for download? Do you know of sites that have clips of big mothers facesitting skinny sons in the nude?

[Tush_slave]

Maybe women are just kinkier in NY, but I've never been to bed with a woman who didn't like having her ass licked. Even nearly all women I've ever discussed it with on an impersonal basis. The woman where you guys live are just WAYYYY too conservative.

[Kyle_Narshadaa]

Originally posted by Tush_slave
Maybe women are just kinkier in NY, but I've never been to bed with a woman who didn't like having her ass licked. Even nearly all women I've ever discussed it with on an impersonal basis. The woman where you guys live are just WAYYYY too conservative.

Thats coz all the hookers live in NY :D :D :D

[E.Rotique]

Nice one Kyle!
Maybe a little catty though, if you're a New Yorker. I'm not.
Meow!:devil: :eek: ;)

[ladychrista]

i know a lot that enjoy it. i think there are many many many women who would love it, but not all the time.....only an occasional thing. i think the ones that love it all the time are not as few as you think though.

[gusset_addict]

I showed her a short clip of facesitting, and she said "It looks stupid and pointless..." Ouch! That hurt.

It's attitudes like that that drive men to the laundry basket.

I feel for ya:(

Does she realize that because of her negative attitude you have been reduced to nocturnal covert crotch sniffing while she sleeps? (which is nice, but you can't beat the pressure of panty covered ass on your face).

[Tush_slave]

Originally posted by Kyle_Narshadaa


Thats coz all the hookers live in NY :D :D :D




Wrong again, Kyle. Your mother no longer lives in NY. She went back to her monkey cage to throw shit at the onlookers, remember?

[eacrtv]

Well hcfudge,there is a clip of her,yahoo group underherskirt
and for mothers on sons sgp?
there is an unlisted yahoo group,but you will need an invitation (no nudity)
regards

[bill512]

well, think about it. If you were a woman would you guys want some strange guys tongue up your ass? I wouldn't. You have to either know him and like him, or hate him. No inbetween.....

That's why I like that hateful aspect of it better than the "hey this is my ugly wife" aspect. She's breached a psychological barrier with sex that no man can truly be aware of. She uses her sex! Like it's a weapon! It's hate, man. I'm telling ya....

[mlanders99]

This is going to sound crazy, but my wife only facesits me when I'm not looking at websites like these! She doesn't know I have this fetish, but when ever I abstain for whatever reason, she'll get kinky on me. I think she's responding to my desire - or maybe I'm just bolder (I'll ask for it more) when I'm not getting a daily dose of web images. It's weird. About a month ago my wife and I moved to a new city and our internet was off for about a month. I couldn't plug into my yahoo groups or this forum and I found my imagination going crazy for facesitting. When the time came around for us to get it on, I asked her to sit on my face. I think I playfully "told" her to do it. She'd just gotten out of the shower and she quickly obliged -- and get this, she even grinded on me. Usually, on the rare occasions that I can get her on my face she'll only sit there, but this time she fucked! I flipped. I guess if I just stay away from the internet and video stores maybe the love of my life will sense my desire more and ride my nose like I want her to - but it's almost impossible now for me to resist the fetish websites, I'm a hopeless adict.

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[BERTS]

In my opinion more women than you think enjoy facesitting. I do know for a fact that three of my girl cousins really loved to have me (and other boys I assume) under their butts particularly after games sessions when they would take great delight in rubbing their !"perfumed" knicker covered butts all over my face. In later years they encouraged the remainder of my girl cousins to join in especially once they regularly removed their knickers to receive my tongue service. The eldest one in particular could not get enough and took every opportunity to plonk her butt on my face(even in company if she felt she could get away with it!!!!

[willingseat]

I didn't realise this query would get such a response.

The response begs another question -

Are there any women out there who enjoy being sat on by men (or even any webgroups for them) - just think of the contacts exchange there could be!

[Kyle_Narshadaa]

Originally posted by Tush_slave

Wrong again, Kyle. Your mother no longer lives in NY. She went back to her monkey cage to throw shit at the onlookers, remember?


While it is apparent that English is not your first language (eg Even nearly all women I've ever discussed it) , it is less apparent that you actually have a first language (grunts and farts don't qualify). I concur that you would "probably make a fool out of" yourself if you spoke; and ergo, the practice is best avoided. You should also desist from typing, as that produces the same result. Now, to the matter of your sexual inadequacies: what you need is a woman with communication and intellectual abilities equal to your own - one who speaks in tongues and has a habit of zapping her frontal lobe with 500 volts of electricity. New York is the best place to find such a woman (lucky you, mofo) . Failing that, I suggest you invest a Welfare check in an inflatable girlfriend. They can be quite realistic - especially if you line the vagina with slices of warm pork and glue hair clippings around the opening. Either option is preferable to your current practice of dressing your Action Man toy in little bikini thongs, while contemplating the nature of involuntary solitude.


btw

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Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

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Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

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Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a spoon.

