Iraqi Disinformation Ministry

[John]

These guys are cracking me up...I'm waiting for the next announcement from the Iraqi spokesman...

"We have taken over the White House and have Bush in custody. God is great!"

And of course, no chemical weapons over there... ;)

It would be comedy if it wasn't such a shame...

[jump]

If the Iraqis ever enters the US, you will have my support to:

:2guns: 1. Invasion
Invade the homes of all Iraqis in your naighborhood. If no Iraqis live in your naigborhood North Korean, Syrian or Iranian naighbors are ligitimate targets of your invasion also.

:2guns: 2. Bombardment
I have you under suspection of having a few % of French blood in your venes - so of course you are welcome to through organges at the houses for a week or two before you start your invasion.

:2guns: 3. Information
Invite an "embedded" journalist to follow the battle and holding us informed here at the board how far the the battle is moving ahead. Lilldog would be a good choise to prevent complaints that the jounalist is a misinformer.

:2guns: 4. Post invasion
Ask your other naighbors to pay for the demages after your invasion (and cleaning up the organges).

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As I come from a little European country I can only support you with 1 box of oranges and a lot of words :D

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[Steel Etto]

Hell, while I'm in here, I might as well add to this one.

That Information Minister, damn right, it shouldn't be funny - but these days I can't wait for him on the box. These 'rascals'. I've seen so-called satirical TV shows parody people, and not get near this level of brazen fantasy.

I suppose, when it comes to it, he only says he's the Information Minister - he doesn't say his information is any damn good. No different from a "British Rail" train announcer, in that respect.

He'll still be there, saying it, with a tank parked on his head.

Ah, well...

[footsniffa]

yesterday's quote... "i demand that the americans surrender!!!"

[mediman900]

"the American Mercenaries are being killed. they are no where near Baghdad. we surrounded them, and we killed most of them, and we will finish the rest of them soon."

who is he calling Mercenaries ? that guy cracks me up, i stay up late to see him on the TV, he like looks you in the face and lies to you! kinda like that democ-rat clinton ;)

"i did not have sexual relations with that woman"

"the Mercenaries are not in Baghdad"

though i wont go as far as comparing a US president to a scumbag..... even if he is a democ-rat.

[jump]

@mediman900

... or we could quote Bush senior:

Read my lips - nor more taxes

...what a joke!

As for the Iraqi (mis)information minister:

It seems clear that he was not speaking to the western world at his pressconferrences, it was pointed to the arabic opinion in their countrys. Even he might not be very skilled (I, for my part, don´t think he is dumb) he know what the people of the western world is watching in the TV. Many arabic countrys don´t have any kind of free medias - it was a show for those medias in an effort to raise arabic resistence against the war.

jump

[footsniffa]

don't worry mediman... canada wiLL be on the agenda soon enough.. especiaLLy if the repubLi-cants stay in power.

[broken]

And :machine: Bush :shooter: always tells the truth

Broken:kissbutt: :thebird:

[mediman900]

@ Broken :thebird:
:thebird: :thebird: :lilgump: :lilgump: :lilgump:

:soldier: Broken :shooter:


@ jump. No one said iraqi asshole was dumb, he isnt dumb... oh and for your information arab world watches Al-Jazeera, Abu Dhabi TV, Syrian TV, Jordanian TV, LBC, Kuwait TV.... etc,etc,etc....

they actually get to see more than we do, that guy is either really stupid or really smart.... but you guessed it, he is nothing but a scumbag full of lies.

[jump]

@mediman900

Just for your information - most people in the Arabic world don´t watch satelite TV. Al-Jazeera is ex. only watcht by about 35 million people in the Arabic world. Most people watch goverment controlled TV-stations. Infact no Arabic country have a real democrasy with free and independent medias. Some countrys come closer then others - like Turkey and Egypt.

jump

[mediman900]

Just for your information - most people in the Arabic world don´t watch satelite TV. Al-Jazeera is ex. only watcht by about 35 million people in the Arabic world. Most people watch goverment controlled TV-stations. Infact no Arabic country have a real democrasy with free and independent medias. Some countrys come closer then others - like Turkey and Egypt.

@ JUMP
well first of all, id like to let you know that Turkey is NOT an arabic country. Turkey is one of the most democratic countries, after Israel in the middle east, but they are NOT arabs, and neither are the Iranians.

