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troytanderson
05-02-2003, 9:14 PM
just curoius!
troytanderson
05-02-2003, 9:20 PM
curious*
troytanderson
05-02-2003, 9:25 PM
Another correction.....the question..."by a hot womAn".....I'm just really tired....goodnight!
troytanderson
05-02-2003, 9:32 PM
Please give why you voted the way you voted.
I voted the thong one.......Thongs are so sexy and clean........farts are dirty, much unlike a thong. When a girl moves it out of the way, it is like she's saying she doesn't care about the properness of being sexy......she just WILL do what SHE wants to do, whether you like it or not, or whether it's appropriate or not
moglijohnson
05-03-2003, 3:17 AM
Troy,
I voted for 'fart thru her jeans...' because I enjoy jeans face sitting so much. However, I do think that farting is disgusting, but in the heat of the moment... I certainly wouldn't go around requesting women to fart on my face. The fart fetish thing doesn't make you creepy, either. Just a little different. We all love womens asses on our faces...some enjoy the weight,others enjoy the aroma,and you enjoy the added flash of gas. Doesn't make you a bad person,now does it? I don't think so! Anymore pics of your gf's butt?? Just asking...;)
guntroubles
05-03-2003, 8:57 AM
I must admit that I love the idea of facefarting but I am not sure if I would realy like it. My ex girfriend once facesat me just after farting and it wasn't sexy!! I am realy turned on by the smell of her pussy/ ass but not her farts.
I do realy like it when a girl talks about farting while facesitting.
ragtnt
05-03-2003, 9:22 AM
mourning farts are the worst ones. in the heat of the monment it's exciting and a big turn on for me.
Syphonboy
05-04-2003, 1:15 AM
ehhh... I think I'd faint at the prospect of having that done to me... ewwww
smotherman
05-04-2003, 1:33 AM
Nice poll "Troy"
I choose naked facefarting so you can feel it.
Peace
Smotherman
boriszeke
05-04-2003, 5:42 AM
naked she hovers above you, orders your mouth wide open and cupped tightly over her anus as she threatens your castration. After farting in your sorry mouth you are ordered to rim her hole for any fart juice as she giggles in your face.
Vad the Inhaler
05-05-2003, 10:25 AM
My face farting fantasies have always run concurrent with my face sitting ones. There's something sexy about a cute nonchalant innocent girl pinning you down and forcing you to smell her ass fumes, no matter how overpowering they may be.
However I think it will remain a fantasy unfortunately. I have never had it done to me, and while the prospect of it seems tantalizing enough, I can't fathom asking a girl to fart on my face.
Maybe if I find someone open enough, and explain why it turns me on so much, I can find a girl to do the dirty deed.
As for the vote, I like them all, save the jeans one and the obvious omission, as that denim filter doesn't allow much smell through.
Christine
05-05-2003, 5:19 PM
personnaly i love to fart in a guy face its so humiliating,
my bf and i we love to do ( i like it more then him, i wonder why hahaha ) we do what i call a Friday night of smelly torture....we order pizza, and me peperoni give me big and smelly gaz, about 2 hours after i had eat the pizza its time for the fun, i tie him to the bed post, put a dirty socks in his mouth and a tape on it then my bf his ready for his night of smelly torture, wich include, my smelly feet, my ass and of course...........a lot of farts lol
coolshot
05-05-2003, 7:03 PM
Sorry I find it disgusting, it sort of ruins the atmosphere for me, if you know what I mean and troytanderson, I dont think you're a creep for posting this poll. My 2 cents. :cool:
chairboy
05-06-2003, 1:28 AM
though i did vote for 'it's disgusting', and i do think it is, however i must say one thing that isn't true is that you're a creep......people like different things, all sorts of things, and this is just a little e.g.
:) :) :) :) :)
livingfurniture
05-06-2003, 9:36 AM
Well, I voted jenes, just becouse I had only limmited options. The fact is that any way a woman wants to fart on my face is wonderful, just so long as she is having fun.
fw330011
05-06-2003, 6:10 PM
i voted “she's completely naked and does it right on your face so you can feel it.”
for me A LOT of my feelings about female BOTTOMS i can’t fully comprehend???/i’ve yet to ‘understand’??? all i know is i LOVE them, women AND their BOTTOMS ;-))) ;-PPP
i like being dominated/‘controlled’ by women... i enjoy being sexually ‘owned’ by women...
having a woman SIT ON YOUR FACE (for me) is about power & submission... about ‘control’... if a woman FARTS in your face (for me) it’s an extension of the amount of control she has... she WAS in control of your breathing, now she’s in control of your smell (as WELL as EVERYthing else)...
i’ve only had ONE woman genuinely FART IN MY FACE... my face burned a crimson red with humiliation/my mind burned in a way i’ve never forgotten... i look forward (with nervous anticipation) to it happening again ;-)))
Vad the Inhaler
05-07-2003, 6:37 AM
Originally posted by Christine
personnaly i love to fart in a guy face its so humiliating,
my bf and i we love to do ( i like it more then him, i wonder why hahaha ) we do what i call a Friday night of smelly torture....we order pizza, and me peperoni give me big and smelly gaz, about 2 hours after i had eat the pizza its time for the fun, i tie him to the bed post, put a dirty socks in his mouth and a tape on it then my bf his ready for his night of smelly torture, wich include, my smelly feet, my ass and of course...........a lot of farts lol
I am envious of your boyfriend Christine, if only I could take his place on that special Friday.