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Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

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Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma so dumb she sits on TV & watches the couch

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

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Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" so she said "Levi's."

:D :D :D

[Tush_slave]

It took you weeks to come up with a reply, and the best you can do is point out a few typos? Your wit overwhelms me. I must admit that I am flattered with your obvious obsession with me. Every time I post you feel the urge to post some childish comment in response. I realize you have no life at all (as evidenced by the frequency with which you post here), but must you spend so much time watching for a post from me? You're like a schoolboy with a crush. You're unable to express your true feelings of affection so you hurl petty insults instead. It's kind of sad. But if your mother comes downstairs to her basement where you live and catches you writing such filth, she'll wash your mouth put with soap and suspend your internet privileges. Next time she won't let you out of the house after sundown. Besides, what would your boyfriend think? By now he must be jealous of all the time you spend pining for my attention. Judging by your seemingly encyclopedic knowldge of every internet porn site in existence, you must have no time left for his hairy ass at all. Is his butt as fat as the heffers in the pics you post? Not that I can blame you. With all the time you spend online it's apparent you haven't been laid by a living breathing female under 600 lbs since the Reagan administration. I sure you find adequate consolation between the cheeks of your boyfriend's jumbo-sized ass. I just hope his ass is large enough to drown out the sound of your pathetic sobbing when you cry over all the women who have rejected you. There's something to be said for euthanasia.
Ta ta, now. I got one o' them there NY hookers comin' by so I gotsa trim the mustache so she can ride in comfort.

[Kyle_Narshadaa]

I must admit that I am flattered with your obvious obsession with me. Every time I post you feel the urge to post some childish comment in response.

Yea i am pretty much obsessed with juvenile delinquents
as confirmed by the thread;
http://www.mistressdestiny.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16662
in your response to Foot's thread.

and whats a better way to talk to a juvenile than in his own banter. :D

I realize you have no life at all

Thats correct, i am a bot trying to be human. Kinda like Data on Startrek as opposed to the Tush slave who's busy playing Nitendo gameboy and at the same time shaggin with his primordial joystick in the backdrop.

but must you spend so much time watching for a post from me?

I was hoping there would be some improvement in your character, maybe get a brand new grey cell or something.... Coz usually your posts are full of critical bull$hit and the fact that they look like short stories makes it all the more amusing.

You're unable to express your true feelings of affection so you hurl petty insults instead.

This very statement and the fact that you mention "boyfriend" several times would get you instantly classified as a cLoset HomosexuaL. I bet foot would delight in reading this one :D

Maybe your hookers are trannies? Its only befits the response that maybe you're so hard up for a girl that you have to rely on trannie hookers LOL or maybe you seek some psychological solace and sympathy and possibly a relationship with a guy! Coz responses from people usually come from the subconscious so it would make perfect sense why you dont contribute anything except NY crap. maybe it stems from the fact that .......

1) you're a cLoset homo and had a relationship with a guy who ditched you.

2) you're a woman with the above criterion.

3) you're a professional critical thinker or maybe just a retard with an attitude. I would bank on the latter.


Its sad that you think that others don't lay beautiful women. Besides the fact that you rely on hookers makes me wanna think that you dont sail in the same boat as us all and that you'd wanna believe we're clones of yourself, heh !

Maybe normal girls wouldn't go for a juvenile midget with a fake mustache such as youself. :D :kissbutt: lmfao


ps. even Ronald Reagan gets his piece of meat, well maybe apart from Bonzo.

[Tush_slave]