People in the middle east to have access to Satellite channels, the majority of the arab countries (like Kuwait, oman, UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, Lebanon, Egypt, Jordan..) have modern countries and as far as i know they are switching to cable( at least some of the above i know for a fact). I've Visited a number of countries in the mideast, including Turkey, the UAE and Kuwait, and frankly there is not much difference in what people get to access/watch on TV.... so trust me they have the sources they need.... and as for the other countries likes of Syria, Iran(non arab), and to some extend Saudi Arabia, have got the internet, and they can find all kinds of news from a variety of sources.

[jump]

@mediman900

Your correct about Turkey and Iran not being Arabic countrys - what I ment was Middle East area - the culture of the Middle East, including Arabs, Persians and Turks etc.

Many of the Middle East countrys are agriculture countrys - what means that most people live outside the big citys. And the numbers that watch Al-Jazeera is not more then 30-35 millions.

Turkey is one of the most democratic countries, after Israel in the middle east

Thats the problem - Israel and Turkey is the only democratic countrys in that region and they are not even a really democracys. Democracy is much much more then just voting once and a wheile. Ask the Kurdes in Turkey how they feel the Turk democracy - ask the Palestiniens how they feel the Israeli democracy. Democracy is not just for one part of the population.


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jump

[mediman900]

thats right jump,


but can you ever have a situation where everyone is happy? the Kurds want their own country... if that happens, they would get a piece of land-locked land that is between Turkey, Syria, Iraq and Iran... and none of those countries want to see a Kurdish nation... i dont think there is any situation in which you can make all the parties involved happy and allow them to live in peace...

Israel and Palestinians is a different story... Palestinians need to stop suicide attacks and the Israelis need to stop sending gunships/ f-15s/tanks into the the disputed territories...

Even in canada you have people that want independance for Quebec because they speak french and because of their french background.... you know its about time that we realized that we all live on the same planet... we breathe the same air, dictators in the mideast have to understand that Israelis, plaestinins, kurds,turks, persians, arabs.. etc all share one thing with them... that they are all human... I think the opening up of Iraq brings a very good hope for the mideast... and the world, but that cannot be done until regeimes like that of Syria, Iran, and Saudi Arabia are removed.

[jump]

Acually I dont think that people would want their own country if they where fully accepted in the country they live.

And yes - I think that its possible for more cultures to live happy under one roof - if they want to split apart I think they have good reasons to do so.

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jump

[asphodel]

i think all the personal who works at iraqi Disinformation Ministry smokes weed and drinks vodka too much....

[asphodel]

Originally posted by jump
Acually I dont think that people would want their own country if they where fully accepted in the country they live.

And yes - I think that its possible for more cultures to live happy under one roof - if they want to split apart I think they have good reasons to do so.

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jump

jump..... kurdish people are living in turkey now.... and speaking kurdish.... nobody kill them beacuse of speaking kurdish or beacuse of being kurdish...
But MAIN LANGUAGE of the country named TURKEY is Turkish!!! you understand know... Some of the must turkish singers sings kurdish songs....
As an example-> Sezen Aksu She is one of the most important Singer in Turkey... She singed a kurdish song at her last concert in Istanbul... and she is still alive and not in prison... in my opinion my country's important problem is religious orders.... not kurds... because they want to turn my country into iran, suudi arabia etc.. and we are trying to stay democratic...

[mediman900]

well asphodel.. are you Turkish?
cool. i didnt know that... i was in your country in 1999.. went to Istanbul Taksim... very nice place... very nice girls ;) :D

[jump]

@asphodel

Just go and look at Amnesty Internationals website - I found serval cases where Turkey did not look that good.

Amesty Internationals website (http://www.amnesty.org)

Use Serch word: turkey in the searchbox at the top right side

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[Steel Etto]

None of it ever looks good. But what I saw two days ago didn't look good, it looked fucking fantastic. Of course a lot of this stuff is shit. But I'd love us all to be able to say, Rah, Rah, Iraq.

So it might go wrong. I am the worst kind of asshole for not enjoying the moment. But, hell, I enjoyed THAT moment. I damn near fucking cried.

