bill512
09-13-2003, 12:48 PM
There's Something Really Wrong Here
Hello. I decided to write a new story. One last one. One I think is important in the understanding of the Business World and that ever lucrative and weird world of Advertising.
First off: there's a concept known as "encryption". When you log on to the Internet, did you guys know that everything you do, and everything you type is there for the whole world to see if you "post" it? It 'is'. Want to send your momma a email? Expect "Johnny Cum AllTheTime" to read it. Don't do anything on the internet that's private. Nothing. Why? Because you need encryption if you want it to be private. And even then, your privacy is only as good as your level of encryption. They got computers now that private citizens own (bought and paid for, by the way) that can do what supercomputers ten years ago couldn't do. It's got nothing to do with "hacking" or "disorder" or "intelligence". It's common sense. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say that a 900mhz cordless telephone broadcasts everything you say for about two city blocks, to everybody. Be aware, dummy.
Secondly: everything you buy is recorded. Everything. Companies have been doing this for twenty years. You're cable company records what channels you watch on TV. They record everything you purchase and develop these things called "profiles". You think it's new? HAHAHAHAHA! No! It's not new. They know exactly what products you purchase and these little "abalufia algorithms" got you folks pegged better than your own mommas. No offense, but advertisers know you so they can sell to you. This is going to be a big court battle, by the way. Privacy is seriously lacking in the 21rst century. That's why doofus lawmakers think they can tell private citizens not to fudgepack and still expect to get paid 150 grand a year. They think you want it.
Also, in the computer programming field, there's a concept known as "multimedia". Music, movies, pictures, cartoons, stories, and web publishing, are all facets of multimedia. How does a wannabe author become a published writer? He/She puts their stuff out on the Internet completely shortcircuiting the publishing business. Not because he/she's got something against the publishing business, but because of free speech/free expression. Here's a philosophy I think is being missed here: "you don't follow money, money follows you". If after putting something out on the Internet you're still not getting money? It could be because you're not good enough. And the same goes for big corporations. If the only way you can make money is by lobbying some new law on what to double click? Money isn't following you. Its seen your material and doesn't like it. No offense. Its just business.
This is computer code, by the way. It's not vague, but quite deliberate. You CAN NOT legislate into Law your computer code, violating free speech (just because you can't make money). These songs and movies are digital algorithms. You should hear it without the translater. It sounds like a freaking country song. You CAN NOT post something on the Internet expecting all these home user supercomputers to not copy what they like, and do your own advertising for you by passing it along to their friends. You know what a "friend" is? You were mad already, motherfucker. You're paranoid because you can't make money. Or because you're greedy and want more money. But the old buggy whip mentality still stands: people have a right to freely express themselves on the internet, the airwaves, or underwater for that fucking matter. If the computer code you wrote is making things difficult to the publishing industry, that's your fault, not the fault of the consumer, or citizens. Get out of my living room!
The Computer Industry has become like a bunch of pimps, "look but don't touch", and I'm not going to stand for it. The Internet is a beautiful thing. The biggest fucking billboard in the whole world. The Panacea. Opportunity for countless new talent. No Laws allowed. No bullshit "treating people like perverts" allowed. This is the way it works and if you don't like it? Fuck you. You're in the wrong business.
Also, get it into your heads that just because someone is posting porn pics or stories doesn't mean they want to be your girlfriend/boyfriend. I mean, Jesus Christ, you people are mad because people are good at what they do! It's unbelievable. Haven't you ever had a lap dance? She's not in love with you, pal. She's just trying to make a living. They're right. Porn people are weird. Just like the poparazzi and the fucking dieing actors who use them to get famous again, then complain again.
And no we ain't got no agenda there, dopey. We just want to keep our pants on. If you don't like people freely expressing their opinions, move to some island some place where they got women draculas with big long dicks that read peoples minds.
I'm done with ya. You'll be hearing from my Constitution....
Hello. I decided to write a new story. One last one. One I think is important in the understanding of the Business World and that ever lucrative and weird world of Advertising.
First off: there's a concept known as "encryption". When you log on to the Internet, did you guys know that everything you do, and everything you type is there for the whole world to see if you "post" it? It 'is'. Want to send your momma a email? Expect "Johnny Cum AllTheTime" to read it. Don't do anything on the internet that's private. Nothing. Why? Because you need encryption if you want it to be private. And even then, your privacy is only as good as your level of encryption. They got computers now that private citizens own (bought and paid for, by the way) that can do what supercomputers ten years ago couldn't do. It's got nothing to do with "hacking" or "disorder" or "intelligence". It's common sense. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say that a 900mhz cordless telephone broadcasts everything you say for about two city blocks, to everybody. Be aware, dummy.
Secondly: everything you buy is recorded. Everything. Companies have been doing this for twenty years. You're cable company records what channels you watch on TV. They record everything you purchase and develop these things called "profiles". You think it's new? HAHAHAHAHA! No! It's not new. They know exactly what products you purchase and these little "abalufia algorithms" got you folks pegged better than your own mommas. No offense, but advertisers know you so they can sell to you. This is going to be a big court battle, by the way. Privacy is seriously lacking in the 21rst century. That's why doofus lawmakers think they can tell private citizens not to fudgepack and still expect to get paid 150 grand a year. They think you want it.
Also, in the computer programming field, there's a concept known as "multimedia". Music, movies, pictures, cartoons, stories, and web publishing, are all facets of multimedia. How does a wannabe author become a published writer? He/She puts their stuff out on the Internet completely shortcircuiting the publishing business. Not because he/she's got something against the publishing business, but because of free speech/free expression. Here's a philosophy I think is being missed here: "you don't follow money, money follows you". If after putting something out on the Internet you're still not getting money? It could be because you're not good enough. And the same goes for big corporations. If the only way you can make money is by lobbying some new law on what to double click? Money isn't following you. Its seen your material and doesn't like it. No offense. Its just business.
This is computer code, by the way. It's not vague, but quite deliberate. You CAN NOT legislate into Law your computer code, violating free speech (just because you can't make money). These songs and movies are digital algorithms. You should hear it without the translater. It sounds like a freaking country song. You CAN NOT post something on the Internet expecting all these home user supercomputers to not copy what they like, and do your own advertising for you by passing it along to their friends. You know what a "friend" is? You were mad already, motherfucker. You're paranoid because you can't make money. Or because you're greedy and want more money. But the old buggy whip mentality still stands: people have a right to freely express themselves on the internet, the airwaves, or underwater for that fucking matter. If the computer code you wrote is making things difficult to the publishing industry, that's your fault, not the fault of the consumer, or citizens. Get out of my living room!
The Computer Industry has become like a bunch of pimps, "look but don't touch", and I'm not going to stand for it. The Internet is a beautiful thing. The biggest fucking billboard in the whole world. The Panacea. Opportunity for countless new talent. No Laws allowed. No bullshit "treating people like perverts" allowed. This is the way it works and if you don't like it? Fuck you. You're in the wrong business.
Also, get it into your heads that just because someone is posting porn pics or stories doesn't mean they want to be your girlfriend/boyfriend. I mean, Jesus Christ, you people are mad because people are good at what they do! It's unbelievable. Haven't you ever had a lap dance? She's not in love with you, pal. She's just trying to make a living. They're right. Porn people are weird. Just like the poparazzi and the fucking dieing actors who use them to get famous again, then complain again.
And no we ain't got no agenda there, dopey. We just want to keep our pants on. If you don't like people freely expressing their opinions, move to some island some place where they got women draculas with big long dicks that read peoples minds.
I'm done with ya. You'll be hearing from my Constitution....