hellgrinder
02-19-2010, 8:54 PM
Just got back from a friends house party and wanted to share my experience with others here. Murderotica was at the party, and while talking to friends of hers she was telling them how I do human couch acts at parties sometimes. She went into detail about it as I overheard most of what they were saying while enjoying a drink with Kate.
I overheard a bigger girl ask "has anyone ever farted on his face while sitting on him?". Murderotica told her it hasn't happened yet. The girl asked if they could all go sit on me after they finished their drinks. Murderotica told them it would be fun. The bigger girl was in a band, looked a bit butch, ripped jeans at the knees with fishnets underneath (showing through the ripped holes of her jeans). Another girl was gothic/industrial/rave looking, a lot of piercings, nose rings, long dark wavy black hair. She was quiet but had this look in her eye, like I'm going to hurt you kind of look. The other two girls were sisters, one was 23, the younger 19. The older sister was a tall girl, close to 6ft tall, blonde hair, built like an amazon. Finally the last girl in the group was nerdy, shy looking, with glasses, and a huge school bag that she carried around with her everywhere she went. She was wearing a purple mini skirt with a black hoodie. She looked 18. Those were the girls in that small circle of friends, but there were a lot of other people at the house. I'd say maybe 30-35 people in total, mostly girls.
As the girls came around to finishing off their drinks I could see them looking over at me laughing. Kate smiled and asked me if I needed her protection because it looked like trouble was coming. I laughed a bit nervously and told her it's ok I'll let the girls have a bit of fun on the 'human couch'. Some of the girls were new so I thought maybe if they enjoyed their experience sitting on me they'd like to get paid in the future to do the same thing all over again.
Even as I'm writting this my neck is still extremely sore! Sorry for the typos and grammar errors, had a bit too much to drink haha :beer: Ok now back to the story haha
The girls approached me once they were done their drinks and right away the bigger girl (she was maybe 150 pounds) asked if it was true I liked being a human couch. I answered yes. "So can we sit on you right now? I've never sat on someone before and I'm dying to try it!" she said. "Sure thing, go for it" I said lying down across the couch. The big girl turned around and jumped off the floor landing right on my head! It wasn't my head that hurt, but I've been having neck pains now because my head twisted so far to the side without warning. She remain seated on my face as the other girls all joined in sitting across my body. I heard Murderotica calling over other girls in the room to sit on their laps. I sort of panicked and was unable to move or speak. I tried rolling myself off the couch before the other girls arrived but was too late. I felt at least 3 to 4 more girls jumping and bouncing on the girls laps, crushing me completely under what must have been 600+ pounds across my upper body. My body sank deep into the couch, at which point air was running a little thin! Even if I grunted as loud as I could it wouldn't go over the loud music, talking and laughter of the girls.
My entire body was sweating under there like crazy. It felt like it was 110 degrees, like being in an oven! After 10 minutes of breathing very thin air I could feel myself getting dizzy and light headed. The bigger girl then farted right in my face. My face was turned facing the back of the couch, and her butt was pressed up against my face with very little room for me to breathe. The fart didn't smell bad or anything, but maybe that'd because I was dizzy, light headed, and so hot and sweaty that my sense of smell wasn't exactly good under there. I could hear her and the other girls laughing their asses off.
That's when I heard Kate say "Ok that's enough ladies, get off him now, he's my seat for the night". The girls got off still laughing and talking. The hottest part of all is that they didn't even look back or look down to see if I was ok. Kate sat on me as soon as they got off and looked down at me smiling "You owe me one buddy!". I was so relieved I could move my head straight up. My neck was and is still sore! Having only Kate sit on me was a huge relief. She stretched out her legs over the rest of my body so other girls wouldn't try and join in again.
So for a few seconds I must have had at least 10-12 girls pile on me when a bunch more came sitting on the laps of the others. I'm fairly convinced Kate saved my life tonight, I definitely owe her big!