S

[smotherman]

LOL that Iraqi spokesman is a idiot He looks you right in the eye and lies

[asphodel]

Originally posted by mediman900
well asphodel.. are you Turkish?
cool. i didnt know that... i was in your country in 1999.. went to Istanbul Taksim... very nice place... very nice girls ;) :D

yeah, turkish..
girls are nice thats true.. but they are not nice now... THEY ARE TRUE GODDES.... only walk at Itanbul-Taksim Istiklal Street at Spring or at Summer..... you cannot look forward... only you look at the feet of these women :D :D :D

[asphodel]

Most of the things in that web site (about Turkey) likes a foreign languaget o me.... because i don't know anything about most of the topics in that web site's index... so i should not answer anything.... ask your problem to people older than me i am only 20... and not too interested in those subject.... if i have interested you would get your answers

[footsniffa]

there's quite a few "fan cLubs" springing up for baghdad bob..

http://www.baghdadbob.com/

[footsniffa]

oops.. i forgot this site.. cLearLy the best one

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

[chairboy]

footsniffa

whats'up with your 'L' key on your keyboard????
or is it just a new fashion thing???:confused: :p

[footsniffa]

huh? what are you taLking about chairboy?

[chairboy]

Originally posted by footsniffa
huh? what are you taLking about chairboy?

hmmm, do i need to speLL it out to ya, or are you playing dumb (or are you dumb??:p ):kissbutt:

[footsniffa]

yeah, i've expLained it more times than i can count (which isn't much because i'm dumb)... it's basicaLLy just something i started doing one day to differentiate myseLf from the rest of the internet users... so if you see writing Like that, it's me.. or a staLker/fan/enemy..

[brett]

as for the minister of information- encouraging your men to fight on is one thing , but sending them to that airport to die by telling them that the iraqi forces were in control is a crime to me.his fighters were the only ones fooled by his comments

[mediman900]

as for the minister of information- encouraging your men to fight on is one thing , but sending them to that airport to die by telling them that the iraqi forces were in control is a crime to me.his fighters were the only ones fooled by his comments


@brett

Go to Oprah, Go to Oprah!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
Go to Oprah,Go to Oprah,Go to Oprah!!!! :D

[brett]

a canadian is telling me to go to oprah. i love it. you and your 25 combatants sent to iraq. I think our pilots bombed your guys in afganistan intentionally, out of disgust for your nation.

[turbs]

You better watch your words there young man or I swear to my god that they will come back to haunt you......TRY ME!


turbs

[mediman900]

oh well screw you too brett.

its pieces of shit like you that make everyone hate the states.. i tell a fucking joke and you make fun of Canada ? what the fuck is that got to do with anything?

If you dont need our troops in Afghanistan or Iraq, im sure they dont like to be there either, hell they get killed by your "wise" troops.... if this is the thanks you give to a country that helps you, god forbid what you do to one that doesnt...

those assholes who bombed our troops should come to canada and we'll teach em a lesson... you should tag along too, we know what to do with red necks over here...

as for the rest of the nice american ppl here, this msg doesnt apply to you... its for my new friend, brett the shit.

:kissbutt: brett:kissbutt:
:thebird:brett:thebird:

[brett]

turbs please understand I have nothing against canada the land, Ive heard its very pretty up there.;)

[barracuda426]

Originally posted by mediman900
oh well screw you too brett.

we know what to do with red necks over here...



Now what the hell do you have against rednecks?!?!?!?! Damn Canadians.... lol

'Cuda

[turbs]

Originally posted by brett
turbs please understand I have nothing against canada the land, Ive heard its very pretty up there.;)

Yea and I have nothing against Iraq the land (or sand) either.

Just what exactly does your comment mean? The land is pretty but the people suck?

turbs

[footsniffa]

i don't think brett has anything against "america junior"

[brett]

curious- did you think those american pilots where assholes before my post?

[turbs]

Originally posted by brett
a canadian is telling me to go to oprah. i love it. you and your 25 combatants sent to iraq. I think our pilots bombed your guys in afganistan intentionally, out of disgust for your nation.

Well if your comment is true then yes those pilots were not only assholes but murderers. Perhaps it would be better for you to retract your comment.

turbs

[footsniffa]

hehe.. very good jump.. thank you :D

[mediman900]

:soldier: Brett:shooter:

[footsniffa]

Originally posted by footsniffa
hehe.. very good jump.. thank you :D

damn, i couLda swore i posted this in jump's thread

damn it.. where's my nuggets!!!!!

[brett]

if my comment is true? i asked "before my post" . before my post turbs .
i need you to be able to think back before my comment and answer the question.
at least you responded in text form. mediaman has become a graphic designer.
leave it to coolshot hoser.