Troytanderson, I guess I'm just a glutton. I would have to vote for all four ways. My wife likes to do it to me. More of a fun thing for her but she also knows it turns me on. She's done it nude, with jeans and other types of pants and with just her panties. IOf you can get comfertable enough with someone you will be able to get her to do it. It's a matter of helping her get past the taboo of a woman passing gas in front of a man, never mind ON him. Just keep in mind that once she gets comfortable with it she may not want to stop. ;) If you like it it is a great way to be face sat alot as when ever I lay on the couch and she has gas she is likely to run over and jump on my face to fart before I can get up. Ok. I,ve rambled on long enough. I think the poll was a good post. Take care,
John :fart: :thumbsup:
troytanderson
05-07-2003, 5:56 PM
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Originally posted by Christine
personnaly i love to fart in a guy face its so humiliating,
my bf and i we love to do ( i like it more then him, i wonder why hahaha ) we do what i call a Friday night of smelly torture....we order pizza, and me peperoni give me big and smelly gaz, about 2 hours after i had eat the pizza its time for the fun, i tie him to the bed post, put a dirty socks in his mouth and a tape on it then my bf his ready for his night of smelly torture, wich include, my smelly feet, my ass and of course...........a lot of farts lol
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Wonderful story....I LOVE hearing that things like that actually happen to more than just me....
How did that get started?
Christine
05-09-2003, 4:50 PM
thx to vad and troy
i bet you 2 would pay a lot to be my bf
hahaha
by the way that was not a story but a game we play each week
how do it start: that was 4 year ago, we were fooling, fighting for fun, and i ended up on him, and i was near his face sitting facing his feet, just when i started to raise without doing it on purpose i let out a real bad fart( it was very bad from my point of smell ) he said something like, oh man Chris you stink like hell
and me i was laughing like a demon i almost piss my pants
but 2 day later he was watching football, something i dont like, and i walked to the sofa turn my back to him i knew i had to fart, and bend over like trying to reach something on floor with my ass near his face and i let another one hahaha
that's how it start
E.Rotique
05-09-2003, 5:15 PM
I think there are a lot of sick puppies here. I have to wonder about a person's consideration towards personal hygiene if they get off on this sort of thing. I know we all like a good laugh and that everybody has different tastes but what is sexy about this subject? My verdict? No class, no taste!:barf: :fart: :bore:
troytanderson
05-09-2003, 8:07 PM
E.Rotique
I think there are a lot of sick puppies here. I have to wonder about a person's consideration towards personal hygiene if they get off on this sort of thing. I know we all like a good laugh and that everybody has different tastes but what is sexy about this subject? My verdict? No class, no taste!
You have to realize something simple. People have fetishes that they can't explain, and cannot help, and obviously, farting is a fetish that some people share.
They don't think of it as gross, unethical, or immoral. It is something that turns them on naturally, so they follow it. Next time, there is no need to preach like you're trying to change people from the way they are.....trust me, it's not going to work.
If you don't like farting, then fine. But please respect others, AND DEFINITELY do not try to talk them out of what they don't like!
thanks!
fusssklave50
05-10-2003, 3:05 AM
My wife uses my head as a seat cushion when she watches TV, a lot. I spend hours under her ass or feet every night of my life. When she's sitting on my head watching TV there's no way she's getting up and moving just to fart. She just lets it rip right on my head. Like she says, it goes with the territory when you're a seat cushion. You should expect to be farted on, after all, your purpose is to be under an ass after all, and asses fart! Fact of life.
moglijohnson
05-10-2003, 5:17 AM
One of my wife's friends was over not too long ago and decided to jean smother me with her gorgeous ass! During the smothering I was able to sneak breaths in thru my mouth if I twisted my jaw, and I was truly enjoying the experience, then...
this beautiful woman ripped a fart on my face that smelled like cheesy potato chips! I let out a loud 'EWWWWWWW!!!!!' and she laughed so hard she nearly broke my nose! She didn't get off of me, but simply replied..."If you love my fat ass so much, you have to enjoy what comes out of it on occassion!" And she wiggled her ass down tighter onto my face. I love womens feet and asses on my face, believe me I do! But I doubt I could actually be fully stimulated based on the aroma...:p
Just thought I'd share this with you.
