barracuda426
08-15-2003, 8:07 AM
I originally posted this on www.ocmb.org You can see the entire thread @ http://www.ocmb.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32755
The first post was actually about Milky Ways getting stepped on.. here it is:
carpool with a married female friend of mine to and from work.. She's pretty damn cute, about 5'7" 130lbs, blonde hair and blue eyes. I keep candy in the car as something to snack on.. and had a bag of those mini Milky Ways.. well the bag "accidentally" tipped(I swear it really was an accident,lol) and spilled about 10 or so on her side. When I went to pick her up that night I realized maybe one or two had fell but not that many. She looks down before putting her stuff in the floorboard(she has to see them) then gets in.. doesn't try to pick them up or anything. I'm not sure if the majority was already there or had fallen out during the trip to work, but when we get back in the car she looks down and see's them but still doesn't pic them up. When I go to drop her off she gets out, then looks down again. This time she picks one up and hands it to me.. it's flat.. and says "Oops I squashed one!" The look in her eyes definetely didn't say she was sorry! So of course I'm pretty much in shock, drive home as fast as possible(I'm only half a mile away), and that's when I discover the amount that had actually fallen. Only one had gotten "squashed" though. Has some nice tread imprints from her sneaker in it too(even through the wrapper). Haven't eaten it yet.. but I bet it'll be better than a regular Milky Way.
Here is the high heel part:
So I go to pick her up tonight right? Knock on her door and I hear this clump, clump, clump. She opens it and I look down.. she's wearing strappy three inch heels(with a half inch base)!!!! I lose all speech. Some more of the Milky Ways fell in the floor but I haven't had time to survey the damage. So needless to say I had got cottonmouth the entire trip up there just hoping she'd spike one. My 8 hour shift at work isn't much better considering she's at the desk right behind me and I hear her tapping her feet. I had gotten her to walk on my back a couple of times before so I was praying I'd have the opportunity to ask her to walk on me with those heels. On the way home she was falling asleep so I kept glancing over at the floorboard at her feet. She has these cute size 7-8 feet that curve like the shoe does(narrow heel, slight arch on the outside and widens at the ball) and pink painted toenails. Needless to say it's a wonder I didn't get pulled over for weaving all over the interstate. Office Max was running this sale where you basically get 3 bookcases for the price of two, so we go in on it and she buys one from me. Turns out it was the only one they had in stock so she stakes claim to it. I drive her home and take the bookcase inside for her. As I'm getting ready to leave ask if she'd mind walking on my back since she got the only bookcase. She gives me one of those "if I must" sighs and as I lay down she walks over to me and starts taking off her shoes(DOH!) I can't miss this opportunity so I ask her to leave her shoes on. As she's telling me that I have no idea how sharp her heels are she steps on me(funny how that works.. warn you as she's stepping on you) she starts to walk around and I can tell she's not putting much weight on the heels, so I tell her to walk around normally. Lol, it's still not hurting(but feels really really good!). She asks if I'm done after a couple of minutes(and exactly what did she think my answer would be?) so I tell her to put her heels right above my shoulder blades. She half steps around and steps back, planting both heels in the muscle above my shoulder blades.(omg I'm in euphoria at this point) I gotta go for the gold.. so I tell her to put all her weight on her heels. She doesn't even hesitate... and I feel the pressure increase. After a few seconds I ask her if that's it and she says it's all her weight(of course the whole time I'm telling her how light she is). To be completely honest I thought 130lbs on 1/2in heels would hurt more than it did.. but it felt great! She steps off and I just lay there soaking it in. Finally I get up and say thanks as I'm walking out the door.. totally forgetting to get her payment for the bookcase.
The first post was actually about Milky Ways getting stepped on.. here it is:
carpool with a married female friend of mine to and from work.. She's pretty damn cute, about 5'7" 130lbs, blonde hair and blue eyes. I keep candy in the car as something to snack on.. and had a bag of those mini Milky Ways.. well the bag "accidentally" tipped(I swear it really was an accident,lol) and spilled about 10 or so on her side. When I went to pick her up that night I realized maybe one or two had fell but not that many. She looks down before putting her stuff in the floorboard(she has to see them) then gets in.. doesn't try to pick them up or anything. I'm not sure if the majority was already there or had fallen out during the trip to work, but when we get back in the car she looks down and see's them but still doesn't pic them up. When I go to drop her off she gets out, then looks down again. This time she picks one up and hands it to me.. it's flat.. and says "Oops I squashed one!" The look in her eyes definetely didn't say she was sorry! So of course I'm pretty much in shock, drive home as fast as possible(I'm only half a mile away), and that's when I discover the amount that had actually fallen. Only one had gotten "squashed" though. Has some nice tread imprints from her sneaker in it too(even through the wrapper). Haven't eaten it yet.. but I bet it'll be better than a regular Milky Way.
Here is the high heel part:
So I go to pick her up tonight right? Knock on her door and I hear this clump, clump, clump. She opens it and I look down.. she's wearing strappy three inch heels(with a half inch base)!!!! I lose all speech. Some more of the Milky Ways fell in the floor but I haven't had time to survey the damage. So needless to say I had got cottonmouth the entire trip up there just hoping she'd spike one. My 8 hour shift at work isn't much better considering she's at the desk right behind me and I hear her tapping her feet. I had gotten her to walk on my back a couple of times before so I was praying I'd have the opportunity to ask her to walk on me with those heels. On the way home she was falling asleep so I kept glancing over at the floorboard at her feet. She has these cute size 7-8 feet that curve like the shoe does(narrow heel, slight arch on the outside and widens at the ball) and pink painted toenails. Needless to say it's a wonder I didn't get pulled over for weaving all over the interstate. Office Max was running this sale where you basically get 3 bookcases for the price of two, so we go in on it and she buys one from me. Turns out it was the only one they had in stock so she stakes claim to it. I drive her home and take the bookcase inside for her. As I'm getting ready to leave ask if she'd mind walking on my back since she got the only bookcase. She gives me one of those "if I must" sighs and as I lay down she walks over to me and starts taking off her shoes(DOH!) I can't miss this opportunity so I ask her to leave her shoes on. As she's telling me that I have no idea how sharp her heels are she steps on me(funny how that works.. warn you as she's stepping on you) she starts to walk around and I can tell she's not putting much weight on the heels, so I tell her to walk around normally. Lol, it's still not hurting(but feels really really good!). She asks if I'm done after a couple of minutes(and exactly what did she think my answer would be?) so I tell her to put her heels right above my shoulder blades. She half steps around and steps back, planting both heels in the muscle above my shoulder blades.(omg I'm in euphoria at this point) I gotta go for the gold.. so I tell her to put all her weight on her heels. She doesn't even hesitate... and I feel the pressure increase. After a few seconds I ask her if that's it and she says it's all her weight(of course the whole time I'm telling her how light she is). To be completely honest I thought 130lbs on 1/2in heels would hurt more than it did.. but it felt great! She steps off and I just lay there soaking it in. Finally I get up and say thanks as I'm walking out the door.. totally forgetting to get her payment for the bookcase.