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Patrician
04-23-2009, 2:12 PM
Hello all- may I say what a pleasure it is to find people as twisted as myself!

I was wondering what type of woman you would like to force you to smell Her farts? Is there a particular celebrity who seems the perfect Dominant Woman and Fartress for you?

It won't surprise you to hear that I have thought about this a lot! There are many I dream of, but the thing they have in common is perfection. There could be no greater honour than breathing in the powerful scent of a beautiful, elegant, dominant woman; one so gorgeous that few would believe that She could fart at all, let alone force a simpering male to sample and admire Her odorous offerings!

Kate Beckinsale- What could be more delightful than being held hostage under this Goddess' will, and under Her perfect bottom? Imagine Her pushing you to the floor with Her perfect bare feet; delicately slipping Her sweaty knickers down her slim, glossy thighs, before thrusting them into your eager mouth; and then roughly mounting your unworthy face, wriggling Her lovely pert bottom to make Herself comfortable, and pressing Hot, prickly Pussy into you face. Think of your joy as you feel the soft folds of Her divine Sex moisten against your chin; think of the rich, musky smell of Her delicious little anal rose as She forces it against your nose. The ecstatic thrill you would feel, as She loosed a long, proud and rich fart into your face, pressing it into your senses, and forcing you to taste and admire the full fragrance of Her beautiful fart. Her mocking laughter would be sweet music, as She relaxes onto your face, easing out all of Her stored gas, treating you to delicious, feminine, fart after fart.

Monica Bellucci- A sophisticated, mature, European Woman; She would be lying naked but for Her dark stockings and Her rough, lacy suspenders, spread out on Her bed as She waits to enslave you. You would offer no disobedience, and She would waste no time in separating Her voluptuous buttocks as She sits firmly on your face. You would savour the bristle of Her full Italian bush on your skin, and sniff furtively at the rich scent of heavy perfume and sweat from Her ample bottom. She would take time to get completely comfortable, and light a cigarette, drawing on it unhurriedly. Then, your face would tremble as She let rip a powerful, rich fart into your nose, clamping Her beautiful Anus against your nose as She did. She would demand that you savour and appreciate the gift of Her farts, fully, and you would stammer to compliment their heavenly scent to Her. She would perhaps pour Herself a glass of Sassicaia, and settle Her arse back down onto your face.

Emily Rossum- I can't explain it, but I just want Her sitting on my face!

Anyone else have any favorites?

Patrician
04-28-2009, 3:50 PM
Can't believe that the 300+ persons who have read this thread do not fantasize about it.

Don't be shy! Which lovely Ladies would you like to sit astride your unworthy face, and treat you to their beautifully perfumed, womanly farts?

Sharing is liberation!

eyeheartass
04-28-2009, 6:25 PM
I totally agree with Monica Bellucci...I'd also love to have Natalie Portman sit on my face as well...yummmy.

insoleforfem
04-29-2009, 1:25 AM
I dream to breath in the ass of Victoria Beckam and Eva Longoria !

Patrician
04-29-2009, 3:00 AM
Good calls! So what is it about these Women that would make you favour and savour their farts, especially?

noser
04-30-2009, 9:35 AM
Jessica Biel is my favorite

jvoyeur2003
04-30-2009, 4:09 PM
Ms.Emma Watson would be my 'Air-Scat' Goddess !!! With her farting in my nose and mouth she would inevitably giggle and beam that broad Sweet smile of hers. Dominance is NOT the rule here, she knows I am the instigator of this naughty game we play, and am devilishly always seeking to somehow own a part of her - eating off her plate when she isn't looking, licking her fingers and in between her toes, and other things not necessary to mention (you know where I'm leading). Thanks for asking, Patrician !!!

Tad
04-30-2009, 6:32 PM
For me, there could be no more wonderful thing in life than to smell the farts of the beautiful Miss Lizz, the undisputed Fart Queen.
Tad

Patrician
05-03-2009, 12:39 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/28/article-1173949-04B16849000005DC-72_468x704.jpg

How about Carla Bruni, first lady of France, and Princess Letizia of Spain?

Nowhere else could one find two such elegant, beautiful, superior women! Be sure that they would treat you with outright contempt- barely noticing you as they beheld each other's perfect selves. They might take drinks from you without acknowledging your existence. They would consider your faltering attempts to engage them as the unwelcome interruption of a mere peasant!