Billyzen
11-18-2003, 4:40 AM
My name is Billyzen and i am new to this forum. I am a french fart lover. I write face farting stories. I see a lot of good things here and will post a lot of my "work". Just want to know more about you all. But particulary Mistress Christine (qui 'ma l'air d'etre Française) I will put here my first story. As i say at the start, it's partly true and i hope you 'll like it and to hear from you all soon.
Bye
Billy Z
"A sniffer is born"
(this is a story based on my first experience. All names have been changed, the rest is all but true even if i put some style writing to make it interesting)
She was waiting for him to come. She thinks everything is prepared so she can really enjoy what was coming. She (let’s call her Cindy) was a 17 years old, tall pretty girl with brown hair and a really nice ass. After finish prepare herself, she was wearing tight thin cotton pants without panties. She put on some music when she feel the strike at her stomach. - Ding dong – made the bell.
She was sitting in her bedroom and bend on a cheek to let a big loud broooping fart. “They are right on time” she minded as her mother call her to welcome her cousin and his parents. Leaving her bedroom, she get hit by the nasty gas she just have release.
- Woaoww it stinks, he is going to relish she said as she get downstairs.
Hello everybody …
…The family meet again, only twice a year. She look straight in his eyes when kissing him saying to her “oh poor boy, you don’t know you are right in hell”. After the lunch prepare by her pretty mother (who have planned everything, all but gassy foods cabbage, beans, pickled eggs, …. with Coca cola for her), Cindy’s stomach start to rumble.
I (call me Bernie) was a 12 age boy with dark hair, Bernie is not tall for is age and he wore glasses. The only thing in him that interest Cindy was is nose a nice thin and long nose. Hopefully, he has not “get cold” she minded.
She look at Bernie and said to her mother very politely
- Could we get off of the table ?
- Yes my dear told her mom knowing exactly what is going to happen.
It‘s been 3 hours since she get her boom-boom pills. She followed a fart diet prepare by her mother for 3 days. Her colon is now ready to explode.
Cindy know that Bernie is in love with her. That will help her for making a big farts party.
- What would we play ? asked Bernie, once they arrived in her bedroom.
- Ho pretty boy, i have a game right for you.
- Great and what is it ? asked Bernie with impatience.
- Let me tell you, it just use one of your senses and a lot of memory, we must lie on the bed you and me but you must be under the sheets so you can’t see my hands. I take something and you try to guess what it is.
- Cool !! said Bernie.
- Let’s do it says Cindy that couldn’t retain her for a long time. She must fart within a
minute. Her mother told her that the more she hold it the more it smell hard and for a long time but now she have a lot of problems retaining the pressure.
It ‘s Cindy that have the idea of the bed to gassed Bernie under the covers. Also she picked up one of her thin white pants and wore it without panties to filter the lesser her farting bombs.
- Get in she told him leaving the cover and give me your glasses. And that’s what he
did.
After that, she covered him. She have the cover to her chest and sealed it with her arms for not let any air get under. He was under the cover with his head near from her navel. She turn her back on him and rise a little so now there were 10 inches between her butt and his face.
- Ok now try to guess ! Said Cindy while she let loose a very very long SBD. Ffrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrrrfffffffff fffffffffffff it seems to never end.
She wait for Bernie to remarks it and she wouldn’t wait a long time. He says
- Snif snif - hu ho i think you have farted did you?
- Of course i did!! she said proud of herself. And you know, that was an SBD i have prepared for you for a long time. It might be very stinky? Do you like it ?
- No not really. Now let me get off the cover, it stinks like rotten egg here, he says with is voice atoned by the covers.
- No, please, if you stay i will give you a big kiss after this game. I believed you love me didn’t you?
- Yes said Bernie …… but ….
- There is no but. Said Cindy abruptly. Close your mouth now, i only want to hear you breathe. She bent her legs and removed her sox then says “take my feet in your mouth so i will be sure you breathe through your nose all the incoming big farts i will give you” One more time, he obey. Starting to lick her feet. The taste was disgusting and spicy, her toes seems to be glued one to the other.
- You don’t wash them till a long time did you ? asked Bernie.
- Of course not, i haven’t wash my feet for a week, i was waiting for you to do that, but now don’t talk, just smell, she ordered him.
Then as Bernie start to breathe, a smile illuminate her face, then she grinned and drop a very big blowing fart Bbrrrrrrooooouuuuuuufffffffffppppttt : she think this voluminous one must have totally filled up the space under the cover.
- Nice rip unh, now you can smell my gas poor boy, she said laughing.
She just concentrate and another one happens. Prrrrrroooouuuuppppp. One that smell very hard.
- How does it smell? she asked mocking him. This must be stinking as hell by now. Hey, hey i want to hear you breathe deeply Bernie.
Bernie start to get a headache but continue to breathe through his nose. He wasn't strong enough to escape the bed. He just continue to smell but she was farting every minute. Each one bigger than the previous.
- Oh my god said Bernie, you can do it on purpose or what ?
- Exactly pretty boy and believe me, i am so charged with gas, this gonna be a long afternoon for you, just try to enjoy it as much as me.
Then for 3 minutes nothing. Bernie start to wonder if she ran out of gas. But the smell of the last ones still embalm the air under cover. After all, there isn’t any air under, only her gas.
- I guess you don’t know what SBD means Bernie ? Ask Cindy with a devil smile.
- No he respond.
- Silent But DEADLY, she said insisting on the last word.
- Oh no no please said Bernie. Turning his back from Cindy’s ass.
- Hey that ‘s not fair-play said Cindy (she have a very big retains one coming and want to do it in front of him).
- This means you don’t love me then.
- No Cindy, that’s not that but it ’s smell so much, said Bernie with a mercy voice.
- You just have to breathe to prove me your love my dear Bernie, answered Cindy. Now turn on and get your face near my ass please, and she help him above the cover to turn his head. But he was too far and she ordered, "get closer than that."
And he did what she want “that’s it” she said as he reach his face just behind her back (his nose was now 4 or 5 inches behind her butt)
- There is your treatment for make me hold it in, now you are at very close range.
- Ok where have we stop. Ah yes SBD. Let ‘s go, breathe again boy. And one more time he execute. She could hear his labouring breath through his nose under the cover, he got to really love her to smell all of her gas like that.
It ‘s now 3 minutes she retain herself, the next one is gonna be a stinky one.
- You tell me it’s stinking under the cover…., now let me help you with some of my own perfume. She bent on one buttock to open her ass as more as possible, relax and spray a great SBD shhhhhhhshhhhshhhhhhhhshhhhhh. Unnnhhh oohhh yeahhh said Cindy while she relieve it. Bernie was hit by the flatulence that burn his eyes like a tear gas. One second after it start to stink really bad. And man it stinks like hell.
Bernie’s eyes are full of tears and his nostrils empty of that rotten egg-cabbage smell she has just unleash on him.
- Oh Cindy please it stinks like hell.
- But you are in hell pretty boy. "Just breathe this one" she said forcing a bass rapid stacato prrrrrrrrttttttttttt came trough her asshole right in his face.
She continue this for almost an hour. Farting loud ones and short rapid ones, SBD and sputtering ones, wet ones of course but all of them stink very bad and the smell have no time to get down that she goes up with another of her big voluminous and dense fart that filled up the tiny space under the cover. Moreover, now she fart on him at point blank range. This just get time to the smell to expand.
That's the time when the door open silently and Cindy’s mother enter a finger on her lips. With the music, the noise of Cindy’s farts and is headache, Bernie notice nothing.
- I have a really big one coming says Cindy’s mother in her ear. I retain it during
all the lunch, now it is just right. Can I ? showing the cover with her finger.
Billyzen
11-18-2003, 4:41 AM
- With pleasure says Cindy, just get it here and she open the cover just a little to place
her mother’s ass not so far from Bernie ’s face, her mother hikes up her split skirt to filter the lesser the incoming bomb she has prepared for her nephew.
- She whispered her daughter a question, SBD or noisy ?
- Let’s give him the noisiest and smellier we could, answered Cindy : on 3.
- 1.. 2.. 3.. : Hey Bernie smell that!!! ordered Cindy and he take a deep long breath as
Prrrrorrrrrrruuurrrrprppppppp and Brrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaappppppppppp makes the two assholes while filling up one more time the under cover. Aaaaaahhhhhhh and oooooohhhhhh makes the 2 girls, Bernie could feel the wind blows on his face. They almost see the cover inflate a little near Bernie 's head.
- Oh no those smells says Bernie disgusting while the 2 girls laughs at him. He was coughing a lot and he didn’t notice they are 2 to fart at him. Now he is not so far from KO but he continues to breathe to please her lover.
Cindy’s mother was very proud of the panty burner she have released under the cover and laugh to the tears sure that it will stink a long time, she stay a little to hear the boy breathe her gas. It is so cute to see him doing exactly what they want. She smile and whispered at her daughter.
- You got to finish him, i think you must fart directly on his nose.
- You think so ?
- Yes, with the diet i made for you. He will not resist 3 or 4 more farts and believe
me, he'll continue to smell them for over a week in his nostrils.
That’s a great idea think Cindy but she got to turn it on Bernie so that he agreed. After all, she would make it even if he don’t want.
- Bernie … says Cindy with a sadistic voice. I just want to move on you. You have nothing to worry about, you still love me did you ?
- Bernie ’s mind was focus only to breathe. And unfortunately for him he says yes.
Cindy’s mother makes a thumbs up. Then Cindy move and sat on the boy ‘s face in an inverse position with Bernie in her back. She roll the cover around her hips to sealed again the “gas chamber” making the space under cover as tiny as she can, and starting to concentrate, she then think that Bernie could breathe trough his mouth to avoid the stink, she take one of her sox, gave him and ordered him to get it in his mouth so that he prove he really love her, after he did it, she bent a little her chest back and move her ass smoothly to feel Bernie ‘s nose right under her asshole.
- NNIt ‘s NNhot MM, says Bernie mumbling.
- Oh wait a minute, the hotter is to come she answered.
- Now Bernie breathe, says Cindy, i want to feel the air you breathe passed in my
ass crack. Oooooh yessssssss she said as he start to breathe the harder he can.
- No no, not so quick, you must take some deep long breath, sloooowwwwlllly, that ‘s right she said as he execute.
She continue to concentrate a few seconds then smile, the rumbling in her belly made a very loud noise and were promising for a voluminous one “hu ho she think, sorry for you pretty boy”. She bent back a little clenched her fists close her eyes, relax her cheeks, wait a second for Bernie to inspire…… and drop a long and loud blowing fart that last almost 10 seconds (and believe me, it‘s long ten seconds) braaappppapappprrrrrrrrrpppprrrrppppp her cheeks were vibrating on Bernie ’s face and she put it directly inside Bernie ’s nostrils that is still breathing deeply.
- Aaaaaaoooooooohhhhhhh, YES, go Bernie breathe it, breathe deeply she ordered, it’s so good to feel your nose breathing between my cheeks.
She was laughing as he still breathe, she remember the one she made before the family arrive. The smell must now be extraordinary stinking under the cover but for her safe, Bernie breathe it all. She giggle as she feel another one coming “again, again” she shout and drop another one 10 seconds long prrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuupppppp , she pumps it right up his nose and lungs filling his nostrils with her nasty gas.
- You must remember these forever pretty boy.
Her mother was just about to laugh and applause her silently. But something missing, they don’t hear Bernie ’s please for mercy anymore.
Cindy turn the cover to see Bernie 's face and the smell hit them. Cindy quickly turn the cover back and they now saw the little Bernie KO in the bed.
- Yeah you did it said Cindy’s mother pinching her nose. Phewwww he got to really love you to endure that.
- Yes said Cindy smiling and saying Me : 1 – fart smeller : 0.
The end
Wow, I'm a little bit surprised to see people giving Troy flak on this one. Plenty of people like the humiliating power exchange side of facesitting. To people who are into this aspect of it the idea of farting (or worse!) as a tool for humiliation can be quite erotic--even if only as an idea.
Put the average person in here and they'd probably call all of us freaks--even the "normal" people who just like the idea of a woman rubbing her ass in their face. ;)
Tossing in my $0.02, and wishing everyone happy days,
cj
Kyle_Narshadaa
11-18-2003, 6:34 AM
Originally posted by boriszeke
naked she hovers above you, orders your mouth wide open and cupped tightly over her anus as she threatens your castration. After farting in your sorry mouth you are ordered to rim her hole for any fart juice as she giggles in your face.
fart juice ??? haha
boriszeke is quite the graphic character ! :D
Highheel Lover
11-18-2003, 6:47 AM
Hey I consider it "part of the territory"..if it happens, oh well...I think sometimes in the heat of the moment...it's ok by me....:D
troytanderson
11-18-2003, 2:11 PM
wow....I thought this post thread ended MONTHS AND MONTHS ago! lol
fionabrown
11-18-2003, 8:19 PM
This is a really funny thread
Personally I think farting on someone would be amusing although rather unpleasant (yes you can have those 2 things at the same time)
We should start a new forum about bringing threads back to life:()
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Christine
11-30-2003, 9:33 AM
yes billy im a french girl. By the way, a very interesting story.
Billyzen
12-01-2003, 5:18 AM
Cool que tu ai répondu, en fait j'aimerais bien que tu m'en dises plus sur toi et sur tes pets :), ce serait sympa de commencer une correspondance donc je te laisse mon adresse e mail pour que tu puisses m'en dire un peu plus si tu le veut. billyz1@libertysurf.fr . Je pourrais t'envoyer mes histoires directement (elles sont en anglais mais vu ton niveau je crois que ça ne posera pas de probleme). Si tu preferes, on peu tchatcher ici en Français, Anglais, Russe, Espagnol, Italien (non je déconne juste Français ou anglais)
Billy Zen
L'esclave de tes pets
Here is another one from me
Elevator fantasies.
(another fiction with me aka Bernie)
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Jessica was the kind of girl Bernie think about each night. She seem to be out of a dream, almost as tall as him with long legs ended by a magnificent ass. She has a lovely figure with long curly blond hair. In fact she really looks like a goddess living in the same building of Bernie. Each time he cross her path in the stairs or elevator, his heart collapse from sheer excitement. As he always said to himself, he would jump from a bridge for one kiss of this beauty.
Bernie lives in this great town with a lot of business buildings and non stop elevators. All his pay passing in his rent but this allows him to see 2 times a day the beauty of his dreams. First, each morning as they take elevator to go work. Then by the end of the day, sometimes he wait 2 hours for her to arrive and with a big smile run threw the elevator just in time to spend this 2 minutes with her inside. Sometimes he manage to be alone with her but even if there are other people, he feel like the only man on earth focusing on her perfect body. Jessica hasn't got a boyfriend, he could assure it because he discreetly follows her most of the time on week end.
On that day, Jessica went in the elevator with her black tight dress and high heels, she was tired and have had a hard day at work, she quickly smile as the young man run in the elevator almost hitting into her. This guy seem to be late everywhere he goes.
Jessica feel her bowels inflate one more time as a huge load of gas fight in his lower intestines to get freedom. She was retaining it since she leave her office and now can't wait to get in her apartment to release all the smelly farts she has.
"Hooooo that's kickin' in" she minded.
They were alone in the elevator, Bernie was quiet and she stops a phone call, "enough of work for today she thought" the muffled noise of the engine bringing up the elevator only break the silence. Jessica let her bag drop at her feet to rest her arm.
She looks down and then at him plunging her eyes in his and say "could you step out of my handbag please". Bernie was in shock, he haven't see he was stepping on it, not with all foot but only a little.
- Excuse me i am sorry miss and he get on his knees to start washing it .............
That 's the time when she minded "why don't fart in your face to let some pressure go" this make her smile wide. The boy was trying to erase his foot marks on her leather bag but couldn't. She told him to get up and he continue to excuse himself.
- Ho i am really sorry miss, if i can do something .............. i can pay for the dressing to get it wash.
- Her brain made one turn, she want to try it nevermind for the rest. Ohhh yes, you can do something she said in a "i own you" tone.
He was paralysed by this beauty, almost hypnotised. She press a little on his shoulders to make him kneel again at her feet, then slowly turn her back. Bernie have her ass in plain sight, this perfect ass he dream about each night, now 20 inches from his face, he could see she has no panties on, maybe a thong?
- Wha .. what are you doing he said hesitantly.
- It's OK don't worry she respond and with that step back and softly took his head in her hands to gently press it on her ass, slowly she wiggle her round buns so his nose goes deep between her covered cheeks. The thin material of her dress stretching to let it go farther in her crack.
"Aren't you on a good place there?" She asked him.
Bernie could smell a scent of a particular strong aroma between her cheeks something like rotten cabbage. Her cheeks were firm and soft, sort of forcing his eyes closed he didn't care about the smell so glad he was to be in that position.
- Yes... yes ... of course he respond but this is just a little difficult to breathe.
- Oh you will love the next episode then, i have a present for you and she start giggling.
With that she took his ears and hold his head pressed on her ass, contract her belly and strained only a little to let out the monster fart that was knocking on her back door for so long. It sound like a huge 4 seconds one for her feeling it reverberate against his face but for Bernie who have his nose buried in her crotch, it's like if Godzilla have made a hole in the elevator, her cheeks blap blaping on his eyes with a deep baritone sound and a smell he compare to an old recipe of leftover steamed cabbage. Contrarily to what she thought, he didn't struggle to free his head but instead stay there breathing her fumes with deep sniffs, she feel his breath through her dress and he is really cooling the zone sniffing like a mad.
- Ho my; but you seem to like it? How can you handle the smell of my farts, this one could kill a horse!
He didn't respond so glad he was and continue to breathe her strong stinky gas that was still deeply impregnate in her gorgeous ass. She decided to let him go because inside she start to feel some power over the situation.
After 30 seconds of breathing her fumes, Bernie start to see stars but he didn't complain. The elevator have just done half the way to her floor. She ask him "You seem to like it so much, do you want more of my farts"?
"YES oh YES" he replied.
- Then you got to deserve it ... she said with a delightful grin on her face. "Ask for it, beg me to fart on your face."
She turn half to see him in the eyes above her shoulder.
Bernie explode in a prey for her to let it go on him. She interrupt his non stop pleas saying in a sexy tone "OK, boy where do you prefer mouth or nose?"
Nose he respond instantly.
- I bet you'll say that she said.
She place him as before kneeling behind her and hikes her dress to her hips to give him the best smelly gas she could. She was wearing a magnificent white thong and put it aside waiting for Bernie to put his nose at the right place, Bernie see a nice skid mark on the string at the asshole level, she must have farted all day long in it or haven't change those panties for a long time. Then she bent, she feel the nose of the young man place tightly against her sphincter so now her colon was in conduct with his lungs, the only thing separating them was his nostrils that she suddenly want to fill with her gas.
She announce "ohhhh big one" and ppprrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuufffffffffffffttttttttttt tt made a long dry fart inhaled entirely by the young man sniffing in her asshole.
She whistle and add "woooaah smell it man", she released her grip on his head, she don't have to hold him to sniff he is doing it alone. This second one must have stunk really bad. She was on a really gassy day and knows what her farts smell, she have done it more than thirty times today at work, hopefully she was alone in her big office, it must be those steamed cabbages she eat at 12h, it has always done that. So far she could remember, she win at fart contest with her father at only 11.
The elevator slowed down and stop. She have put her dress in a good way and the boy have stepped up readjusting his clothes quickly. Nothing could be sniff in the air, he have completely absorb the 2 huge farts she made and now she could see his eyes glazing and turning red. This makes her laugh softly as an old man enter at the 28th floor, he was wearing sports wear and push the button to go down. Finally the elevator stop at the 39th. She step out of the elevator and disappear in a low walking rate exaggerating her ass moves for the young man to appreciate. Bernie was stunned, everything happen so fast he couldn't do anything but he was in real heaven and after the elevator stops at the 41st he leaves it and head to his apartment with a big smile. He could still smell her farts in his nose.
He fantasise about her all night long and rethinking about what happen in the elevator made him so horny. He couldn't wait for tomorrow to see her again in the elevator.
Jessica have a very gassy night and each time she farted loud and long under the sheets, she laughs rethinking of the young man and hopping he was with her in bed just for the pleasure to push his head under and make him smell her terrible gas.
Next morning, Jessica haven't got to fart, she have release all this smelly gas that cabbage gives her during the night. She was sure of that because when she leaves her bed she get a quick whiff of the dead air capture under the cover and she almost puke. She will need to make her maid servant change those today. She can't wait to see the boy this morning in the elevator, only to see how he looks at her now, she don't have gas so she will not fart on him today, anyway the elevator is full on morning, but maybe tonight she will have a little something for him.
Bernie met his dream in the elevator, his world illuminated when she entered at the 39th but there was so many people that he can't even see her ass from where he was.
She didn't even smile at him, he was all broken and went to work very sad.
The day passed and Bernie didn't smile much so sad he was, he get back home soon this day, he was waiting for the elevator to come when he see at his side was standing Jessica waiting too for the elevator.:)
Billyzen
12-01-2003, 5:20 AM
The doors open and they enter without a word. Once inside, Bernie hesitate a second then tell her, "i really appreciate what you did yesterday". He was waiting for her to comment but she only turn her face to him and with a disdain look reply "i know". Nothing else ... Bernie want to say something but the way she speak to him completely off balance him and he feel sad again thinking he will never feel the joy again to put his nose far in her ass to receive her gust of gas in his face.
But just before living the elevator, she turn to him and said "at my apartment tonight at 9, don't be late"
Bernie was on time and wait at her door. He prepare for knocking when she open the door. She was splendid, with her hair dressed in a sophisticated style and a split dress showing her long legs and the magnificent ass she has.
"Get in" she tell him with a friendly voice, "take a sit, do you want to drink something"
- Huuu yes Coke please.
She came back with a coke and a glass of champagne. And sit besides him, very close looking his face knowing he will accept to kill someone to get what he want from her.
- Tell me Bernie, since when do you fantasise on my fartings?
- Since the first time we met, i start wondering of it and in fact Jessica i will do anything for you if you agree to facefart me.
- That 's what i wanted to hear Bernie. Let me think about it ..... yes it's ok. You are not my kind of guy but it's so cute to feel your nose inside my ass when i make big farts. I also want you to make me cum with your tongue each time i ask for it. That 's not arguable. Are you OK with that?
- Yes Jessica.
- Ho by the way, you may have to lick my feet too. It 's a really big turn on for me.
Bernie's face turn a little red.
- Ahem, listen ... please ... Jessica, i really want to smell your farts but i have a little problem with the idea to lick any feet. It 's just a bad memory i got from my kid years.
- You know what Bernie ........ i start to feel some good ones coming, if you not agree with the feet part of the contract, i will find someone else ......
"This will help you to decide" and with that she lean on one side and push, there was only silence and then ppppppprrrrrrruuuuuuuffffffftttttttt made an enormous fart.
- Haaaaaa she said in relief see what you are wasting right now, don't be fool, my feet are sweet enough for your tongue, come on say yes and rush your nose in there it stink so much ..... "ho ho" she said pointing her ass with her finger. "ho ho listen, brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaapppppppptttttttt a loud cracking sound, oh poor boy you are loosing all i prepare for you only for a stupid fear of my feet.
Bernie rush to his knees at her feet and beg her to turn her ass so he can sniff it.
- Don't hurry up things she said. Swear to lick my feet when i ask you to.
- Yes yes yes i swear to lick them he respond.
- Good boy she said turning her ass to him, don't worry; i keep the best ones for now.
She make him fall on the sofa and lock his head in an embrace with her buns his nose perfectly positioned to smell her gasses.
"Here it comes Bernie, smell deep and don't waste a single breath" with that she push an incredibly long and hot series of farts all accompanied with her killer sulphur smell.
This last 20 good minutes with all styles of farts put in his nose. After the last one finish to evaporate in his brain, she leave him on the sofa and goes to her bedroom telling him to come.
He joined her in the bedroom where she was lying on the bed.
- Now, i want you to lick me here she said spreading her cunt with her fingers and if you do it right, i will fart on your nose as you make me come.
He jump on the bed and set on his back, she slowly mount his face placing her pussy in contact with his mouth and her ecstasy began.
Now 15 minutes of high speed and slow motion tongue licking, Bernie feel her reach an orgasm but she still want some more and stay perched on his face. As a reward, she push a long fart right on his nose, sounded like pppprrrrrrrrrrrouuuuuuuuuuuffffffffff. Her moans of pleasure were divide between the farts she push on him and the supreme licking he was doing.
- Does it stink she asked? I hope this will not perturb you and that you can continue to lick my pussy.
- Oh no, it smell divine i can continue.
- Alright then taste this one baby she reply with a smile. And Brooooouffffffppprrrpp made a 3 seconds one. "Come on keep licking" she said.
She start laughing and fart more and more with each laugh. Phhhrriip, proooott, brrrrratttttt.
- This sounds good for me she said.
- Oh it stinks, it 's too bad, let me take some air Bernie pleased.
- You are not going anywhere, stay where you are and inhale my farts. Brooouuupppp "ho my god" this one burnt my asshole, is your nose safe she said laughing?
She couldn't stop laughing and Bernie continue his oral favor, she start to feel it coming slowly and move on his face humping on it describing circles. She released two more bombs and then collapse in a shout of pleasure, Bernie have find the G point, he continue to lick her pussy the deeper he can getting close whiffs at all she send to him. She finally reach her fourth orgasm with a loud shout, her juices flowing into Bernie's mouth wide open. She has fall on the bed in exhaustion, Bernie reaching out of her thighs to get some air. She haven't done anything but the way he lick her was so good she feel like she had run a marathon. No man ever licked her pussy like he did.
Her belly was calm now unaware of the mayhem that has took place a little under. She leave the bed and retie her long hair with an elastic. She headed to the kitchen all naked.
- Take some rest, she said , i will be back on you soon.
Bernie was tired too, he gave a great effort and sniff so much gas he didn't struggle more to fall asleep. Later that night, he was awoken by something, he open his eyes only to see the gorgeous ass of Jessica near his face. She was sitting on his chest and now pointing her asshole in his direction.
- Ah at least you awoke said Jessica. It 's 4:30 AM and as we don't work today i guess we can have fun. In fact only me can have fun but i think you still like the smell of my farts don't you?
Bernie couldn't see her, he only hear her as her ass was on his face wiggling to get the perfect alignment between his nose and her pink ring.
- Know what, i cook some steam cabbages while you sleep, those who gives me the helluva gas you taste in the elevator Thursday. I eat two plates of those. Now 3 hours later they are really doing numbers on me. You know Bernie you are a very good licker, let's see if you re still a good sniffer.
Bernie was in heaven again, he close his mouth shut and start to breathe through his nose. She start with a low ppfrfrfrffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr an SBD that singe his nose hair. The smell was unbearable even for Bernie that love this thing. She was touching her tits while she released her inhuman stench on him with her eyes closed and a little grinny smile.
The end
Queen AdyBa
12-07-2003, 6:21 AM
I'll be honoured to serve you the same way you mention !!
Your boyfriend is so lucky !!
:cry: :mad: :fart:
lightfles
10-15-2007, 6:33 PM
through her jeans because it holds the scent in your face longer.
JRWHITTWARRIOR
10-15-2007, 6:47 PM
i chose forced by another girl...even though i wouldn't need to be forced...but i like being forced to do stuff and i would be even deeper in her ass that way :)
suffocated1
10-16-2007, 12:59 AM
This is sad. A four year-old post!
Scorparium
10-16-2007, 1:18 AM
wow this post is OLD!!
undrneath1
10-16-2007, 3:33 AM
they ought to ban people who dig up old threads :xmad:
walkonme
10-16-2007, 3:39 AM
i didn't get to vote... but if there is a woman near atlanta that wants to fart on my face.. i'm all hers.. don't much care how.. just the fact that she is on my face and enjoying herself is all i need!!
tom242
10-17-2007, 4:27 PM
She's completely naked and does it right on your face so you can feel it
:)
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