Anyways guys, off to bed I go :bore: I need to rest my broken bones. I think I might have a fractured rib, not sure yet, but my lower right rib hurts like a bitch! I just didn't mention it until now because the neck pain seems worse than the rib pain so I'm bitching mostly about the neck haha. I didn't let any of the girls know or think I was in pain. I hid it well, because scaring them from sitting on me again in the future would be a bad thing. So no matter how much pain I was in a shut up and took it...until now..letting it all out lol :tear:
ps: To add to the mood of what happened to me tonight, here's a few pics of a couch party clip that i'll be releasing shortly. This is not a pic from the party tonight, what happened tonight was unfortunately not caught on film :( If you guys really like hearing about my experiences maybe (it's hard to do when running a company at the same time haha) if I get the time I'll write about more of my experiences, those I've had on film and off ;)
I overheard a bigger girl ask "has anyone ever farted on his face while sitting on him?". Murderotica told her it hasn't happened yet. The girl asked if they could all go sit on me after they finished their drinks. Murderotica told them it would be fun. The bigger girl was in a band, looked a bit butch, ripped jeans at the knees with fishnets underneath (showing through the ripped holes of her jeans). Another girl was gothic/industrial/rave looking, a lot of piercings, nose rings, long dark wavy black hair. She was quiet but had this look in her eye, like I'm going to hurt you kind of look. The other two girls were sisters, one was 23, the younger 19. The older sister was a tall girl, close to 6ft tall, blonde hair, built like an amazon. Finally the last girl in the group was nerdy, shy looking, with glasses, and a huge school bag that she carried around with her everywhere she went. She was wearing a purple mini skirt with a black hoodie. She looked 18. Those were the girls in that small circle of friends, but there were a lot of other people at the house. I'd say maybe 30-35 people in total, mostly girls.
As the girls came around to finishing off their drinks I could see them looking over at me laughing. Kate smiled and asked me if I needed her protection because it looked like trouble was coming. I laughed a bit nervously and told her it's ok I'll let the girls have a bit of fun on the 'human couch'. Some of the girls were new so I thought maybe if they enjoyed their experience sitting on me they'd like to get paid in the future to do the same thing all over again.
Even as I'm writting this my neck is still extremely sore! Sorry for the typos and grammar errors, had a bit too much to drink haha :beer: Ok now back to the story haha
The girls approached me once they were done their drinks and right away the bigger girl (she was maybe 150 pounds) asked if it was true I liked being a human couch. I answered yes. "So can we sit on you right now? I've never sat on someone before and I'm dying to try it!" she said. "Sure thing, go for it" I said lying down across the couch. The big girl turned around and jumped off the floor landing right on my head! It wasn't my head that hurt, but I've been having neck pains now because my head twisted so far to the side without warning. She remain seated on my face as the other girls all joined in sitting across my body. I heard Murderotica calling over other girls in the room to sit on their laps. I sort of panicked and was unable to move or speak. I tried rolling myself off the couch before the other girls arrived but was too late. I felt at least 3 to 4 more girls jumping and bouncing on the girls laps, crushing me completely under what must have been 600+ pounds across my upper body. My body sank deep into the couch, at which point air was running a little thin! Even if I grunted as loud as I could it wouldn't go over the loud music, talking and laughter of the girls.
My entire body was sweating under there like crazy. It felt like it was 110 degrees, like being in an oven! After 10 minutes of breathing very thin air I could feel myself getting dizzy and light headed. The bigger girl then farted right in my face. My face was turned facing the back of the couch, and her butt was pressed up against my face with very little room for me to breathe. The fart didn't smell bad or anything, but maybe that'd because I was dizzy, light headed, and so hot and sweaty that my sense of smell wasn't exactly good under there. I could hear her and the other girls laughing their asses off.
That's when I heard Kate say "Ok that's enough ladies, get off him now, he's my seat for the night". The girls got off still laughing and talking. The hottest part of all is that they didn't even look back or look down to see if I was ok. Kate sat on me as soon as they got off and looked down at me smiling "You owe me one buddy!". I was so relieved I could move my head straight up. My neck was and is still sore! Having only Kate sit on me was a huge relief. She stretched out her legs over the rest of my body so other girls wouldn't try and join in again.
So for a few seconds I must have had at least 10-12 girls pile on me when a bunch more came sitting on the laps of the others. I'm fairly convinced Kate saved my life tonight, I definitely owe her big!
Anyways guys, off to bed I go :bore: I need to rest my broken bones. I think I might have a fractured rib, not sure yet, but my lower right rib hurts like a bitch! I just didn't mention it until now because the neck pain seems worse than the rib pain so I'm bitching mostly about the neck haha. I didn't let any of the girls know or think I was in pain. I hid it well, because scaring them from sitting on me again in the future would be a bad thing. So no matter how much pain I was in a shut up and took it...until now..letting it all out lol :tear:
ps: To add to the mood of what happened to me tonight, here's a few pics of a couch party clip that i'll be releasing shortly. This is not a pic from the party tonight, what happened tonight was unfortunately not caught on film :( If you guys really like hearing about my experiences maybe (it's hard to do when running a company at the same time haha) if I get the time I'll write about more of my experiences, those I've had on film and off ;)