You could admire their firm buttocks and perfect legs all you liked- they are above you.

Until Madame Carla needs to fart! Unworthy though you may be, She would enjoy displaying Her dominant feminine power to Her rival, Princess Letizia, and would certainly push you to your knees before raising Her tight pencil skirt, revealing her skimpy thong as She pushed her divine arse into your eager face! The beauty and perfume of the potent fart that She would honour you with would be beyond your comprehension! You would struggle to articulate your gratitude, as the aristocratic Ladies smirked at you!

The Princess, of course, would not be outdone by Her French counterpart, and your nose would be thrust straight into the depths of Her toned arse, rubbing against the musky roughness of her G-string; your head covered by Her skirt! She would gift you royal fart after royal fart, as Carla and Her laughed at you, musically! Naturally, you would be forced to savour and admire their delicious scents until they had quite finished humiliating you, and had grown bored.

You would then be sent away.

womensdoormat
05-05-2009, 9:49 AM
Goldie Hawn, as gorgeous and sexy now as she was 40 years ago, she could also trample me under her high heels too

SexyMissLizz
05-05-2009, 5:38 PM
For me, there could be no more wonderful thing in life than to smell the farts of the beautiful Miss Lizz, the undisputed Fart Queen.
Tad
Oh wow I wish I would have checked this thread sooner. I am deeply flattered! Thank you Tad : )

(((HUGS)))
Lizzy - Queen Of Farts

Tad
05-06-2009, 2:57 AM
Thanks for being with us as much as you are dear Miss Lizz. It is always a wonderful treat to hear from you.
Love,
Tad

Patrician
05-07-2009, 10:11 AM
Heart warming!

Anybody else have a woman they would like to worship with nose and tongue?

Patrician
05-23-2009, 12:32 PM
Come on now! I know that there are many of you who, like me, whenever they see a beautiful, elegant Woman, wonder what life would be like under Her gorgeous ass, savouring the occassional treat of Her delicious farts!

Do please share! We the unworthy should show solidarity in our devotion to Superior Women!

Rostand
05-24-2009, 2:15 AM
Well, Christina Ricci, of course...now and always!!! :D

graveuk
05-25-2009, 10:32 AM
Shakira for me she could sit her bubble butt on my face and fart all day, but in the real world any black bbw/ssbw would do fine.

bootyholesniffer
05-29-2009, 4:43 PM
any woman in the world

simon
06-12-2009, 8:03 AM
Hillary Clinton......You'd sure get a LOAD of BULLSHIT

macrina
06-12-2009, 12:45 PM
Emaneulle Sieger, from the film Bitter Moon, and Paris Hilton.

Patrician
06-12-2009, 1:33 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/155iesg.jpg

Christina Hendricks.

I want to spend- literally- a day underneath this Woman's arse. I want Her to crush my face into Her heavenly bottom, with the full weight of Her voluptuous body on top of me. I would lay there in bliss, sniffing and savouring Her mysterious, feminine scent; lying in blackness and thinking of Her awe-inspiring breasts, Her moist lips, the perfect Pussy just beyond the stretched, itchy fabric of Her lace knickers.

I would feel Her reading Her magazines, hear her listening to music and talking to Her friends on the telephone, all while I sweltered under the stifling heat, pressure and fragrant muskiness of Her divine rear. I would murmur how beautiful and powerful She was, and how lucky I felt, into the silent heat of Her beautiful sex. She would ignore me, as is correct, and just shuffle to make Herself more comfortable.

Occasionally- paying me no more attention- She would fart, calmly and contentedly, into my face. What joy! What a treat! I would waste not a moment in sniffing Her arse, desperately smelling and savouring the full fragrance and body of Her delicious fart. I would try to kiss Her hot and moist crotch, but my mouth would not move.

Perhaps She would laugh at me? But I would console myself. My Goddess would want to fart again. After perhaps an hour of my lying underneath Her arse. Maybe two...

boo_boo_boo
06-21-2009, 6:40 AM
peaches geldof, something about spoiled bratty girls who would look down there nose at you

V_Slayer
06-21-2009, 7:02 AM
Well, i got quitte a few that i fantasize myself about too and some of them are allready mentioned though, but here are my favs:

* Ashley Massaro
* Eliza Dushku
* Jessica Alba
* Jessica Biel
* Kate Beckinsale
* Mickey James

boo_boo_boo
06-21-2009, 7:25 AM
hey my email is punchandtickle@hotmail.co.uk if any of you fart fans want to chat to me about it, good to make friends with intrests similer

pathos
07-09-2009, 11:54 PM
scarlett johanson, uma thurman and sasha gray

boo_boo_boo
07-11-2009, 7:28 AM
beth ditto, sidonia von bork as well

Patrician
07-20-2009, 11:44 AM
Please share with us what it is about these Women that you particularly admire, and how you would wish to serve Them.

I keep thinking of the immaculately beautiful and the haughtily arrogant Eva Green. I would love to be summoned by a silver bell to Her bedroom, to service Her. She would be laying outstretched beneath a thin silk sheet, Her magnificent breasts exposed proudly, Her slender neck glittering with pearls, and Her makeup precisely applied. Without looking at me, She would take a sip of a glass of Krug, spread Her long legs, and point to Her Sex, beneath the sheet.

My heart pounding, I would climb underneath the sweet scented canopy, wriggling eagerly between Her endless, statuesque legs. I would reach the warmth and powerful musk of Her divine, delicious, hairy French Cunt. I would breathe in Her rich fragrance with reverance and love. Unimpressed, She would roughly pull my unworthy head into the heavenly valley of Her dominant, Feminine Sex, and command me to lick Her.

I would lick and kiss and and suck and worship Her Cunt with relish and abandon- Her humble accolyte. I would be able to see nothing but Her shamelessly open Vagina; Her dark, thick bush; the insides of Her perfect thighs; and the hot, stifling bed sheet above. That is all I would or could ever want; I am in love with the Pussy before me, I am Its slave.

After enjoying an hour or so of my adequete worship, and drinking another glass or two of Her Champagne, my Goddess Eva would decide to relieve Her beautiful derriere of some pent up air. Casually, She would pull Her glossy, milky thighs up to Her mighty breasts, and push the gorgeous cheeks of Her voloptuous arse into my awaiting face. Parting Her buttocks, She would firmly press my face into Her bottom, as She skilfully thrust Her anus over my nose. "Sniff, deeply, and admire", She would sternly command. I would sniff and snuffle keenly, savouring the sweaty, feminine scent of Her bottom; before basking in the warmth, perfume and power of Her delicious fart, and its sweet music! She would hold my head firmly in its fortunate and undeserving place, before unleashing another burst of rich anal fragrance- then another! I am in bliss, and in Her power. She would keep me trapped, ensuring that I had enjoyed the full bouquet, benefit and privellage of Her Womanly farts.

Contented, She would roll gently onto Her stomach, Her magnificent, toned arse presented before my hidden head. Without needing Her sharp order, I give Her anus a long, respectful lick, before settling down to hours more of worshipping Her divine rear with my tongue. She would keep me at Her bottom, and at Her sex, under Her sheet, until She fell gently asleep, a smug smile on Her ruby lips.

pantysniffer
08-22-2009, 8:53 AM
Jessica Biel, Sasha Grey & Rihanna. I would love to sniff their asses & beg for a fart to sniff.

macrina
08-22-2009, 1:17 PM
3 lovely girls to sniff there asses.

bootyman2009
08-27-2009, 2:24 PM
I have had my share already and there are plenty of woman who I would love to entertain sniffing their farts but Delilah who I have already sniffed is the absolute best. Her attitude and professionalism is awesome and her ass and Butt frangrance is like no other. You can add Olivia O'lovely, Jennifer Lopez, Alexis Texas to the list but Delilah is #1

Peraz
08-28-2009, 2:25 PM
Not really a celebrity but I want one of my old friend's mother to sit on my face and fart in my mouth.

bootyman2009
08-28-2009, 2:48 PM
Not really a celebrity but I want one of my old friend's mother to sit on my face and fart in my mouth.

Peraz what is it about your friends Mother that attracts you to want her to fart in your mouth? The shape of her Butt? The size of her Butt, The way she looks? Just interested!

ruckstr
08-28-2009, 3:21 PM
I have had my share already and there are plenty of woman who I would love to entertain sniffing their farts but Delilah who I have already sniffed is the absolute best. Her attitude and professionalism is awesome and her ass and Butt frangrance is like no other. You can add Olivia O'lovely, Jennifer Lopez, Alexis Texas to the list but Delilah is #1

I'm with you bootyman. Delilah is the one for me.

LMRaddock
08-29-2009, 9:27 AM
Absolutely Giselle, the Victoria's Secret model. I could worship her forever and be fine with that.

bootyholesniffer
09-03-2009, 7:09 AM
also i'd love for Christel Khalil who plays lily winters on days of our lives she is amazinghttp://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/caprices4lyfe/christel-khalil-picture.jpg

Patrician
09-03-2009, 1:59 PM
Wow. I be happy for Her to use my tongue as Her toilet paper, in some circumstances...

boo_boo_boo
09-03-2009, 10:19 PM
http://blogs.sundaymercury.net/diva-diaries/BethDittoKiss_450x705.jpg

squashmeflat
09-05-2009, 6:36 PM
I would love KELLY CLARKSON to fart in my face and mouth as much as she wants to.

boo_boo_boo
09-06-2009, 4:35 AM
http://www.theenglishmansion.com/assets/tem/images/avatars/mistress_sidonia/Mistress_Sidonia_von_Bork_lg_01.jpg

dillweed126
09-10-2009, 5:46 PM
there is a jessica simpson clip on you tube where she admits to farting while going to bed like under the covers i wood not only beg but pay huge bucks for her to sit on my face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRHrF99RRrw

wally75025
10-10-2009, 6:09 AM
Whoever this girl is. What is her name??
http://grapplinggirls.com/comingpics/natalie051413s.JPG

wally75025
10-10-2009, 6:14 AM
from model mayhem, I had her name somewhere but I would beg for this because I suspect hers are VERY VERY powerful, same with cindy phillips below
http://modelmayhm-5.vo.llnwd.net/d1/photos/081229/12/495930171ebd9.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FpTXDkEdJQk/Rj5wYRVTvRI/AAAAAAAAABE/w4md81dGn9w/s400/dscf0586.jpg

THE-FACE-SEAT
10-18-2009, 6:33 PM
One has to be Megan Fox!!!!!!!!

Patrician
10-19-2009, 11:51 AM
I'm sure that is not a man alive (and very few Women) who would not feel humbled and honoured if Miss Fox ordered them to their knees in order to revere Her rear and sniff Her farts.

I keep thinking about Naomi Campbell, and in the most intimate ways. I don't really think any man is worthy of dreaming of a Woman like Her in such a fashion. But She is so beautiful, so elegant, and so fierce! I would love for Her to be snarling at me with righteous anger and rage; throwing Her knickers at me and slapping my unworthy face brutally. I dream that She would then kick me to the floor, with Her sharp stiletto heel dug into my adoring heart, and stand over me; Her endless, glossy black legs towering above me.

What joy I would feel as She pleasured Herself with Her hungry sex and Her firm black arse riding my worshipping tongue and nose so harshly and ruthlessly! I would press my lucky nose into the crack of Her lewdly presented bottom with fear and awe. Her fart would be the richest gift for my face; the scent of a Goddess and the sound of Her triumph over me: my defeat, Her victory. I would lovingly, gratefully kiss Her perfect anus as a gesture of submission. Praying that my black Empress would tolerate my tongue inside Her once more.

assjack
11-12-2009, 6:49 AM
I would love to lick Eva Mendes' ass. I love the look of superior beauty on her face, and she has the perfect sized ass to match. I would worship her ass by wiping it with my tongue and kissing her anus adoringly. I would beg her to let me eat her pussy, but she would keep my face busy attending to her butt, she would reward my plea for pussy with a fart in my open mouth, and I would thank her.

Mila Kunis and Hayden P, because of their brattiness that would mildly annoy me before I gave way to sublime, submissive adoration.

Also:
Katy Perry and Megan Fox, and the pinnacle of ass worship, JLo.

boo_boo_boo
11-13-2009, 9:47 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00031/Fern_Britton_in_2007_31883t.jpg

something about inhaling an older woman's farts that's so pealing to me

Patrician
11-15-2009, 11:52 AM
I would love to lick Eva Mendes' ass.

Agreed! Eva would find me Her simpering, obedient male slave! My tongue would be Her's to command, and it would be honoured to lovingly slither along Her pungent ass-crack, warmly massaging Her perfect, puckered anus! Her delectable indifference to me would be the sweetest reward; though, of course, I would yearn for Her to unleash a powerful, fragrant fart into my (eagerly sniffing!) nose! What a Woman She is! I'm sure She has a troop of male slaves in reality- I only wish I would serve as Her subservient whipping-boy and as Her lucky toilet paper!

Patrician
01-11-2010, 1:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BANwSrvtEbI

Ronni Ancona...a genuine Goddess, with a face as strict as it is beautiful. Everything about Her is magnificent; Her huge breasts, Her long legs, Her sleek eyes, Her shining hair... I would gleefully devote the rest of my lowly life pampering Her, spoiling Her, and serving Her every whim. I would beg merely to be permitted to kneel before Her as She sat with Her perfect legs crossed; smelling Her sweet scent and praying for a flash of Her deep cleavage or Her luxurious knickers.

If She angrily ordered to the floor in order to push Her divine bottom onto my face, and if She degined to both punish me for my obsessiveness and reward me for my devotion to Her, by treating me to Her proud, perfumed farts...I think my heart would stop.

Peraz
01-15-2010, 10:52 AM
Peraz what is it about your friends Mother that attracts you to want her to fart in your mouth? The shape of her Butt? The size of her Butt, The way she looks? Just interested!

I'm really not sure. She is the kind of woman that I guess most guys wouldn't find attractive. Everything you mentioned I think is pretty much the reason I want to breathe her farts in with my mouth.

Peraz
01-18-2010, 2:16 AM
Oh and I also forgot to mention another thing. It's gonna have to be a SWIM story though.

Anyway

A few years ago SWIM used to visit his friend of an afternoon a couple of times a week. SWIM only came around this time because he knew that his friend's Mum would come home from work at a certain time in the afternoon.

Well one particular afternoon, everything was normal. SWIM's friend's Mum came home and walked into the bathroom with a change of clothes. SWIM always looked forward to going into the bathroom straight afterwards, because there would be a fresh pair of SWIM's friend's Mum's undies on the ground. SWIM walks in, and notices her shoes with them little see through socks that look like stockings inside her shoes. So SWIM picked one of the socks and sniffed it. It had a powerful smell to it, but the fact that this woman's feet had been sweating in them all day made SWIM hard. SWIM turned it inside out and put it in his mouth. He attempted to suck the taste out of them but they smelled so much. This only made SWIM happier, so he picked up the other one and put it in his mouth so all he could taste was his friend's Mum's smelly feet.

While SWIM was sucking on these delicious nylon sock things, he noticed a pair of his friend's Mum's undies on the ground, which he picked up and put against his face so that the part that made contact with his friend's Mum's pussy was making contact with his tongue. He licked and sucked on the dried pee and pussy juice on her undies, then picked up the shoes that had the sweaty nylon sock things in them. One of them he put over his mouth and the other one over his nose, so that all he could taste was his friend's Mum's smelly feet, her delicious pussy and all he could breathe was the smell of her feet. After a good 5 minutes, SWIM looked back at the undies and noticed a brown spot right where his friend's Mum's asshole would have been. She had obviously done a wet fart that day and followed through. SWIM sniffed the brown spot to be sure it really was shit, and it smelled exactly like what he imagined shit to smell like. There was no doubt that the brown spot WAS her shit. SWIM then licked and sucked on the brown spot for another few good minutes, then ended up taking the pair of undies home with him that night, for the purpose of sniffing and licking the taste out of them, especially the little shit stain. SWIM made sure he went to sleep with the shit stained part in his mouth. The next day, SWIM went back there and returned the undies. SWIM has never tasted ANYTHING as good as his friend's Mum's shit (if that counts as tasting her shit.)

That 'SWIM guy', was a very lucky guy. From 'his' experience, I am 100% sure that I would definitely breathe this woman's farts in with my mouth. I badly want to be her human toilet.

hannihan3
01-27-2010, 3:55 AM
madonna deffo or miss lizzy !!!!!

LeeRoyX
01-29-2010, 3:28 AM
jennifer love hewitt

Patrician
02-18-2011, 10:11 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/24/article-1089002-01A50F5500000578-326_468x628.jpg

As Her new male assistant and plaything, Lisa Snowdon insists that I arrive promptly at Her dressing room at 15.30 hrs, each afternoon. She then instructs me to kneel before Her long bare legs, and to listen attentively in silence while She gives me a long lecture on Female superiority and the subservience and obedience that She expects from Her men.

If I have remained still and quiet, and my eyes have not strayed over Her beautiful body, Miss Snowdon will then present Her shoes for me to lick. After perhaps ten minutes of this, She will instruct me to kiss and nuzzle Her faultlessly athletic legs. If, after about half an hour, She requires further adoration, then She will remove Her knickers and order me to worship Her delicious pussy and warm anus with my tongue.

Whether She is content with my performance or not, Miss Snowdon invariably kicks me to the floor, to enjoy at least an hour of heavy, nude facesitting; with my unworthy face crushed into Her hot, dominant crotch. If my Mistress feels particularly sensual, She will treat me to a number of Her fragrant farts, which I must savour and compliment. This relaxes and empowers Her while putting me in my place.

Today, I arrive breathless at 15.32 and 14 seconds. Miss Snowdon is very, very angry.

zoezane
03-27-2011, 9:55 AM
Hello there, fart lovers. I finally made it over here. It was such a honor to fart on a birthday cake on the Howard Stern Show. I'm Zoe Zane aka Fetish Diva Diamond from San Jose, California/Silicon Valley/Southbay. It's real and I do fart on my male slaves in San Jose. POOF POOF POOF! It makes me laugh how they love my smelly farts in their mouths. HA HA HA

Billyzen
03-27-2011, 1:13 PM
Patrician, your descriptions and short "nouvelles" are really interesting. Can't wait to see your next plot.

noser
03-27-2011, 4:09 PM
Jessica Biel, Doutzen Kroes, Jillian Wagner, Megan Fox, Arianny Celeste and Willa Ford.

boko123
05-17-2011, 4:45 PM
Katie and Pipper middleton :)

Patrician
05-18-2011, 2:21 AM
God yes, I would love to spend a whole night with my nose buried in both of their musky cracks in turn.

undrneath1
05-19-2011, 7:51 PM
Catia Carvalho

eagleman1
05-26-2011, 12:43 AM
Kim Kardashian and Carrie Ann Inaba can sit on my face full weight and fart deep down my throat any day!!

Sniffurfarts
08-06-2011, 3:47 PM
Would be a dream come true to inhale mizz liz farts all day long. She is the greatest and i love her farts xx

KCFaceCushion
08-07-2011, 5:45 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/28/article-1173949-04B16849000005DC-72_468x704.jpg

How about Carla Bruni, first lady of France, and Princess Letizia of Spain?

TASTY!!! When do I eat?

KCFaceCushion
08-07-2011, 5:59 PM
Katie and Pipper middleton :)

Yessir! I'd be fine with either one, but I'll be a mate and not go after Katie.
Pippa on the other hand...HELLS YEAH!

http://cdn04.okcdn.okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pippa_middleton_april29.jpg

KCFaceCushion
08-07-2011, 6:10 PM
You may actually have a chance if you're a fan of Kelly Divine...

http://spizzyblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/kellz20.jpg

How could you pass that ASS up?

KCFaceCushion
08-07-2011, 6:13 PM
Like me sum Alexis Texas as well...Although, I'm not sure if she's into brothas tho. Maybe she just doesn't mix business with pleasure.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/631458/81084586.jpg

Patrician
11-04-2011, 1:03 PM
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/nov2011/0/6/berenice-marlohe-pic-pa-829971218.jpg

New Bond Girl Berenice Marlohe.

I yearn to lie at Her beautiful feet, between Her towering legs. I would be Her slave, obeying Her every command without hesitation, and anticipating Her every whim with dedication. It would be an honour merely to sniff the musky gusset of Her dirty knickers, or to lick Her perfect toes while She ignores me, but...to feel the weight of Her heavenly bottom on my face, and to savour Its scent would be ecstasy. The warmth and perfume of Her elegant fart would be gifts from a Goddess, and I would bathe in them blissfully as I worshipped Her delicious crack with my tongue.

Patrician
11-11-2011, 10:29 AM
http://www.glamourvanity.com/images/angelina-jolie-filming-the-tourist-in-paris.jpg

If any of you who worship beautiful, superior Women have not checked out "The Tourist", then you should: Angelina Jolie's character will give you a rock-hard erection for the duration. She is so elegant, sophisticated, confident and Feminine that She just demands to be worshipped. The scene where the police on stakeout track Her lovely bottom as She sways it down the street, and debate whether She is wearing underwear, is fabulous.

It must take a phenomenal amount of time and effort to maintain such a beautifully groomed appearance, and I would love to take all of it on my Mistress Angelina's behalf. Just to be in Her elegant, poised and perfumed presence would make me feel squirminshly inferior, and the least I could do would be to fall on the floor at Her perfect heels, and beg to serve Her. I could wash and iron Her priceless clothes and Her sexy lingerie. I could brush Her glorious hair as She relaxes with Her long eyelashes closed. I could draw Her baths, scent the water and massage Her as She soaks blissfully. I could paint Her toenails, and I would delight in shaving Her long legs.

And, of course, I would worship Her more directly. I would fall at Her feet when She returned home, licking Her strappy shoes and Her sweaty toes with love. Hopefully, She would decide to relax and treat Herself by sitting on my face. I would love to smell Her perfect ass and pampered pussy through Her lacy g-string, or even through Her tight pencil skirt. But having Her warm and musky cracks pressed firmly into my silly face would be the best. I would exhaust my tongue in deference to such a Woman, praying only to please Her. Oh, to have such a stylish, immaculate and sophisticated Woman fart in my face! The sheer heaven of savouring Her most intimate gifts to me.

I would press my nose between Her firm buttocks and breathe Her scent deeply. I would write sonnets to Her farts and in Her honour, hoping only that She might roll Her eyes and smile, and treat me to more!

vandino
02-06-2012, 9:26 PM
Keani Cochelle!! 6'1", 175lbs, 36-29-47. I would gladly be the fart cushion to this Amazon! She covers all the bases for me: Athelete, former college basketball forward turned boxer so you know she's strong. Amazing thighs and a big swinging booty. I'm in love.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FQaX3ZE-yBI/THhIF4vm4NI/AAAAAAAAB1I/_GHZAtkEjtI/s1600/Keani+Cochelle.jpg

Source: musicallysinful.com

vandino
02-06-2012, 9:39 PM
Here's a few more pics of this bootylicious Amazon. Her stats say 175lbs, but looking at these pictures I'm guessing 200+ lbs is more realistic.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xEGYxqPnEoc/TgzaqSgHP7I/AAAAAAAAOKk/aS-KQtIfyhQ/s1600/KeaniCochelle3.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CeOw-0XaX-I/TgzavY3m3vI/AAAAAAAAOKs/m7y3UwTB6-0/s1600/KeaniCochelle1.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yK8mKTo_27k/TgzatFrtl0I/AAAAAAAAOKo/52Foi89oxtw/s1600/KeaniCochelle2.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hjMHAn78gH4/TgzcJ-DDpnI/AAAAAAAAOLc/4Q8fZ8iS9R4/s1600/74277_174180235926694_112301975447854_593274_48656 8_n.jpg
Source: http://thewarehous.blogspot.com

http://bestsexybooty.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/keani-cochelle-fhotsauce-21-4.jpg?w=800
Source: http://bestsexybooty.wordpress.com/2011/06/15/sexy-booty-keani-cochelle-dynastyseries-tv/keani-cochelle-fhotsauce-21-4/

http://worldlatinstar.com/wls/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/KC.jpg
http://worldlatinstar.com/wls/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/KC1.jpg
http://worldlatinstar.com/wls/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/small-keani3-3.jpg
Source: http://worldlatinstar.com/wls/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/KC.jpg

http://spizzyblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/keani-chair.jpg
http://spizzyblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/keanishow3.jpg
Source: http://spizzyblog.com/2011/05/31/keani-cochelle-show-magazine-party/

Her website: http://officialkeanicochelle.com/blog/

macrina
02-07-2012, 1:47 PM
Shes BEAUTIFUL. Thank you.