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trampled1_2000
09-18-2002, 11:09 AM
I just had the most intense trample today at the park. I saw this couple from afar and the woman was enormous. So I just pulled out my camera and strolled by them on the way to take other pictures. Needless to say they were impressed with the size of my camera. The gentleman said hello and I replied. (hold on...I'm getting there!) But I kept walking. On the way back they again said something about the weather and I stopped and chatted with them. This woman was 6' tall (I asked) and clearly about 350 lbs or more. Her feet were a mans 12 and super wide. She wasn't anything to look at but the thought of her standing on my stomach was too much to bear. So I did my usual routine and showed them some samples. She said "you don't want me to stand on you honey...I will squish you to death". I told her that I have had 550 lbs on me in the past (3 women) and this seemed to put her at ease. So she said, "I'll stand on you honey".

So I told her that I wanted her to step on my stomach with all her weight on one foot. She put her enormous foot on my stomach and very slowly pressed her foot down. I relaxed my stomach and concentrated on her foot as it smashed my stomach. By the time she put all her weight on me...I was done! I could feel my face go red and my legs went numb. I could hear my heart beat swishing in my ears and struggled to breath. Her husband in the mean time couldn't find the button. By this time I was about to burst. I've had alot of weight on me before but not 350+lbs on one foot. So he took a bunch of pictures and she stepped down. After I looked at the photos I....you guessed it...told them they were too far away and could she do it again. I must have been crazy. Because after the first trample my gut muscles were compromised and she immediatley felt twice as heavy. To make a long story short we took several more pics. She just stood there as he took them. Then she looks down at my face and sees how red I am and says, "hurry up, I'm killing this poor man."

The rest of the girls I had stand on me felt like feathers. But they all said....YES!

Enjoy.

Trampled1_2000

trampled1_2000
09-18-2002, 11:14 AM
some more.

trampled1_2000

memphisdoormat
09-18-2002, 11:27 AM
you are the man...i will work hard to out do you...550 is your max so far right? I think this will be a fun competition...no losers.

trampled1_2000
09-18-2002, 11:56 AM
Yes, 550 is my max but all have to be on your stomach and chect...none on your hips or shoulders. I see alot of guys with 15 "girls" on them, but if you look closely only 3 or 4 are on their torso. And these girls are maybe 100 lbs. So by my calculation they are only getting around 400 lbs, and, spread out on 8 feet, not 2 or 4 like me.The 550 was with each woman standing on me with "one" foot each. Much harder.

So I encourage and relish the competition! Bring it on pancake.

trampled1_2000

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memphisdoormat
09-19-2002, 6:34 AM
i think we are going to both be pancakes...Have you every tried letting a lady drive over you with her car? Talking about pressure...i had a girl run over me with the back tire of her car with a 6inch wide board across my stomach...it scared the stew out of me when she started up the board...but man what a sensation!!! If you ever get a chance to get to the Memphis area we need to hook up....Looks like the double trample i was telling you about might be falling apart on me...one says yes the other says no....but i will talk them into it...

tbone
09-19-2002, 6:46 AM
doormat, as you may have read in some of my posts on the old board, I have had three ladies run over me and you are right: it is the ultimate sensation. And I have done it without the board. I believe a couple of others here have too.

If you want to talk more about some of our tire crush experiences and how it can be safely done, let me know. If it is done right, it's amazing what we can endure and enjoy!

a very flat tbone:)

memphisdoormat
09-19-2002, 11:16 AM
Sounds good to me....i have always wanted to try it without the board...How did it go? Did it leave some good tread marks? I am just worried she will roll over the bottom of my ribe cage & crack some...any advise? Did you lay in a low spot where the tire would go over you easily? i did try it once but was on a flat surface & the tire would not roll over me properly without spinning out...