Your responses are getting more and more pathetic. I do hope my character has improved in accordance with your standards. After all, you are the icon of high-minded nobility on the cyberboards. A regular philosopher, aren't you? When you stare at yourself in the mirror, after you wipe the shit off your lip from the Dirty Sanchez your boyfriend gave you, you say to yourself "now there's a man (?) of character and integrity. Why can't my lard-assed boyfriend be more like me?". But I think you miss the point. The real question is- why can't we ALL be like you, Kyle? Just think how much better the world would be if we could all follow the path forged by you? You could set up schools all over the globe specializing in the type of character building you preach. We'll call it Kyleism. What's that you say? Ah, yes. That would leave you little time to beg for my attention, wouldn't it? And when would you have the time to troll the internet for more porn sites? Your fat boyfriend is jealous already. I must apologize if Ive unintentionally led you on, Kyle. I'm not interested in men (though you hardly qualify). So please stop chasing after me like a faggot in heat. I will NOT let you lick my ass, no matter how much you beg.
Oh, and by the way. The comments about the hookers were what is known in the English language as "sarcasm". One would think you would be familiar with this concept since you are such a self-professed master of linguistics. There is no shortage of pussy in NY. Hookers are for tourists and out-of-towners like you who probably still couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with hundred-dollar bills sticking out of your ass.
Oh and as for my comments in the flame pit - oops, my bad. I didn't realize I was in the flame pit. I still think pics like that have no place anywhere on this board. Actually, I found that post to be a rather offensive piece of propaganda. But your response showed a deep understanding of the situation in the Middle East that could only be matched by a kindergarten student. Where do you get your news? MTV News? The National Enquirer? Your Uncle Larry? It is painfully obvious that political science was not your major field of study. Can you even find Israel on a map? And just when was this Golden Age of harmony between Palestinians and Jews that you speak of? When exactly was nationalism NOT an issue in the modern Middle East? Are you reading history books or Mother Goose's Fairy Tales? That had to be the most pathetically inept and childishly simplistic analysis of the Arab/Israeli conflict I have ever read. You really should stick to commenting on subjects like facesitting or something you are really well-versed in (like the latest episode of Barney) and refrain from topics about which you are hopelessly ignorant. Ah, but that would prevent you from sticking your 2-cents in on EVERY topic posted here, wouldn't it? Who really cares if you actually have the slightest clue about the topic you're speaking of, eh? If you had to keep your comments about things you know nothing about to yourself then how would you get the attention you so obviously crave? Poor boy. My comments there were merely mistaken because of my admitted failure to realize I was in the flame pit Your comments were just pathetically ignorant of the truth of the topic while attempting to sound knowledgable. That's what's known in English as "fraud", or more commonly "bullshit". Surely your mastery of the English language includes such words as these?

[Kyle_Narshadaa]

I do hope my character has improved in accordance with your standards

On the contrary, you continue to drift aimlessly in a sea of delusions and willful ignorance while desperately clinging to your over-active libido to give a false sense of buoyancy to your sinking mind. At long last, you cease your sick-inducing charade of sounding like a ten-cent romance novel and revert to your true nature: sounding like a ten-dollar NY whore. :D

I didn't realize I was in the flame pit.
My comments there were merely mistaken because of my admitted failure to realize I was in the flame pit

Heres where you make it "doubly" obvious that you're twice the juvenile retard i thought u were. Don't you feel even the slightest bit embarrassed by yourself? I bet your long suffering parents do.You are a disgrace to the rectum that farted you out at birth.
Its not wrong to be a critic, but its awfully dumb when you don't know what the hell you're talking about !

The real question is- why can't we ALL be like you, Kyle? Just think how much better the world would be if we could all follow the path forged by you?

Well the path is of the Jedis of Light and definitely not a one man show. Maybe we can recruit you. Every organization has an asshole, i guess we're lacking one. We can fill you in...... midgets with moustaches are always welcome. :D

That would leave you little time to beg for my attention, wouldn't it? I'm not interested in men (though you hardly qualify).

hahaha ! That speaks volumes of your insecurities you cLoset Fag. Hence you make your random appearance like those hurricanes and spew your sarcasm and criticism on any given thread in your frustration.

I will NOT let you lick my ass, no matter how much you beg.

lmfao ! I guess this line comes from your trannie whores whom u D/s with. Maybe you're too cheap to pay for your 10 cent whores and think that maybe trimmin the fake moustache will get you to woo them into lickin their asses.

Actually, I found that post to be a rather offensive piece of propaganda.

The flame pit is more of a lounge. If you decided to just pop in you might as well have popped back out without leaving an imbecile comment to ascertain your level of stupidity. By the way, prior to imperialism, the region in question was subject to petty tribal conflicts as opposed to bloody massacres and bomb blasts like you see today. If you had a better inkling of the propaganda topic why didn't you post your view but i bet you would have missed your episode of CatDog on Nickelodeon.
It might have been propaganda but its also the grim reality of the situation. I bet you would write off everything horrendous in life as propaganda and go to your little play pen and catch up on your Pee Wee Herman episodes. :D

That had to be the most pathetically inept and childishly simplistic analysis of the Arab/Israeli conflict I have ever read.

Well mr smart ass why dont you complicate it further. I'm sure you'll add WMDs and nuclear facilities to
the situation as well. :P

Who really cares if you actually have the slightest clue about the topic you're speaking of, eh?

Who really cares if you exist ? I popularise you. I invoke your soddy character or nick. Otherwise you're so boring that you couldn't even entertain a doubt.

I'm guessing that you were spawned by a one-off mutated chromosome resulting from your father humping the decaying carcass of beached squid right before he humped your mother in a dumpster at the rear of Hooters two days before he committed suicide by bungee jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge without a rope.

:D :D :D

ps. i guess your character would gain a notch if you learned to accept yourself for the sorry sod you are. :2guns: